billhawks

[billhawks]

Heeeeeey, bestie! I'm just here to remind you of your current situation~

Hugs and kisses, thanks again! 😘

I’m sorry I have lazy bitch disease :(

[billhawks]

You forgot someone

…idek anymore

[billhawks]

I submit myself.

which PL character would be most aerodynamic if you shot them out of a canon tournament ROUND 1

(submissions are still open)

[billhawks]

hello pookie

Hello. I’m sure your shitty website has been dying without me.

[billhawks]

I’m so tired

Quarterfinals Match 4

[billhawks]

NOT YOU AGAIN

Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?

Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.

[billhawks]

block me then coward 😎😎😎 DO IT PUSSY

Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?

Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.

[billhawks]

I’m available for interviews 😏

Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?

Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.

[billhawks]

This you?

Damn! Those are some good pics 😏

[billhawks]

WHAT. WAIT I NEED THOSE

Hey, Bill, I forgot to ask. Can I have your pronouns, please?

He/Him. What else could they possibly be?

[billhawks]

Hey, Bill, I forgot to ask. Can I have your pronouns, please?

He/Him. What else could they possibly be?

[billhawks]

I would really appreciate that 😏😏😏

I’ll slip into something more… suitable for “cleaning”

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

[billhawks]

Cuck, you say? 🪳

AGH..! NO DON’T SAY THAT CMON I HAVE PLANS!!! PLANS THAT INVOLVE LOTS AND LOTS OF BROKEN DISHWARE!!

[billhawks]

Im going to cut Scotland Yard’s funding

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

[billhawks]

uhm achtually YOU HAVE ALL THE SAME DISEASES AS ME DUMBASS YOU ARE ME… THEREFORE ACCORDING TO YOU YOURSELF YOU’RE A SHAM AND A WHORE AS WELL. MORON

God you are such an annoying little bug! If you shut up now I’ll let you stand in the corner when we break plates, ok?

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

[billhawks]

omg Julian 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 hi Julian…….. 👉👈🥺 this is bad timing babe, I just broke an entire stack of plates all over the floor. What a mess. Guess I better get started, heh, cleaning up 😏 sure would be a shame if anything else got broken huh

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE

[billhawks]

To think depraved loons like you serve as POLICE…

FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE