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my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized

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you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills

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I love being a little freako. love telling my coworkers that I could tell who was coming down the hall by the sound of their footsteps or the way they sniffle. its let's them know that im a little off and also warns them of my keen perception. I am all knowing. all seeing. be wary, traveller. the road ahead will be treacherous. perilous even. you will need assistance along your way. luckily for you, I offer wares... (excedrin and ibuprofen)

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my deltarune phone layout (still working on the chapter 4 page and yes I have a lancer button)

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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

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politics is banned at my family gatherings (the most recent election nearly made me go no contact with my mother and grandparents).

we got together on father's day. everything was nice and chill. my grandmother suddenly speaks up after a brief silence.

"not to get political or anything... but what does everyone think about Isreal?"

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roleplay play except instead of a sexy nurse outfit I show up in full sterile gear with elbow length latex gloves and goggles. I poke and prod you like a lab experiment.

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God is good bc I got my klonopin script today 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Tenner

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took pto on Friday to play deltarune ❤️❤️

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Why "goblin core 19 year o"ld discusted with the mold in my shower i thought u liked fungus bitch ok u just say it ok u not mean any of it its just u want to manstrurate and eat cookies/beery's/@00/3# all day while behave badly just say so ok moron go to the spencher gift Ok all of this madness well its ticking me off

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this man texting me passive aggressively bc I didnt reply to him last night like brother. im fighting the urge to relapse or kill myself or both. please go away!!!!!

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I gave into one of these... and im 228 days sober. so you know which one it was 😞

just got the world's strongest craving for vodka + my ex. lord deliver me from this evil!!!!!!!

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still getting caught up on the mcu post-endgame. watched multiverse of madness last night... yall really did that movie DIRTY. I went into it expecting some horrible slop fest but that was DELIGHTFUL. idk what everyone expected when they announced that Sam Raimi was directing, but that was every bit his style. Over the top, corny, the scene transitions, THE MUSIC??? it was literally so fun and the perfect way for marvel to broach horror without alienating its fanbase or leaving behind that comic book quirkiness. give it 5-10 years thats gonna be a cult classic among marvel fans. yall just didnt appreciate it at the time and thats okay because you're ignorant but you'll learn ❤️❤️❤️

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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