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[bitchitsaphrodite]

don hume playing the piano for you…

when you ask don to play something for you, his cheeks go pink and his eyes fall to the floor

you nudge him towards the piano bench, waiting until his eyes flicker back up to your face to whisper ‘please’ with an earnest smile

the big banquet hall is empty, the crowds of people who came out to celebrate the team may not have gone home but they aren’t here any more

so don looks around the room once before nodding to you with a defeated sigh

you don’t even try to squash the giddy smile that stretches your lips as you push against his arm, towards the waiting piano

when he sits on the wooden bench, he holds out a hand which envelopes yours as he pulls you down beside him

he waits until you settle, your sides flush together, before his hands settle on the ivory keys

as he presses the keys, your head falls against his shoulder, eyes fluttering shut at the halting melody as he stiffens for a moment

but you don’t move and after three more stunted notes, his shoulder relaxes against you and he doesn’t tense as your arm moves to press against his leg

don doesn’t know what god to thank for the fact that no one else walks into the hall while he finishes the song

and if he plays it again, and then plays another, wondering and testing just how long you’ll stay there, pressed against him

thats between him and you

[bitchitsaphrodite]

when a RedBull girl loves a Ferrari boy - jannik sinner x reader

There wasn’t much that unnerved Jannik Sinner. On and off court, he’d always been one of the most level headed people in a room. 

One of the few things that could unnerve Jannik was waking up to the sound of you screaming.

The sky was pitch black and any street or building lights that could be seen from Jannik’s hotel were blocked out by the curtains. So when Jannik woke up a little after midnight, he was made very aware of three things very quickly. One, he was alone. His hand had shot to the other side of the bed on instinct and found it completely empty. Two, the room was dark. The curtains and lack of lamp light meant he could see little beyond his own face. Three, a scream had woken me up. Your scream, he was sure. 

He leapt from the bed with a start, tripping over a bag left on the floor before ripping open the bedroom door. He found you immediately. You were standing in front of the brightly lit TV, hands over your face, your back to Jannik. You clearly had not noticed Jannik’s arrival or the panic pulsing through him. Jannik still covered the few strides that separated you with ease, grabbing onto your shoulders and turning your body to face him.

“What’s wrong?” he asked, desperate and urgent. You looked up at him, hands covering your mouth and Jannik’s confusion grew tenfold as your eyes narrowed to slits. Your hands came up to push his hands away and you turned back to the TV with a huff of frustration.

Jannik, so well known for his poker face, felt his jaw drop. Driven by confusion and need for some context, his gaze turned to the TV and within moments, he understood. Jannik’s shoulders relaxed, hands coming up to rest on his hips as a breathy laugh escaped his lips. You of course heard it, as you hear everything, and turned on your heel immediately, an accusing finger raised toward your boyfriend.

“Don’t you dare!” Jannik wouldn’t try to hide the grin even if he could as you reached out to slap his shoulder. “You’re awful!” you shouted.

“I’m awful?” Jannik laughed, “You just woke me up at midnight screaming because Max Verstappen is going to lose the race!” 

You let out a pitiful little whine as he said it and turned back to the TV.

“I can’t believe it! Taken out by a faulty brake,” you groaned, dropping back onto the couch in defeat. Jannik felt the urge to roll his eyes but instead stepped over you before settling onto the couch as well.

“Want to come sleep with me?” he asked, slipping his arm around your shoulders. “So you don’t have to watch Carlos win?”

You met his gaze with a glare and shrugged his arm off, leaning forward to rest your elbows on your knees. Jannik couldn’t help another laugh as he watched you pout, one hand coming up to rub your back. “He can’t win all of the races. You know that,” he tried to reason with you and this time you didn’t immediately rebuff his touch so he leaned over to rest his chin on your shoulder.

