#sorry for the late response

[raishoubi]

From one angel to another. May I please pet the Gabriel? Sending you free heal packs.

He just got his anti-rabies vaccine. Pls still be careful of petting the gabriel.

[mysterieuxclairdelune]

Hellou! Could you do a parallel about feeling like q monster?

{Catherynne M. Valente/ Ira V. Simon/ Molly McCully Brown, from Places I've Taken my Body: Essays/ Sylvia Plath, Elm/ William Faulkner, The Sound and The Fury/ Angela Carter, Night at the Circus/ Susan Sontag, Excerpt from 'As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh,'/ Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous/ Sam Sax, from "On Hysteria," Madness/ Emilie Autumn, from The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls}

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Other demons must be pretty shocked and maybe even a little jealous that Husk is with such a dangerous and attractive demon like Blitz. It's like, Husk is the only demon that can flirt with him, hug him and not get killed. xD

He’s certainly lucky. 😎😎

[hillian-sketch]

H-hilian....why do you wanna spank @chain-draws-stuff ass? You gar or smth?

Idk just want to mean I do it to my brother so why not him anyway

*start fucking around with the lock to try and open it*

This cage won't keep your ass safe forever @chain-draws-stuff

[artistheworld]

Hey, rea

I know that you joined the TADC Fam au but is it okay if you change from a gloink to one of the members that got abstracted?

I know the gloink is cute but I just dont know how to put it in the lore

You can choose one that doesnt have a red doodle/scrible (?)

I remembered someone took the dog BUT we are not 100% confirmed if they actually agree to join in

Okie! <333 I'll take this one then!

And a little picture:> no it’s not ears it’s just ribbons

Yes I used a flower for the pink dot(nose?)

@diona-98

@kredena-dark

[uglly-rodent]

Quill gave Rocket cotton candy once and walked away knowing he would try to wash it. He did… and he never took food from quill again for like a month

never trusting quill again

[whumpypepsigal]

Hey there whump-fellow! I was wondering if you might help me out a bit. I'm writing an original superhero story for Camp NaNo this year and I want the main character's superpower to come with whumpy side-effects, but I am having a hard time coming up with anything even slightly original in that regard. Do you have any suggestions or examples I might play off of? Also, I am going to ask around to a few whump blogs to cast a wider net! Any suggestions as to whom I should ask?

hi there! that’s awesome… wish you all the best.

im not very good with coming up with good/original ideas and articulating them lol but let me try-ish;

a superhero resistant fighter with lack of sense of touch/pain + super-fast metabolism : can’t feel when he’s injured till he passes out due to blood loss or fully conscious during surgeries as he feels no pain AND burns through anesthesia within secs.

there are so many awesome whump blogs who can help you out, im gonna tag a few but if any of my beautiful fellow whump blogs see this post please feel free to help our dear anon here

@deepwoundsandfadedscars @set-phasers-to-whump @fyeahvulnerablemen @aceofwhump @99point9percentwhump @whumpty-dumpty @whumpappreciation @of-wounds-and-woes @whumpslist

[obesericewrites]

How would the RO react to MC being a Dullahan or Headless horseman/woman (since sometimes there where headless horsewoman) and they find out by accidentally (for S trying to hit their sibling) hitting MC in the face with a rockfilled snowball or by accidentally making MC fall down a flight of stairs by scaring them sending their head flying which they catch.

(The neck is their weakness) in fiction dullahan's sometimes can be made by killing someone mostly by decapitation and bringing them back to life to serve as undead slaves (if they used magic instead of killing the person to turn them into one they won't be undead) for a rogue mage born.

Oh, you should’ve asked this on Halloween! This was such a fun ask ^^

S: To be completely honest, when S threw the snowball solidly at Erica, who was hiding behind you, neither of them expected your head to come off upon impact. A lengthy silence ensues. Everyone in the guild freezes, and a few elders rapidly piece things together. They attempt to calm everyone down. However, S and Erica, they start screaming in horror and shock as your body begins to move, reaching for your head. To your pain, Erica's initial reaction is to kick your head away, while S is frantically trying to figure out what to do.

When the chaos subsides hours later, and you calmly recount what happened and why, S feels less guilty for knocking your head off your shoulders. While most elders aren’t acquainted with your kind, they are familiar with a few traits of headless individuals. Interestingly, many express curiosity and a desire to learn more. It doesn’t take long for you to become popular amongst the guild.

M: Dawn quietly approached you from behind, wearing a mischievous grin as you descended the stairs. Suddenly, she let out a loud roar, slamming her feet, and reveling in your startled scream. M, already aware of their daughter's mischief, stood at the bottom of the stairs, ready to scold her and help you. However, the situation took an unexpected turn as your head flew into their hands.

A prolonged silence ensues. Dawn's expression falls…mirroring your head in an oddly humorous manner. M immediately drops you. It takes a moment for everyone to regain their composure and for you to straighten your head. However, when a calm does arrive, M remains completely calm, even as their daughter freaks out beside them. “Does it always do that? Do you have to wear a bow around it? Oh! Can you turn your head around fully like an owl?!”

B: They thought they had you all figured out. When B throws a solid snowball directly at your face and bursts into laughter, it takes a moment for them to compose themselves. As they sit up and point a finger at you, their cackling abruptly stops. Your head... is on the ground. Their left eye twitches, and they slowly start to scream in horror.

It takes about four attempts for you to calm them down as they urgently try to put your head back in place. Once they do, B demands you explain yourself, and you do…for the next few hours. B reacts dramatically, appearing traumatized when you finish speaking. However, they quickly get over it in the following months. “Don't rush me! I mean, seriously, your head came off! I’m scarred for life.”

“Oh, hush. You’re being a pain.”

[peppergh0st]

goop

Goop :D

[shorukarts]

Hmmm what if Muslim Frans meet Christian Frans?

They would be best of friends ✨✨

[kaitaiga]

I’m so sorry @whitewolfmystery but your question went missing and I can’t find it as I was answering it!! 😭😭 but the question was:

What is your favourite thing about Damien?

After much thought, I realised that I can’t really pin it down to one thing? I like Damien as a whole, the way his strengths and flaws shape him. That he’s my OC that I created and that I’m very proud of, even if I don’t share everything about him on here. It was also through him that I got to meet so many new friends just by sharing his story and artwork of him.

I can’t really think of a simple answer to this question 🤔 I guess his existence is my favourite thing about him.

Though, thank you for asking! 🐻❤️

[markthemannequin]

“Hey Mark! How have yew been?”

- from @jimmythemannequin

Doin' just fine, Jim!

Hey, was wonderin'. . Any reason in particular yer' heading out to that one camp durin' lunch breaks?

Someone brought it up a while ago and I never realized it before, Har Har!

[callmeadin]

Could you do one of Il Dottore fluff with a GN reader with a long term aliment Dottore can't fix?

I'm totally not self indulging here

a/n - hellooooos!!! ngl, i’m kind of nervous with this one lmao. it’s shorter than i would’ve liked, and i apologize for that, but i couldn’t think of anything else sobs. but i hope that this is okay!!!! 

Reader with a long term ailment

il dottore x gn!reader

pronouns - they/them - none mentioned

warnings - the use of dottore’s real(?) name, fluff, not proofread

• you sleep a lot

• like a lot more than the average person

• you can sleep from ten hours up to a few days

• dottore wakes up before you since that's the case

• so he isn't able to see you often, but he makes sure that one of his clones is around when you do wake up

• it frustrates him that he can't seem to find a way to help you yet

• dottore's tried a lot of things(with your consent ofc) but some of it's ended in bad results, and some of it's ended in none. 

• regardless, he still makes sure that you're properly fed(especially after those few day naps you take) and that you're properly hydrated

• there are, however, the very rare few times where you end up waking before him

the sound of the crickets, mixed in with the chirping of birds, slowly filtered in through your ears. you couldn't remember what it was that you were dreaming about, but the first thing that you thought about was the warmth wrapped around you. it was hard, but you were able to open your eyes. in front of you was your partner, il dottore. 

he wasn't wearing his mask, and he was still asleep. it seems like you woke up before him! the thought made you happy, because you know that he's more often than not awake way before you are. you feel a smile creep onto your face. despite it still being dark out, you can decipher that it's early morning from the birds. 

