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" YOU'RE BACK " Dana is hopping up and down.

“Okay, kid. Sit your tush down. I already got a migraine ‘an I ain’t even been back for two seconds.”

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  ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴍᴇss                                                       I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD GO THIS FAR 

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Bromeo, oh Bromeo I love you.. No homeo

Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

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Ey, Guz Mun here! I’m still not gonna be on until I finish Ultra Moon, just so I don’t get any accidental spoilers! I wanna be up to date on my muse. Ask me for my Skype if you’re interested in keeping in touch with me! Otherwise, I’ll be on when I finish the game.

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"No, wait, Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise on your head, I know how that happened. You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,"

“Yo, if you think I’m a mad scientist, you’re wacked outta your mind, man. I may be mad but I’m no fuckin’ loser scientist!”

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Sorry I haven’t been on in a while. I’ve just recently gotten into The Evil Within 2 and have been spending most of my time playing it. It’s campy and addicting. pm if you want my Skype. I’m uncool and do not have Discord.

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See? Now you respect me! Because I’m a threat.

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

WORN OUT PLACES

WORN OUT FACES

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You think I can just wait?!

                  No. 

I will show my  t e e t h, roll my fists. 

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I’m not afraid of you.

    I’m afraid of me

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soulbxnd:

The Misdreavus stared Guzma with curiosity, all the while letting out a low chirping and its signature grin formed on her face.

What an intriguing figure!

“Well yes- After all, if they hosted it everyday the insects population of the park would be almost non-existant!…Our bug-expert gym-leader wouldn’t like that at all…”

Morty’s voice trailed off as he took on a thoughtful position, hand rests over his chin.

“There is a manner in here where you can rent a room…Hopefully it won’t be out of rooms, Ecruteak gets extremely busy around this time of the year with all the festivals and-”

He refused to let out the word ‘Halloween’, he didn’t need to get bitter at that moment, not in front of them.

“I believe that your other option would be either to try your luck at Violet or Goldenrod cities- I believe you will have a better chance at the second one..I just warn you that the hotels are quite expensive there…”

“If you’d like I can show you where the manner is…Ah- what is your name?”

He just absolutely hated the sound of ‘bug-expert gym-leader’. It just reminded him he had yet another place to go to and ruin in which he had no directions to. The big boss was out of steam, though, and just wanted a place to chill for a while.  “Name’s Guzma. ‘An sure, why don’t ya go ahead ‘an lead me to it.” Ghost Pokemon always made Guzma uneasy. He was a sucker for most types anyway, but Ghosts tended to be extremely unpredictable. He loved the mischievous and naughty behavior of them, but did not know how to deal with them right. He avoided eye contact with the Misdreavus for this reason. “I got nothin’ better to do anyway, looks like.”

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dhampir-adrian:

                        Adrian looked to the Ariados a bit concerned about it when it has suddenly flew from the tree. Kneeling down he held his hand out to the other when it crawled closer to him. “Are you alright there Ariados? That looked like a nasty fall, I hope you aren’t hurt.” He kept his voice calm and relaxed as he spoke to the pokemon.

His own Aegislash floating beside him on high alert at the other pokemon but did not make a single move without his trainer’s command. It was then Adrian looked up hearing the voice call out for an Ariados before looking back down to the spider. “Is that your trainer calling for you? You must hurry home but here. Before you leave, you can have one of these.”

Holding his hand out once again he had a green patterned pokebean for it to have. It was at least he could do to help them feel better after that kind of fall. Adrian had so many he didn’t mind sharing with any pokemon he could.

Ariados took the bean with its pincers and chewed it up; not the type to turn down offered food even though it preferred hunting. After it ate it, the bug moved forward to the stranger, trying to climb on him. The shouts for the Pokemon drew closer and closer, until the trainer came out of the brush, searching for him. “Ariados! Where the hell-?” Guzma stopped and paused, looking at the scene curiously. Ariados was not one to warm up to other people so quickly; it was a rare sight. 

“Did you bribe my fuckin’ Pokemon with food?” The man spit out, eyeing the other cautiously. It was a little relieving and nice to see someone who wasn’t afraid of Ariados for once. But the Skull leader was skeptical for a good reason. That wave of suspicion went away, however, when he noticed Ariados looked quite happy and content trying to get even closer to this new guy. “I guess it worked.” He said, eyebrows lifting as if he were impressed.

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It’s funny, I’m sure Lysandre would HATE Guzma’s guts if they met. Buuut, they both see beauty in destruction, in some way or another. ‘Cept Guzma is more of a ‘modern art’ kinda guy.

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By stealing that Yungoos and making the protag go and get it back, Guzma was mimicking a trial captain. Po Town in itself is a trial site, and since Guzma couldn't become an official trial captain, he wanted to feel what it was like. He stole all of the Bugnium Z so he could be the strongest Bug trainer but also so that there would be no other Bug Trial Captain. He forcibly made himself a trial captain. And if that ain’t the pettiest shit-

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The gym-leader promptly turned around to face the one that had just addressed to him.

His Misdreavus proceeded to do the same thing, as she floated by her master’s side shoulders-level.

The first thing that caught Morty’s attention was the way the unknown figure was dressed, he had never seen anyone around Johto to wear anything like that before. They stood out like a sore thumb, regardless the clairvoyant kept his thoughts to himself in the back of his mind.

There is his usual smile on his face, before he started to talk.

“Bugs…Oh you must be refferring to the National park…It isn’t very far from here, you just have to head south!”

He proceeded to point with a hand at the designated direction.

“However…If you were looking for the bug-catching contest, then you may be out of luck- if I am not mistaken today isn’t one of the days that event happens…”

“You serious!?” He shouted, obviously irritated. “It falls on a certain day!?” He was not aware of that when he came to Johto.  Noticing the Misdreavus, his anger cooled a little, and he scoffed, looking off to the side. The big boss treated Pokemon better than human beings. “Never-fuckin’-mind. I’m lost. Y’know where a hotel might be?”

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“ Touche. “ He seldom used the trinket, seeing as there was very little reason to disrupt the disruptors. He follows the boss, slowly lagging behind to gaze at the worn down buildings. When was the last time he came here…? 

“ So… Why complain about the cats when everything else is a mess? “ 

He kicked a can out of his way and continued on, passed the tagged buildings and staring grunts. The rain came down without mercy, but none of them seemed to mind since they were so used to it. “There’s a difference between our destruction and something else’s.”

“See, there are things we still like in one piece. Like my bed, for instance.”