So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
I finally watched The Old Guard and tumblr did not adequately prepare me for how funny the van kiss scene actually is. Like I've seen whole gif sets of Joe's impromptu love poem but that's not the half of it.
Dude are you sure you want to be making a homophobic jab at these people specifically
Joe: "Yeah he is and what about it, bitch boy" <- said with far more grace and eloquence
Nicky: "<3"
(This is where we give kudos to the actors for not smashing each other's teeth in when LAUNCHING at each other. Couldn't have been me)
Everyone is so taken aback they fully just watch for a whole second in, presumably, homophobic horror before all simultaneously deciding This Cannot Stand
you INTERRUPT joe and nicky? you interrupt their kiss like the football game? oh! oh! death for homophobes! death for homophobes for One Thousand Years!!!!
This isn't really part of the scene but "There's a TV, Joe!" is close enough that I'm going to add it. As an epilogue.
I commissioned @polarcell, who did this gorgeous art for my fic, That Was the River, This Is the Sea. I'm beyond enamored! Their clothes, their faces, their hair—@polarcell always gets it right. And the Romanescos are so cute! Thanks so much! 💜💜💜
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I'm trying, but I'm graceless
don't have the sunny side to face this
I am invisible & weightless
you can't imagine how I hate this
graceless
part ii | bucky version
I'll add that the example to the right clearly has an *attempt* at proper paragraphs since there are new lines for each speaker. It seems to me one of two things happened there:
1) a mistake or bug in the copy-pasting stage causing the line breaks to be erased, or
2) it's an attempt at "book formatting" with the author not realizing ao3 won't preserve their paragraph indents, nor realizing that "book formatting" exists in printed books to save paper and that the standard for screens is to use line breaks.
I’m noticing an increase in new fic writers on AO3 who…uh…mayy not know how to format their fics correctly..so here is a quick and VERY important tip
Using a random fic of mine as example..
The left example: ✅✅✅
The right example: ❌❌❌
Idk how many times I’ve read a good fic summary and been so excited to read before clicking on it and being met with an ugly wall of text. When I see a huge text brick with zero full line breaks my eyes blur and I just siiiigh bc either I click out immediately or I grin and bear it…it’s insufferable!
If a new character speaks, you need a line break. If you notice a paragraph is becoming too large, go ahead and make a line break and/or maybe reconfigure the paragraph to flow better. I’m not a pro writer or even a huge fic writer but…please…ty…