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"i also noticed, on my daily flyby to see if mumbo's home- it's always nice to see a little bit of progress by mumbo, because then you know he's ok, he's doing alright- look- look who it is! it's like.. another grumbot variant!"

girl he is killing himself and putting his brain in that thing.

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I love Betty… sue me…

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hq meta truly makes the world go round

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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what you see: haha funney dating sim where you can fuck the furniture!

what you get: loving explorations of things like adhd, alcoholism, ocd, chronic illness, body dysmorphia, toxic relationships, the evils of capitalism and ai. brennan lee mulligan is there

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i post again in like 3 years and its for the nonbinary computer from date everything.... theres a shortage of mac art so i would like to contribute to the pile

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had a vision earlier of ctechno sitting on the porch of his house in the arctic with a loaded crossbow alert and ready and tommy comes up and techno aims it at him on instinct and tommy is like I JUST CAME TO WISH YOU A HAPPY EASTER YOU FUCKING FREAK I THOUGHT WE COULD SPLIT A CHOCOLATE EGG AND FIGHT ABOUT RELIGION WHAT'S WITH THE CROSSBOW DICKHEAD and techno lowers the cross bow and is like Oh tommy what's up. Myyyy bad i thought you were the easter bunny. and tommy's like YOU THOUGHT. YOU THOUGHT WHAT? and techno's like Yeahhh that guy comes and leaves eggs everywhere and wrecks my framerates. Every single year. But I'm ready for him this time. and tommy's gobstopped and goes TECHNOBLADE. TECHNOBLADE HINESTLY ANSWER ME HERE. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY? and techno's like I believe what i see and what i see are EGGS and DROPPED FRAMERATES, Tommy. and tommy's like OKAY EVEN IF THE EASTER BUNNY WAS REAL WHICH IS FUCKING ABSURD BY THE WAY ARE YOU HONESTLY GONNA SHOOT HIM MAN? COULDNT YOU JUST PICK UP THE EGGS LIKE A MAN? and techno's like Nah tommy that's how they GET YOU man. He's gonna go to your house and lag out your world and now it's YOUR problem? Not to mention, absent father of the year over there. and tommy's like I JUST DONT THINK HE'S REAL, TECHNOBLADE. and techno goes Yeah that's what phil said about santa and look how that went. and tommy stares at him in horror and shouts DID YOU KILL SANTA CLAUS, TECHNOBLADE? and technoblade shrugs and says Those elves were not bein paid properly AND i heard through the grapevine santa was stealin more than milk and cookies AND he gave me coal insteada Wither skulls. and while tommy stares on in horror the sound of munching on a carrot comes up behind him and technoblade raises his crossbow and shoots and wilbur screams and drops his carrot and tommy yells FIRST SANTA CLAUS THEN THE EASTER BUNNY NOW FUCKING WILBUR, TECHNOBLADE? and techno goes Well it's not my fault he was actin like the easter bunny. and wilbur goes "EATING? EATING A FUCKING CARROT IS ACTING LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY? WAIT ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THE FUCKING EASTER BUNNY?" and techno reloads his crossbow and goes Ohhh my god im not goin over this again. and tommy goes WIL HE'S FUCKING CRAZY HE THINKS THE EASTER BUNNY'S REAL AND WANTS TO SHOOT HIM. BECAUSE OF LAG. and wilbur scratches at his neck and is like "um to be fair the easter bunny is real. though i dont know why you'd want to shoot him he's literally nice" and tommy's like YOU HAVE GOT TO BE HAVING A LAUGH. and wilbur's like "HE'S A NICE GUY MAN I DUNNO" and techno's like Okay then why does he keep laggin out my are. and wilbur goes "MAYBE IT'S THE 100 FUCKING MOBS YOU KEEP. IT'S NOT EVEN EASTER MAN" and techno's like Heh? and tommy's like WOT. and wilbur goes "easter was yesterday." and tommy goes NO THAT WAS 4/20 I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER BECAUSE WE GOT RANBOO REALLY HIGH TO SCARE HIM.

okay i just found this draft from the day after easter. the entire end joke was going to be that wilbur knows the easter bunny is real is bc they shared one beautiful night together. hope you enjoyed.

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SEVEN DAYS A WEEK OR WHATEVER JUNGKOOK SAID

onychinus filed for bankruptcy, we turning to onlyfans now

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No flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Can we save hex. All 10 fingers. My fingers are tired. Who has my clothes? Both lips smiled. Born to ride forced to scroll. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. FLASH US. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak.

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I'm enamored by his level of freak

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Man who only thinks about one guy: "hey, doesn't that building kinda look like Etho?"

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Oh my god I've been thinking about Yamaguchi so much tonight anyway

I know Tsukkiyama is like... Iconic childhood bffs to lovers, BUT it just occured to me that a slightly later fall for Yamaguchi could be really fucking funny.

I'm thinking specifically like in his first year he starts crushing on Yachi HARD and is straight up in love with her for a year until she comes out as a lesbian and he has to work through his feelings while supporting her trying to get a girlfriend and it is ROUGH for him for a bit and then finally in his third year he claws himself out of this lovelorn pit of heartbreak just in time to look up and catch Tsukishima smiling at him and feel his heart go thump and immediately want to give up. Like the complete 180° is so hard to handle and he's so tired of pining he just did like 2.5 years of pining what the hell do you mean he's in love with fucking Kei now??? This is so unfair he's going to go home and take a nap. And a tylenol.

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nagi isnt cycling through the stages of grief, he's ping ponging back and forth between denial and depression like a pinball. bro is NOT having the time of his life rn

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"project you call BL" bro really said I know what you are but I don't care as long as I make money lmao

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WHY ARE THERE GUNS SHOOTING AT EGO AND TENTACLES SPROUTING OUT OF THE DUDE y'all football is NOT this serious bffr

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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I'm sorry M2, I lost my temper!