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"our gold" this and "our honour" that, why dont u try having sex

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does anyone remember that textpost that was like. frodo’s admiration of goldberry isn’t sexual attraction it’s like a gay man’s love of lady gaga or something like that…. i can’t find it… but i remember it…

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I'm a weak man, I see Faramir and I immediately go "smash".

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More great Fili stuff!

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This is quick and kinda bad but I miss him ☹️

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"he sighed as the contact was made. their breaths mingled in the cold air..." Backs to the Wall by @conkers-theficwriter

text from "posing in bondage" by japanese breakfast

i've wanted to use this song in a piece for a while (especially when i read this description by Michelle which screams bagginshield haha!) so when i read chapter 10 of BTTW and the song came up at The Right Moment, the imagery of the fic and the song melding together in my head?? i had to do something with it! please read Backs to the Wall, it's amazing! ♡

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Not to be super confrontational, buuuuut... Richard Armitage did not spend 18 months of his life running about and fighting and doing stunts while carrying all that extra padding for folks to make Thorin skinny.

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𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚; 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙨

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in the eye of the beholder

Bilbo Baggins knew that he was far too gone the first time Thorin smiled his way. The glint of his teeth, bright beneath the dark-grey of his beard, coupled with the crinkling of his eyes, it all sent Bilbo's heart racing in the most ridiculous way. He wasn't a tween anymore, but that was how it had felt when Thorin had smiled his way.

Oh he was in trouble.

Not that any of it mattered. The fact was that Bilbo wasn't a dwarf and he doubted that Thorin would ever think of him in the way that the hobbit often fantasized about. Long after Erebor had been reclaimed and the battle had been fought, Bilbo hadn't yet left. It was easy to come up with dozens of excuses as to why he hadn't he returned to the Shire. If he had had to, but he hadn't. No one had really questioned why Bilbo had stayed in Erebor this long. He stuck out very much, but his presence seemed to be accepted amongst the general populace of Erebor. He was thankful for that.

Sooner or later, something had to give, though.

He was not expecting it to be Thorin being forced into a marriage. Or, rather, to choose a potential marriage partner. He'd been a bit confused about the whole matter, but that was due to the fact that hobbits did not have marriages arranged. It was a bizarre concept to Bilbo, but it hadn't seemed to faze Thorin at all. Almost like he had been expecting it.

The announcement of the king entertaining suitors had left a twist in his stomach, but it wasn't like Bilbo had any business feeling that way. He had no claim to Thorin. He had not right to feel jealously rear its ugly head when ever he saw Thorin talking to one of those suitors. He had at least a dozen, and Bilbo had momentarily surprised to see that there was a mix of women and men. But that seemed to be normal in dwarven culture too. It wasn't like Thorin needed children or heirs, either.

One benefit that he had discovered about being a Hobbit in Erebor was that while he did stick out like a sore thumb, he also was just as easily unnoticed when there were a lot of dwarves around. Often, his presence was looked over. Bilbo was not a very social person and he preferred to keep to himself, and dwarves gossiped as badly as hobbits did. If he was able to avoid conversation with them, he would try to. It was just easier for him that way.

That afternoon, as he finished putting away a few borrowed books in the library, he paused at the sound of voices down the row from him. Bilbo could see a pair of dwarrowdams out the corner of his eye. Well, he thought they were. Bilbo had trouble understanding the minimal differences between dwarves when it came to their gender, but he had begun to get a handle on it. And the way these two wore their beards and braids, he was almost certain that they were women.

"...and my father thinks I have a good chance," one of them was saying.

"Aye, but..." the other hesitated before she spoke up again, "but he's not very easy on the eyes, is he?"

"Ugh, no, but does that matter?"

"You'd have to look at him every day! And how would you... you know."

There were a few giggles shared between the two and Bilbo frowned. He was about to chalk it up to something strange and gossip that he had very little interest in, but the next comment drove a strange feeling into his chest.

"Oh please, marriage to the king would be a political matter. I doubt there'd be any need for that."

What? What? They were talking about Thorin? Bilbo frowned to himself more. The comments made very little sense to him. Were they saying Thorin was unattractive? He couldn't quite believe that was what he was hearing, but the dwarrowdams' voices carried away as they left the library.

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Bro really bagged the dwarf king...

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kíli i drew recently

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Happy 10th anniversary to the movie that changed my whole life and personality

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I want them comfortably married and happy and bickering over their morning beverages and also I want them to fuck nasty on the living room floor because they can't wait another second

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" I have no use for rings of gold, i care not for your poetry. I only want your hand to hold, i only want you near me. "

- Courting Song.

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Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

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Specifically Thorin’s POV

Not Strong Enough by boygenius is SO Bagginshield

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Not Strong Enough by boygenius is SO Bagginshield