You contemplated in silence, watching the cars move around the screen for another moment before closing your eyes with a sigh. “I don’t want to hear a single word tomorrow,” you mumbled. Though it sounded like a whine, Jannik was well aware of how serious the underlying threat was and dipped his head, lips pressed in a smile against your shirt.

“Of course, amore,” Jannik whispered back before sitting up and standing from the couch, both hands extended to guide you up as well. You looked up at him with a frown but accepted the offer and let him pull you into a warm hug, “Not a word.”

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someone needs to update this boy’s height on atp’s website - jannik sinner x reader

dealing with the depression associated with monte carlo 24

Jannik Sinner is not 6’2. You are very sure of this. You are reminded of it every time the Italian man you have fallen head over heels for steps up behind you and rests his head on your shoulder. Sometimes he’s looking at your phone, catching a few minutes of whatever football match you are watching, reading a few lines of the book you are reading. You can’t say you mind it, especially on the instances when one of his arms slips around your waist and rests there while he lingers.

You are reminded of it every time he slips into your king size hotel bed and refuses to complain despite the fact that his ankles are fully hanging off the edge of the bed. Or when the top of his head peeks over the edge of the shower door. He doesn’t even complain about the few times he has to duck through a shorter than normal door when you are out trying a new restaurant.

It’s especially apparent when you’re chilly and after several ignored protests, Jannik uses a gentle but firm hand to slip a pair of his sweatpants up and onto your legs. When he gets them pulled all the way on, entirely deaf to your complaints that you are not a child and can dress yourself, Jannik has to roll the waistband three times to bring them even close to fitting you. He doesn’t mind listening to your ranting. You still offer a soft thank you when he leans in and places a quick kiss to the tip of your nose.

He never complains about his height or the issues that it causes. But when you, trying to prove a point to Gia, pull up his ATP player profile and exclaim that they are lying saying Jannik is only 6’2, he immediately protests. Says it’s probably close because he can’t do the math to convert that to cm right now and it really doesn’t matter anyways. His protests are ignored and the next time you show up to one of his matches, he can’t help a smile when the first time the camera pans to you in his player box you hold up an unfolded sheet of paper with your declaration.

Jannik Sinner is not 6’2

[bitchitsaphrodite]

waffle house - iga swiatek x reader x ben shelton

lil blurb about a throuple i can’t stop thinking about. disclaimer, there is not a waffle house near indian wells. i do not care though

One thing you had learned very quickly about dating athletes was that they were sore losers.

A natural competitive drive and utter devastation at the prospect of losing combined for some of the worst headaches you had ever experienced.

Take tonight for example.

When Ben had suggested he and Iga play together for the tie break tens event before Indian Wells, both you and Iga had shut down the idea very quickly. Not only did Iga already have a consistent mixed doubles partner in Hubi, but considering there was a blanket ban on Ben and Iga even practicing together, there was no way Ben and Iga playing together was gonna happen.

While it was admittedly funny to recall the last time Iga had launched a full can of balls directly at Ben’s head following one of the man’s infamous body serves that you were certain reached heights of 130mph+, everyone agreed that it shouldn’t happen again.

So, Iga paired up with Hubi and Ben found a willing partner in Emma. Despite the fact that there was money on the line, it felt closer to an exhibition match the whole night between the sideline reporting and the fact that all the prize money would be donated to charity. This thought apparently was very naive on your part because now, sitting in a brightly lit Waffle House and you were deeply regretting not only attending this event but letting Iga and Ben sit on the same side of the booth opposite of you.

“You hit a ball directly into me!”

“Maybe you shoulda been paying attention, babe.”

Ben let out something like a squeal as Iga’s fingers dung into his bicep. You let out a long suffering sigh and took a long sip of water. While you wouldn’t admit it to either of them, you’d gotten pretty good at drowning them out when they got like this. Arguments were never won between the two, usually Ben got distracted or Iga just stopped entertaining it for long enough that they both forgot what they were yelling about anyways.

