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YOU SHITHEAD ASDJKASDH

@flingthebook @tasmanian-jevil @seven-thewanderer @thewordofm @kaiyadrawzz GET GRINKLED FUCKERS <333

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i'm gonna rewrite part of the abfic

not ALL of it but part of it

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MINI SUN MINI SUN MINI SUN MINI SUN MINI SUN MINI SUN MINI SUN

me in the shower thinking about if there was a world millions of miles away where characters from my hyperfixations lived all in one universe

Like

Its so fun to imagine sundrop, kinkajou, and taylor nolan going to disneyworld, or liam plecak and starflight going to get coffee, or sayori and kel playing uno

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i was JUST writing smth

and i just forgot

like most of it

kill me <3

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just watched hamilton

lemme summarize to ppl who don't have 2 hours to spare

hamilton born bastard, orphan, son of a whore, dad left at 10, mom died at 12, at 17 goes to the US, and meets aaorn burr and some other revolutionaries whens he's 19

he then meets GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON and becomes his right-hand man

he also meet eliza who is amazing

he marries her, but then one of his friends john laurens (gay lover maybe bc love letters) dies trying to set up an all black army

his efforts were in vain at that time

so hamilton thinks death is catching up to him so he starts working more and more

thomas jefferson's coming home!!!

and he and him become rivals that would prob murder each other

so he then has a FUCKING AFFAIR THATS ALL HIS FAULT

when eliza and her sister go upstate

bc he was "working"

so he gets blackmailed

but tjeff and aaron burr and madison (jeffersons friend) find him paying money and think he's taking money form the government

so they go to visit him

and this dumbass goes "oh no lol i'm not taking money i'mjust cheating on my wife lmao ^^"

and they're like "what the fuck" but promise not to say anything

but hamilton says "yknow what, lemme just fuking PUBLISH my affair for everyone to read"

so comes the reynolds pamplhet

leading to one of the most batshit insane songs ever

and eliza burns his lettersbc shes heartbroken, and she has a right to be

but she forgives him when their son philip dies bc duel

time for the PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

and hamilton sees aaron burr and tjeff running and he's like OH SHIT THIS COUNTRY IS SO FUCKING FUCKED"

so he chooses his rival tjeff bc AT LEAST he has ideals

and aaron burr is very fucking pissed

so burr challenges him to a duel

and hamilton aims his guns UPWARDS

so aaoron burr kills him

so eliza spends the rest of her life never marrying again and protecting her husband's legacy

WE DONT FUCKING DESERVE ELIZA

anyway thats the end

*bows*

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does tea count

so my sibling keeps on microwaving milk:

in my opinion, if you want hot milk, heating milk in a pot on the stove is better than in the microwave, and i shall explain so, in no specific order, here:

milk will taste better if you heat it on the stove, and it has even heating. in the microwave, only the middle heats up, so you have to use something to stir it, and if you have to heat it longer because stirring it made it lukewarm and you wanted it hot, that would take more time. also, milk retains more nutrients when you heat it on the stove.

you could argue that heating milk uses up more dishes and is less straightforward. to this i say: you're not 5. you can wash an extra dish. just do it. the quality of the milk will be higher than just tossing it in the microwave.

many of these complaints and tedious heating methods can be eradicated by one simple solution:

drink cold milk. it's good.

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Insomnia Cookies is a chain of bakeries in the United States that specializes in delivering warm cookies, baked goods, and ice cream.[1][2] Based in New York and Philadelphia, it was started in 2003 by Jared Barnett and Seth Berkowitz, both students at the University of Pennsylvania.[3] The company has more than 200 stores,[4] located throughout the continental U.S.[5] Many stores are located in close proximity to university campuses and cater to students who want to order cookies late at night.

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Insomnia Cookies is based in New York City and Philadelphia.[1] Insomnia Cookies bakeries are typically located near college and university campuses to target students who wish to order cookies past the closing time of traditional bakeries. Most stores are open from 10:00 a.m. until 3:00 a.m. Monday-Friday, and from noon until 3:00 a.m. on weekends.[8]

running on 2hr sleep

deja vu

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"i'll beat your ass, m'kay?" *sashays away like the girlboss i am*

HAEHAEHHEHEHEHAHAAH REFNRER ENCE

so i'm like (insert number) days late to responding to this and for this most egregious sin i will bonk my head into the wall

*bonk*

SORRY TAZ :(

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pt. 4, the crystal gems come together omg!!!!

ok, let's start forming the crystal gems!!

let's start where we left off: pink thinks that spinel has died. boo. bad shit. so, naturally, she will pretend to be obedient to the diamond's wishes, take the scoldings, and then she is contaiined by higher ups while they despute about tihat to do with earth.

