Hello! I'm B. H. Mallorie. When I'm not lost in photographs, you'll find me writing.
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Me, reading the first few chapters: oh, okay, I think I know where this is going
Author, preparing to swing a frying pan at me: no, you don't
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Yor is going to begin her conversation with Loid by referring to a hypothetical friend who's hiding a massive, earth-shattering secret from their spouse and it's going to make Loid's mental landscape look like this
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I was thinking of changing a plot point but then that would mean I need to change another plot point before this one to make it work and then change a plot point after this new one to set up the secondary theme that then stems from this new plot point. Hm. This feels more complicated then just not doing anything
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My favorite type of villain defeat has got be "dude who thinks he knows everything gets foiled by pure spontaneity."
#there's an arc in one piece where the guy thinks he's playing 5D chess but it's just Luffy doing whatever#and I laugh whenever I remember it#just reader things#reading#scheduled
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Sometimes I write something and immediately go 'wow, good luck to any future translators'
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Sometimes I'll know I don't like something, but then I'll go, "it's been a while, maybe my tastes have changed," so I'll try the thing again, and I still won't like it, leading me to question why I tried it again. So anyway, I don't like love triangles
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I am a simple person, I see reverse isekai, and I read it.
#sometimes I just want to go “you know what phones are basically magic thanks for pointing that out fantasy character”#princess nevermore#dian curtis regan#or should I call Princess Nevermore reverse portal fantasy?#reading#scheduled
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Me, brainstorming out loud about a character name: the overall vibes of the name 'Valerian' are correct, but the name starting with V is not the correct vibe at all.
My beta reader: what
#the solution was to simply remove the V#fantasy novel#process#naming characters#character names#writing process#writing humor#scheduled
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Kor, entering a scene: h-
Me:
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Writer: Adds a super obscure detail no one will notice. Also writer: Gets mad when no one notices.
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A beta reader: You know [x character?]
Me: yeah?
Beta reader: I would have killed him.
Beta reader: I would have made it look like an accident.
#my beta readers are fun#this was a comment for my romantasy novel#heritage of indulgence#romantasy#fantasy novel#process#writblr#scheduled#stand-alone romantasy
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I recently read a book where knowing spoilers made me do this basically every time a specific character was on the page:
#the book was alright otherwise though#knowing the future just made this character baffling#reading#just reader things#scheduled
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Revising my drafts is when I think I get hit the hardest as I have no one to commiserate with
The problem with writing lines to destroy the reader emotionally is that I, too, have to read my books, so I am simply applying emotional damage to myself.
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