“What do you think?” Your aforementioned method of drowning them out, this time with a perfectly tuned rendition of Pretty Hurts in your head, is cut short with the question directed to you. You focus your gaze to see Ben and Iga staring at you expectantly. You glance between them and know that even if you were willing to admit you hadn’t been listening and ask what they were talking about, you didn’t really care to know.

So instead you shrug, take another sip of water and say “I thought you both looked really hot.”

Your compliment gets the same reaction as always. A satisfied grin spreads across Ben’s face as he laughs. Iga’s cheeks flush a very flattering shade of pink and she rolls her eyes.

“Glad to be your eye candy for the night,” Ben shoots back with a wink.

Iga snorts and Ben turns his attention back to her and you know another round of teasing arguments are to come so you lean back against the booth with a smile and watch the two people you love laugh and poke and fight.

[bitchitsaphrodite]

the date saga - a ben shelton x reader social media au

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ynusername not only did benji take this pic… he tied the bow too 😍

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user1 i love the collective shock in the comments that ben can take a good pic

↪️user2 good pic but damn he messed up that bow

↪️user1 lol its the thought that counts i guess

benshelton pretty girl 😘

↪️ynusername pretty boy ❣️

cocogauff looks like a toddler did that bow

↪️ynusername 🤣

↪️benshelton so that’s how it is???

↪️cocogauff 🤷

user3 ben getting dragged in his girlfriend’s comments is my favorite mainstay of this relationship

↪️user4 i think mine is the late night drive videos

↪️user5 oh my yes!! nothing beats their karaoke sessions

↪️user6 i swear they refuse to go on like normal dates but i love it

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benshelton alright i got the girl her ice cream so yall can chill out now

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ynusername 😍

↪️ynusername thank you for sharing 💗

↪️benshelton best of both worlds baby

user1 as he should

user2 yayyy y/n got her ice cream!!!

atptour Looks so good!

user3 ben really trying to beat the bad boyfriend allegations

user4 ughh i love y/n’s nails in this soooooo much

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benshelton night in celly since ice cream got banned

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cocogauff that pizza on your meal plan?

↪️benshelton the old man approved

ynusername 10/10 evening until you threw a chocolate almond IN MY EYE

↪️benshelton i really thought you would catch it in your mouth

↪️ynusername YOU GAVE ME NO WARNING

↪️user1 😆😆😆

user2 seemed like a cute date but then i read the comments 🤣

benshelton really ynusername gonna drag me and act like you didn’t spill sweet tea down my shirt???

↪️ynusername you wanna be a victim soooo bad you leave out the part where you jumped on top of me while i was holding the tea

↪️ynusername where did you think it was gonna go baby???

↪️benshelton this is what i get for wanting to cuddle

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ynusername don’t pay attention to the bags under benji’s eyes we totally got to bed at a reasonable time last night

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benshelton would have gotten to bed sooner but someone insisted I take a 30 minute shower

↪️ynusername benjamin you laid on the ground in a parking lot and rolled around for an hour but excuse me for asking you to wash your freaking hair

↪️user1 ben thanking god and all that’s holy that he doesn’t have any matches this week.

↪️user2 breakfast date being the only one where they don’t injure each other is so real

ynusername ben accidentally stabbed me with the toothpick pretending it was a lightsaber

↪️user3 WHAT

↪️user4 im wheezing wtf

benshelton okay i said i was sorry about the toothpick. not my fault you got slow reflexes

↪️ynusername omg im so sorry i wasn’t ready for a toothpick lightsaber fight at 8am

↪️ynusername you’re right, totally my bad

↪️user5 bets on y/n locking him out of the car?

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ynusername added to their story

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benshelton back on our bs, yall dont snitch

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user1 boy is about to get his a beattttt

cocogauff stick it to the man ben

↪️benshelton i swear if you tell him

user2 HAHA they lasted what two weeks????

ynusername reunited AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

↪️benshelton sometimes i think you like ice cream more than you like me

↪️ynusername so i put up with your awful date ideas for the past two weeks for nothing????

↪️benshelton hurtful

user3 obsessed with this saga and specifically what ben’s dad will say when someone inevitable shows him this

atptour 👀

↪️benshelton istg

bigfoe1998 nice knowin ya dude

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ynusername blocked benji’s dad for this

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benshelton totally worth the crap imma get for this

↪️ynusername awwww, you mean the company right??

↪️benshelton umm sure

user1 your honor i love them

user2 thank god. if we had to see one more of ben’s botched date ideas i was gonna scream

↪️user3 y/n is tougher than any marine

↪️user2 the whole navy too

iga.swiatek 😂😂😂

↪️ynusername if ben keeps acting up imma recruit you for my ice cream dates

↪️cocogauff 🙁

ynusername girl chill you’re coming too

↪️benshelton love all my dates with you 💗

ynusername 🥹

↪️ynusername okay fine you can sit on the couch with me

↪️user4 okay wtf she put him on the floor?????

↪️ynusername he was being mean

↪️user4 im sorry, you are completely right. he deserved to be on the floor

↪️benshelton no support anywhere. alright, i see you

[bitchitsaphrodite]

feeling in a tennis mood so expect a ben shelton smau today!!!

[bitchitsaphrodite]

fight for love - ln4 / rd4 insta au

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f1wagupdates Rumor has it that one of our favorite duos is no longer together. According to sources close to Lando, he and his now ex Y/N decided to call it quits over a month ago. Reportedly, Lando found it hard to overcome the struggles that came with dating Y/N, specifically in their careers. McLaren F1 have had a poor season and compared to Y/N’s continual success on the tennis courts, Lando felt overshadowed by his superstar girlfriend. It is not known if the two had an amicable break but after two years of dating, it’s safe to say we will miss this adorable couple!

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livinlonely someone say sike rn 😭

mayamayataya LOVE IS DEAD AND THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ANYONE ANYMORE

brochiatarus please calm down

user1391 you’re telling me Lando saw one too many ‘she’s everything and he’s just ken’ memes and decided to break up???? pussy 

ungard_tay tell me you can’t handle a successful women without telling me you can’t handle a successful woman 🙄

kennedyf1 this fucking sucks. not just for the obvious, we all loved them together, but Y/N was sooooo supportive of Lando. she came to every race she possibly could and was always cheering him on or comforting him when needed. all that just for him to say she’s too talented at her job for him???

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landonorris Lots of ups and downs in 2022. Time for a reset to focus on coming back strong in 2023. Thank you for all of the support papaya army!

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papayafans Great effort this year Lando!! We are all so proud of you!! 💗 👏

ginnymasters12 you guys…. 👀

user1392 fumbled the goddess of tennis rn, having a shit season, and he says ‘lots of ups and downs’ man smh

usernotfound y/n in the likes rn??? after he left because she’s too cunty for him?? girl please get up

heres to praying that next season is your best yet!

wrightsteveie1 y/n babe I know you liked him a lot but you deserve much more

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ynusername needed a little r&r so i came to one of my favorite cities and got depression instead

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loriequeens everyone calm down we all know she’s melodramatic af she’s probably talking about Man Ciy losing to Brentford

mayamayataya look what Lando did to her!!

kellymcdonald1 half the people in these comments have never looked at this page or watching a interview for y/n because i know if you had you would know that she talks about her visceral love of Man City all the time and would have the reading comprehension to understand what this post is about

user1932 kill lando and let the man rot

danielricciardo i understand the feeling

ynusername haha sorry about the bills buddy ynusername scared to go to another game now cause what if i’m the curse

guessitsgenie fuck all yall saying shes so broken up about lando, my girl is having her cool girl autumn in manchester and watching a bunch of hot guys play soccer, she’s fine

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landonorris Ready to go for season 5!