while they are talking about earth, the higher ups ask pink how earth is like, because she has been there and they haven't. she says all kinds of tales about the greenery and plants, animals, stuff like that, especially how they treat each other. some people treat each other with respect and equally (i think these are tribes) and others, like the feudal system, with serfs and peasants, are seperated into groups. they, obviously, want to be like the tribes, and see the feudal system like themselves.

they really, really wanna go to earth, but they can't. so, to pass the time, they talk to pink more and more, and like her, begin to despise the diamonds.

one day, the diamonds are in a very, very heated argument, and call in a sapphire to see which decision is the best one. she obviously has three rubies to support her, and a few weeks prior, had already began to form a crush on the ruby that makes garnet. the argument is whether or not to revoke pink's colony. she looks in the future and says that pink should still be able to have her colony. she spotted pink a few minutes before she made the decision, watching in anticipation at what she will choose, fearful for the natural life.

when the diamonds hear this, they are enraged, and yellow moves to poof sapphire, but this is when ruby rushes in to save her. the stakes are FAR more higher because they are actively evading the actions of a DIAMOND. so they fuse, garnet appears, oh wow, she's cotton candy stuff, cool. they think that she's like a freak or something, so they instantly go to shatter her or something, so pink rushes in and grabs her to get the hell out of there.

the diamonds, enraged, give into a chase, but are stopped by higher-ups. they are contained for a while, locked inside whatever palace they are in, and they manage to shatter one or two higher ups. the others run after pink to escape.

they all end up on earth somehow, don't ask how. the diamonds begin mass-producing gems so that they can go look for pink. one of these extremely rushed gems is amethyst, and she manages to find pink, in some sort of shelter with other gems, discussing plans and stuff. she tries to attack her or something like that, but she's stunted bc she was rushed, so she breaks down over the weight of her expectations to go find a freaking DIAMOND and KILL her, so pink comforts her and offers her a spot on the crystal gems side, now including her, the people who escaped with her, and garnet. her, garnet, and now amethyst are the leaders of the crystal gem's side, or the crystal gems themselves.

now, pink remembers pearl and sets out to find her. the rebels (that's the name for those people who contained pink as well, the other rebels) in a human tribe. she now hunts, gathers, farms, and stuff like that, for the humans. pearl remembers pink, and runs away from the humans to join the crystal gems. she is treated equally, which surprises her, but she adjusts. she begins to discuss tactical plans with pink and remembers spinel, and begins to discuss about her.

pink gives a recap of what happened, and pearl becomes enraged and begins to work harder and harder to win the war.

that's right, the war has begun.

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ah, shit

i gotta make an au + fic now

i am totally sad about this

i am not currently jumping in joy, no you don't have proof >:(

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pt. 3, pink and spinel

so, let me go off a bit to tell you about what spinel's backstory would be (also a bit of pink's backstory)

these go in no particular order.

as always, please don't take my ideas <3

originally, pink was given the earth as a colony before she got a pearl. this is because she did something bad on an exoplanet: she tried to conserve some of its organic life bc she was intrigued. the diamonds punished her by getting her original pearl and ordering people to shatter her (because pink confided in her and loved her like a sister), but she, with the help of inside people who hated how the diamonds controlled, escaped. pink diamond's original pearl now is hiding in the outskirts of homeworld. pink, however, thinks they shattered her, which spawns a deep, deep hatred of the diamonds.

she doesn't get a new pearl until like a couple hundred years later, and during this time, to give pink something to do that doesn't intervene with their plans, the diamonds give pink spinel. they both don't really wanna be there, so this starts off an actual friendship. spinel existed before pink, and she was mostly used as a jester, which she grew tired of. pink confides all of her issues with spinel, who helps out somewhat by being optimistic, like how pink used to be before being punished by the diamonds, and being realistic as well, and talking about plans to overthrow the diamonds, plans that pink knew would probably never be useful (they will) but still appreciates. spinel begins to follow pink around like a pearl, but is never caught by the diamonds, so she gets inside information and tells pink, as well as the stuff she can't hear. overall, they both stay bubbly and optimistic, but brave, like steven (kinda).

spiel is ecstatic when pink finally gets a colony, and urges her to sneak out of the garden to go see it. a few days later (before she was given pearl) they both sneak out out, just for a day, to see what earth is like. pink sees earth life is completely dependent on organic life, using stuff not on homeworld and made of organic material, and treating each other equally. she tries to approach the humans, but they treat her weirdly because, well, she's giant and is pink. they eventually warm up to her and teach them both stuff on earth, like hunting, plants, agriculture, animals, status, riches, and stuff like that. this is around the middle ages, so about 500 or so years ago. pink grows to hate homeworld life more and more.

pink was not given a new pearl until right after she was given a colony. she was given orders to eradicate human life and to start to grow gem life on the earth. pearl was kind of supposed to oppress the idea of maintaining organic life, but she obviously didn't.

