birdadjacent
birdadjacent
Verso's defense lawyer
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I'm Rowan. 30s, USA, he/him. Architecture grad student. I like queer sff and birds.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
birdadjacent · 10 hours ago
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Mist. Mysteries. And Sunshine.
The Oregon coast.
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birdadjacent · 10 hours ago
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Anna Loginova aka Vindront aka Vin the Artist (Russian) - The Sun roars into View, 2024, Paintings
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birdadjacent · 11 hours ago
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what??? me????? enjoying it when a character i love is having a Bad time??? i would never..........slanderous.......
speaking of realm of the elderlings, i've been casually re-listening to the audiobook for Fool's Errand and I keep thinking of one change that would make the whole series soooo much funnier. what if the fool was ethically opposed to hereditary monarchies.
(actively working to preserve the Farseer line) "morally i don't agree with this but damn if all my prophecies don't keep saying this is the only way to save the world" :\ :\ :\ :\
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birdadjacent · 11 hours ago
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Freedom
I still can't draw tarot for the life of me I still keep trying I love this scene so much :(
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birdadjacent · 12 hours ago
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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
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birdadjacent · 13 hours ago
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i feel like i know her
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birdadjacent · 13 hours ago
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birdadjacent · 14 hours ago
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speaking of realm of the elderlings, i've been casually re-listening to the audiobook for Fool's Errand and I keep thinking of one change that would make the whole series soooo much funnier. what if the fool was ethically opposed to hereditary monarchies.
(actively working to preserve the Farseer line) "morally i don't agree with this but damn if all my prophecies don't keep saying this is the only way to save the world" :\ :\ :\ :\
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birdadjacent · 14 hours ago
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Best Book Series Recommended to You
Final
Propaganda for Realm of the Elderlings :
"My dad's friend handed me the first book in this series when I was 10 years old and, with that simple act, absolutely rewired my brain"
Propaganda for October Daye :
"some of the absolute best urban fantasy out there! watch as Toby makes terrible life decisions and slowly amasses a wonderful group of friends and family around her, unwillingly on her part at first <3 plus an amazingly intricate and long-running plot!"
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birdadjacent · 14 hours ago
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"Family is complicated."
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birdadjacent · 15 hours ago
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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
Magic
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birdadjacent · 16 hours ago
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The bulk sale of mechanical pencils is what’s wrong with this country…. To encourage the quick disposal of this elegant device that was originally conceived to be refillable and modular…. Trying desperately to recreate the ecstasy of a bouquet of freshly sharpened wooden pencils… we should each be given one mechanical pencil at birth and only given a new one if there is a fire
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birdadjacent · 16 hours ago
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“Maximum damage!!”
Verso from Expedition33
By kiasherria_kia | Repost with permission.
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birdadjacent · 17 hours ago
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birdadjacent · 1 day ago
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every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause
air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason
logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason
public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason
We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON
FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF
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birdadjacent · 1 day ago
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*excluding x reader fic
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birdadjacent · 1 day ago
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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
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