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Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

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Gingerbread Iron Throne

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Jugend - 1916, Band 2 - via University of Heidelberg

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I’m in bed with your girl right now and she’s feeding me earth worms 😏😏😏

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please help my beautiful bear receive medical attention!

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*cracks a raw egg into my mouth*

woah, haaah compliments to the chef

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my first ever album! made it in a day and a half! 

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original url http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9865/

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I’m crying I think I want a sloth now

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me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck

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this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

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I just wanna give a huge shoutout to the people in other countries who are protesting against trump bc y'all could’ve easily turned a blind eye and said “that’s none of my business” but instead you sacrificed your time and energy to fight for a country you don’t even live in and I just wanna say thank you thank you thank you

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