through the darkness, your eyes adjusted, and you could see zandik's face. he looked peaceful, calm. his arms were wrapped around your torso, firm but loose. you lifted your arm and gently placed it on the side of his face. he leaned slightly into it as you slowly stroked your thumb across his cheek and his scars. you don't know how long you two stayed like that, but eventually as the sun started to rise, light seeping in through the the windows, you moved your hand to his head. 

you began raking your fingers through his hair, feeling how soft but rough it is. asleep or not, he leans forward and buries his head in your chest. you laugh softly at the action, finding it endearing. more time passes by as you continue to hold him and run your fingers through his hair. at this point, you can fully feel the sun's warmth on your back; you can still hear the chirping from the birds outside, and the soft breathing from zandik. you know he should already be awake, but you two rarely have a moment like this. he's going to say that you should've woken him up, but you both know that he doesn't want you to. 

you're just letting yourself savor this moment, because you two don't know how long it will be when you have another like this.

[silvergarnet12]

hi :] my oc Sleepy is just some guy (neutral) who is always tired and just walks around cities and naps and not much else lol

They would definitely get along with Princess Pyjamas!

I love them, I enjoy their colour scheme greatly, as well as your concept of them being always sleepy and yet never seen asleep(may have gone against this in the doodle a bit), that's a fun trait!

[lavendeerlesbian]

www.tumblr.com/transmascpetewentz/729912784364634112/

Homosexuals: Hey biological sex is real, important and sexual orientation is primarily based on it, therefore homosexuals are only attracted to people of their same sex regardless of their looks, however we literally can't feel attraction to people of the opposite sex no matter how gnc they might look and shouldn't have to anyway. You suggesting otherwise in favor of trans privileges over LGB people's little rigths and safety is objectively homophobic and sexist.

Heterosexual TIFs: Duh.. Source?

Homosexuals: Fuck idk sis, maybe uhm material and objective reality itself? History?? The LITERAL definition of homosexual???

This girl is so annoying. Straight people think they can erase whole ass words and definitions that we've known for as long as we've had language, because they want to be a part of a group that they're not. Their logic is if you can't say anything about x unless you are x, then just identify as x and you can say whatever you want!

But her argument in the screencap is also flawed, I know arguments online have become this college style "cite all your sources for everything as if you're publishing a paper" battle, but one of the few things you don't have to cite in scientific papers is common knowledge. Everyone knows that water is wet, you don't need to back that up with a study about it. Everyone knows what a woman, man and homosexual person is no matter how much TRAs try to bad faith argument you about that point.

All she is accomplishing is making herself look like a homophobic jackass. She's not worth yours or anyone else's time.

[halenhusky309]

Every time I see a post how JC kept his promise to WWX about protecting him from dogs and that why he don’t own a dog is just????

Are they forgetting JC torturing WWX with fairy?

Even if it’s wasn’t physical torture (but he did electrocute WWX with zidian before capturing him so…) emotional torture is still torture. Putting someone with his biggest phobia (dogs) is torture.

So I don’t know HOW people look at JC and thinking he kept his promise??? He didn’t.

JC didn’t care for the dogs since he got WWX, who may I added was treated as a treasured dog; that needs to be lashed and was abused for the pettiness of YZY.

Seeing all the shit in the canon JC tag,,, it’s so annoying.

Love your content, continue to troll it’s funny.

Thanks anon for your ask. At this point, mdzs fandom started make feel cringe at dog-lovers with all the "JC is ultimate dog lover" or making a big deal with JC losing his "beloved pet dogs". Like JC had those "beloved pet dogs" in the first place because he couldn't make a single friend at the young age. Only when WWX became his playmate, JC forgot those dogs faster than the goldfish forgot they just ate a minute ago. Also, guess who got Jin Ling Fairy the Pet Dog. Definitely not JC.

(Of course we try to forget that one dog shit post that compare the worth of Wens Renmants to pet dogs to reduce WWX's trauma and suffering)

And the whole shit "JC didn't have any more pet dogs because of his promise to protect WWX from dogs", I wonder what drug did they take to come up with that bullshit excuse to deny the "JC gives jack shit about dogs" allegations. Bruh, JC let the whole cultivation world devoured WWX like a treat, (and like you mention, he did use dog to torture WWX much later, but the stans always forget about this fact ), so that promise is just a empty useless husk.