#not a bible word count

[bible-word-counter]

I know you can't control-F a physical book, but is there really no PDF of the King James Bible???

There are several PDFs of several versions of the Bible

[lazycranberrydoodles]

ughhhhh so probably the tgcf scene i think the most about is in the final battle when hua cheng is holding xie lian and backwards gripping eming with his other hand i . god. this is referenced off of The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel (i’m pretty sure everyone has seen it by this point) which is surprisingly pretty topical for tgcf.

[were-these-words-in-the-bible]

Ass was in the bible??????????

of course it was

Genesis 22:3

And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him.

[simply-sithel]

Started a little over half a year ago, I have finally completed my first “books in books” project! There’s elation, there’s pride, and there’s a sense of relief in the project turning out pretty much how I’d hoped it would from the start. Although instead of just one series tucked into a book, I’ve two! 

This six (seven?) book set features two series by @argyleheir, both canon divergent from the Dracula 2020 Netflix series (which itself is already a canon divergent off of Dracula). Be warned, they are both very explicate.

A Gentleman Vampire’s Dossier [AO3] is the 4 book series- each book exactly 5k- done in black with spattered edges, hand sewn headbands, home made cover paper, and home marbled end pagers. It was done first, completed in... December?

House of Dracula (Fearful Symmetry AU) [AO3] is the 2 book series- both ~13k- done in red suede on bible paper with home marbled end pages. It was completed early April.

The enclosing book was painstakingly cut throughout April to early May (worked on during HavenCon!), covered in leather with cranberry alcohol ink staining the edges. I’ll have a post later bemoaning the process in greater detail. 

[satirn]

the jimmytimmy nicktoons unite bug got to me 😔

[guard-en]

if I explained that hacknslash is yuri and butch4butch to a newgrounds oldhead I think they'd start listing gun parts in a flustered attempt to defend themselves.

and it would only get worse if I explained that (though unquantifiable) if I had to put it on a scale, jackie is "butch-er".

[purpleandstarlight]

Was doing a little research for this tradition since its not really a thing I know much about being Italian and all, but Google's suggestion left me speechless.

[beemintty]

‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭13:4‭-‬7‬ ‭NIV‬‬

[4] Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. [5] It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. [6] Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. [7] It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

[stairsthe33rd]

calculus mood board

[bible-word-counter]

Look your blog is amazing and has been making me smile since I found it earlier today, but I feel compelled to ask how much time each post takes you, and if you have a job

It takes me about thirty minutes for small posts, maybe an hour for bigger ones. I have a list of words that I know are in the bible, like "it, the, has, a," so I save time.

My job is Professional Blogger, and I get paid in the smiles I put on people's faces 😎

[villalunae]

"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It

[were-these-words-in-the-bible]

im so sad i wanted to see if the entire text of the bible was in the bible but for some reason pasting it into the ask box broke tumblr? i think tumblr is anti bible ngl

wooow Tumblr is so biblephobic. can't believe it.

hmmm I don't think the entire text of the Bible is in the Bible. doesn't seem possible.

[project-catgirlpillar]

Love this. I'm No expert but i feel Like claiming some random Twitter Account is literally god counts as blasphemy

[icedmatchatae]

Why do I keep writing chapters over 10k pls I'm writing a whole ass novel over here 😭 tbh dialogue is EVERYTHING to me but still…

[midshipmank]

why have stress dreams when you could instead stay awake, tossing & turning for hours on end

[betterlifeinoverall-rethabilep]

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