billhawks
billhawks
I Am Very Important
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Not Pregnant Minister of the UK 🇬🇧
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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Heeeeeey, bestie! I'm just here to remind you of your current situation~
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Hugs and kisses, thanks again! 😘
I’m sorry I have lazy bitch disease :(
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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You forgot someone
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…idek anymore
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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I submit myself.
which PL character would be most aerodynamic if you shot them out of a canon tournament ROUND 1
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(submissions are still open)
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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hello pookie
Hello. I’m sure your shitty website has been dying without me.
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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I’m so tired
Quarterfinals Match 4
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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NOT YOU AGAIN
Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?
Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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block me then coward 😎😎😎 DO IT PUSSY
Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?
Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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I’m available for interviews 😏
Unrelated question but one that just came to mind, do you think that Professor Layton and the true Sexyman will still be remembered in 4 or 5 years?
Honestly if everything goes well in 4 or 5 years there will be a video on YouTube titled something like "the forgotten Layton Fandom Sexyman Tournament" where it's just a 16 year old kid with a horrible audio quality who explains everything that has happened through a power point presentation that has clearly a lot more effort put into it than it should have.
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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This you?
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Damn! Those are some good pics 😏
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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WHAT. WAIT I NEED THOSE
Hey, Bill, I forgot to ask. Can I have your pronouns, please?
He/Him. What else could they possibly be?
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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Hey, Bill, I forgot to ask. Can I have your pronouns, please?
He/Him. What else could they possibly be?
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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I would really appreciate that 😏😏😏
I’ll slip into something more… suitable for “cleaning”
FRIGHTENING DISCOVERY: EVERY MAN ON THIS PLATFORM IS A WHORE
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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Cuck, you say? 🪳
AGH..! NO DON’T SAY THAT CMON I HAVE PLANS!!! PLANS THAT INVOLVE LOTS AND LOTS OF BROKEN DISHWARE!!
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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Im going to cut Scotland Yard’s funding
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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uhm achtually YOU HAVE ALL THE SAME DISEASES AS ME DUMBASS YOU ARE ME… THEREFORE ACCORDING TO YOU YOURSELF YOU’RE A SHAM AND A WHORE AS WELL. MORON
God you are such an annoying little bug! If you shut up now I’ll let you stand in the corner when we break plates, ok?
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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omg Julian 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 hi Julian…….. 👉👈🥺 this is bad timing babe, I just broke an entire stack of plates all over the floor. What a mess. Guess I better get started, heh, cleaning up 😏 sure would be a shame if anything else got broken huh
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billhawks · 2 years ago
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To think depraved loons like you serve as POLICE…
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