when she receives pearl, she remembers being treated equally on earth and remembers the awful treatment other pearls got from the diamonds, so she sets her free and decides to show her home on earth. she asks if pearl wants to live here, and pearl says yes.

the diamonds caught her sneaking out of the palace??? i think that's what it is?? anyway, they caught her and put her under the watch of some higher-ups, but she poofs them ("sorry!") and overhears them talking about destroying the garden, along with spinel. petrified, she rushes to the garden to give spinel some warning, and she succeeds to tell her somewhat with a jumble of words with spinel comprehends.

pink grabs her arm and attempts to drag her onto the warp pad to escape, but white diamond appears all mother gospel and drags pink onto the warp pad. white, enraged, sets off something to like destroy the garden (or so she thinks!!!!!!!!!!!1) and throws spinel away from pink, and spinel lunges to grab onto pink because she's afraid to be shattered by whatever white threw that would destroy the garden.

the last thing pink sees is spinel's face, contorted with rage and fear as she tries to grab onto pink, but white poofs her dismissively, and her gem lands somewhere white can't see.

spinel's gem lands on the one place the blow-up thingie hasn't destroyed (it's a kid's show, give me a break) and she regenerates like a week later in rebel clothes because she wants to kill the diamonds or something like that. she realizes, "oh god, the garden is almost completely destroyed, i'm laying down on like the one place the blow-up thingie has not destroyed." in this realization, she realizes she will probably never see pink again because the warp pad seems unusable. she wanders around the small space that wasn't destroyed, the grass scorched and the warp pad cracked. she spends her time yearning to avenge the diamonds growing more and more frustrated, as well as reliving the moments she had with pink, reliving her laugh, smile, and their plans, especially her plans, for the next 500 years.

(LET ME JUST POINT OUT NOW, M A J O R TIME SHIFTS IN WHAT I AM RAMBLING ABOUT)

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pt. 2!!1

(once again please don't take my ideas these take time to type out!!)

ok, so last time we left off pearl went crazy over losing steven and realized he's his own person.

now, she's on homeworld (hitched a ride?? from the ships during the war maybe??) and she is searching the whole ship for steven. she finds him being tortured by the diamonds, screaming at him to reveal troop locations and where the crystal gems + rebels are, and threatening to blast earth, and physically hurting him. pearl goes rigid because she's rethinking everything about pink and the others, she then jumps in and grabs steven, and she gets poofed. before the diamonds can grab her gem to shatter it, steven blasts them away with his first power of like forcefield ig?? which is his first show of real magic. he then tries to find a way out of the ship.

while running around the ship, looking for an exit, he meets up with pink's old pearl. she takes one look at pearl's gem and shows him the exit, insisting on coming with him.

meanwhile, amethyst and garnet realize that pearl and steven are missing, and people tell them that they saw her running to a ship heading back to homeworld, so naturally, they follow suit and leave around 5/6 of the army behind because they need reinforcements.

they poof some gems that try to shatter them, and they finally find steven with crystal gem pearl and pink pearl, and she's still not done reforming. they take both of them and get out of there because the other diamonds have gotten word of their appearance.

when they returned, everything has gone to hell. a lot of people died, and only 1/6 of those who stayed were still alive, but barely. the war was kinda in a standoff, where they were curing and tending to the wounded. steven, empowered by his new powers n stuff, starts giving out orders and garnet, amethyst, and pearl are evacuating any humans still in the main area.

ok i can't think of much else rn, next post will be a bit of pearl's backstory

ty for reading <3

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:l in quotes looks like a face of submissive acceptance with mild depressed or apologetic undertones

or maybe i'm insane

probably insane

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this part's small sorry :l

// B POV //

“Oh, you’ve gotta be SHITTING me.”

B looked in disgust at the sleeping figure that became more clearer as he got closer and closer with each step. A was sprawled out on an armchair, head hanging slightly. In his limp hands, he held an extremely thick book, which, as he leaned in, saw that it was on page 257. His hair was a tangled frizzy mess, locks of hair sticking out every which way, and his clothes were full of wrinkles. He was snoring softly.

B came closer and placed his hands on A’s shoulders before shaking him gently.

“A, get up. School’s tomorrow, you fucking buffoon. Get up. A I swear to god I will kill you.”

A didn’t move an inch.

“Welp, I tried,” B said aloud, before violently shaking A. “GET UP, ASSHOLE!”

A stirred irritably, and B slapped his cheek hard, just for fun.

“Ow, what the hell-” A looked around in a slight daze until his eyes adjusted to the person in front of him. He jumped up from the chair and looked around.

“B?”

“We have to go to classes tomorrow, you idiot, what are you doing here?”

“I…dozed off.”

“I can see,” B snapped, gesturing to his ragged state. “Get up.”

