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ok well i'm not of any particular faith and have been a victim of christianity and imperialism but i find your blog VERY hilarious so CHECKMATE haters

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That was me, and yes! I do!

i could be completely misremembering this in which case ignore me but i *feel* like i saw you say you don’t just ctrl f a digital copy of the bible, and if that is true i just wonder how do you search for the words? bc you’re obviously not obsessively searching the whole bible for EVERY post lol

i search every post word by word on this bad boy:

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p sure im the only one of my moots who hasn't played dress to impress

Is that a Barbie game or something?

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crack cocaine

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@in-the-bible Is a lot more active than me, so I feel like they deserve to win.

I will readily admit that I pulled the strings of fate here. I don't think it would be especially interesting if there were two blogs with essentially the same gimmick, so there shall only be one.

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“I have propaganda against them. They use the king James version for one, and also a physical book that can't possibly lead to being able to accurately saying a word *isn't* in the bible anywhere.”

“This blog was featured in the video ‘Depths Of The Tumblr Gimmick Blog Iceberg’ on the YouTube channel ‘STRANGE ÆONS.’”

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(no propaganda submitted)

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Grown-up Poof from Fairly Oddparents is Tumblr Sexy-man in 2024 reboot

Grown-up Poof from Fairly Oddparents is Tumblr Sexy-man in 2024 reboot

✝️Five and a half of these words are in the Bible!✝️

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Homestuck Kinnie Patrick Bateman has FUCKED Sigma Dobby

Homestuck Kinnie Patrick Bateman has FUCKED Sigma Dobby

✝️None of these words are in the Bible!✝️

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Poll 4:

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

Reblog for larger sample size

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There comes a time in every young women's life when she has to choose Lana del Rey coquette bimbo core or femcel deftones eyeliner bitch

✝️Fourteen of these words are in the Bible!✝️

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it’s so over guys I left my sketchbook at home when I went to uni and my mom found the etho vore

✝️Sixteen of these words are in the Bible!✝️

it’s so over guys I left my sketchbook at home when I went to uni and my mom found the etho vore

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"Has" is not, but "hath" is!

Genesis 1:20

And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

okay, what about the Navy Seals copypasta? it's a classic and it doesn't seem like it has already been sent

Am I just reviewing copypasta now? Ok then.

78.4% of those words are in the Bible, unlike Bee movie person I'll actually paste it here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'm not that anon but it IS considered a mortal sin in the Catholic Church to read from any bible besides a CATHOLIC bible. KJV means 5 hail marys or some such. Amen

The current Pope seems pretty cool, I'll take my chances

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I’m going to start a sectarian dispute with you for using the KJV. I don’t care that you aren’t a Christian. We are enemies now.

This is MUCH better than hate messages. Ok, state your beginning argument

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have you heard of this website? https://saintmarrow.github.io/nonbiblical-vocabulary/

I have! @biblepercent uses it

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Have you gotten anything less than 10% yet? I love your dedication by the way

I have not. Thank you, I am exhausted and haven't updated in a while

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Hi, sorry, but I just got a notification for one of you posts that just said "assembling pussy magnet" and??????

Eldorados are one of the sexiest cars to exist. Supreme Pussy Magnet

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Assemble pussy magnet (1/2)

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)