“Don’t tell me what to do, Mom,” A grumbled, but stood up nonetheless.

“You smell like shit, by the way,” B commented, wrinkling his nose. “Take a shower, how long were you even in here?”

“Let’s see…” His watch read 1:00 AM. “…9 hours. Wait, why are YOU here at 1:00 AM?”

B turned away, striding to the dorm. “I woke up to see you weren't there, thought you were murdered, wanted to kiss whoever did so for me. "

“Aw, you know you just wanna see me,” A teased.

“Six feet under, sure, but only if I'm feeling generous.”

They had arrived at the dorm. B dug out his earbuds and listened to soft lofi as he brushed his teeth and changed into a hoodie and shorts.

"How long will you be in there?" B questioned after exiting.

"Why, you gotta piss or something?"

"No, but just in case."

A smirked before unzipping a box to find a bag full of bottles upon bottles of conditioner, shampoo, soap, cologne, and other things that filled the very top of the bag.

"A few hours, maybe, if I feel nice. Go piss out the window if you have to, because I'm not opening that door," A remarked, before dashing into the bathroom with a grin and slamming the door shut.

"You asshole!" B hissed. He already had the urge to use the bathroom, and he was JUST THERE-

He ended up having to use the bathroom of a nearby convenience store, exiting quickly as he began the long walk back to the dorm.

The inky black sky basked everything in a dark blue shadow. Stars winked at him with a white glow, and the warm summer air led him back to the entrance feeling far more exhausted than when he had left.

Fumbling through his pockets for the keys, he heard the faint sound of water.

"Jesus Christ, he really will be there for hours," B mumbled to himself,

B crawled into the bottom bunk bed (he took the top, the little shit) and pulled the covers over his head, realizing that this will be how he will spend nights for months on end. He groaned in frustration before closing his eyes.

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the ducktales theme song is a fucking bop i will not accept criticism of it

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ok so what if

listen: this is MY idea pls don't take it ok? i will skin you alive, okay? ty

(part 1 i guess)

so the whole pink diamond is rose quartz thing is really, really predictable.

so, what if we just did away with that?

so what if pink diamond was hated by all the diamonds for wanting to preserve organic life bc that would go against their ideals of harvesting gems everywhere, so they wanted her dead? and they sent people to go look for her and capture her to shatter her? pink diamond, not wanting to leave without being remembered or having a legacy of sorts, runs away to earth and tells people she trusts where she's going because she does not want to be remembered as a diamond, but as a rebel. pink transfers her gem to steven so that he can live on bc she knew she was going to die, so she at least wanted to let something live that's from her?

however, steven is born in the middle of the war, and the gems find him bawling in the middle of everything, so they try to speak to him as if he was rose? and there are initially more people in the crystal gems, but without rose's guidance, they are shattered?

this would mean many things would happen when steven grows up, a sense of guilt, embarrassment, and self-hatred for FEELING as if he's bringing down all these people. all of the gems see him as rose and not his own person, not even his father, who is extremely guilty for having created steven with rose because that killed her, so he's crazy and barely in steven's life.

as he grows up, he learns more and more about the war, and he stays on the rebel's side to protect his mother's legacy. everyone keeps on trying to speak to him as if he was rose, but he isn't no matter how hard he tries to explain it. so, as if to be SLIGHTLY helpful, he tries to fix things by trying to give advice and stuff, but the first few times fail awfully. like, shattered pieces everywhere.

so, the original 3 gems, get really excited when some of his ideas start working and start treating him more and more like pink. except for garnet. she comforts steven when he breaks down about what everyone expects of him and how he's just trying to help everyone and he doesn't know who he is because he doesn't know what to do.

pearl maybe starts to try and get him into small battles to make him make others more invigorated to fight for pink. therefore, the gems learn about steven. he suffers a few injuries, and he meets connie, by her mother's side, tending to his wounds. he is knocked out for a few weeks, and grows to like and love connie, but knows he can't because he would die any moment, so he becomes mentally closed off.

he tells her a FEW of his problems, and she's there to comfort him, but he distances himself from everyone and starts to fight harder and harder in battles to bury his depression. in a battle, he's so injured that he is taken hostage by some gems to be taken to the diamonds so that they can interrogate him. they are PISSED that steven exists because they want all remnants of pink eradicated; earth, other exoplanets, the rebels, and him + her gem. so when they heard that the fighting was still going on, they sent more troops to be done with it. when they heard sightings of steven and HER gem, they were furious.

so pearl, with the help of the other rebels, has a realization that "STEVEN ISN'T PINK YOU DUMBASS, HE'S HIS OWN PERSON, SOMEONE INNOCENT WHO WAS JUST ABDUCTED BY THE DIAMONDS,' and sets out to find him with others, leaving like half of the fighting army back to fend off people.