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user1832 lando back in england… y/n still in england… 👀

frightfulfall It’s going to be a great year!

smithselliot Let’s go Papaya!!

mayamayataya quick someone tell y/n he’s back so she can leave the fucking country

lucybechill they are practically on opposite sides of the country dude, chill out notmiketyson seriously doubt y/n would see this an go running

margo_afters when father returns from the war (winter break) but he didn’t reconcile and beg mother for forgiveness (y/n unfollowed him on social media)

ln4fans Let’s gooooo Landooooo

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ynusername “I wouldn’t say spoiled, just well taken care of” 

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quinn_boxer no. fucking. way.

usernotfound MOTHER IS MOTHERING OMGGGGGG

leahwilliamson Lots of red there babes

ynusername hush

mayamayataya Not the Ferrari! Lando look what you did!

pierregasly The Ferrari?

ynusername it’s not mine

f1girlies YESSSSSSSSS THIS IS WHAT SHE DESERVES

hollyanderson yes girl know your worth!!

penny22 y/n out here getting spoiled like she deserves, we love to see it

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ynfanclub The rumor mill is churning people!! Following some recent developments including the soft launch post and insta stories, a fan has submitted this photo claiming that they ran into Y/N and her new beau while out to dinner. They didn’t get a picture of their faces but, this source is 100% sure this is Y/N and Man City star, Ruben Dias. 🔥🔥

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user23231 idk man she literally went to the champions league final because shes a huge fan, they could just be going out to celebrate that

mattycline NEW DAD IS HOT AS FUCK LETS GO

eve_polastru Ruben Dias?? She pulled RUBEN FUCKIGN DIAS?!?! I KNEW I WAS STANNING THE RIGHT BITCH

justjulie1 Shout out to the nosy bitch in Milan who got this pic, you are our hero

ghoulgirls All i gotta say is, he better treat her better than norizz did

mayamayataya am i the only one missing y/n and lando??

ynstans yea user65232 yes  hannanomontana 100%

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footywags Man City star off the market? Sources have claimed that Treble Winner Ruben Dias, a centerback for Man City, is in a relationship with tennis superstar and recent ex-F1 wag, Y/N L/N. The couple were spotted out to dinner together and Y/N has posted some cryptic pictures which some believe are a soft launch. What do you think of this power couple?

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conrad_hinkle Ruben won the treble and bagged the living legend that is Y/N L/N?? Man 2023 really is his year

user1921 YESSS

lauralovescity Do you think her being a huge Messi fan makes it awkward?

cityzenswags doubt it

rosaliamendez ‘recent f1 wag’ no one gives a shit man they’re dead and buried

millierought homiehopper?

justjulie1 as if ruben dias and lando norris even know one another

annemacintosh MY FAVES ARE FUCKIGN?!?!

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rubendias Finally able to celebrate properly with my girl 

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destinylaude extra points to ruben for going full fucking hard launch 😂

constantine_mikes Ruben going for the hard launch???? LOVE THIS

ynusername you’re so pretty

rubendias you’re incredible

user1212 sleeping in the middle of a freeway tonight

lacyohlacy y/n really upgraded!!

bright_diana Seriously though!! Hate that she had to drop out of the French though, hope Ruben will be there for Wimbledon!

ynfanclub i for one am very pleased with our new dad but the other admin here is a man u fan so if you see any salty comments it was her

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ynusername safe to say i had a great time in england ✨ always an honor to play at the historic Wimbledon Championships and even more of an honor to hold up this trophy. couldn’t do it without the love and support of my team and my family! most special thanks to my man for taking me out on nights off for some fun and laughter which was sorely needed during this amazing but stressful week, you’re incredible 💖

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zendaya Congratualtions!!!

ynusername thanks babe!!

rubendias Honored to witness your greatness. You are breathtaking ❣️

ynusername Feel free to keep going, sweet talk really works for me 😉 user1212 omg will yall please refrain from being horny on main???

danielricciardo AMAZING!!! 🔝 🔥1️⃣ 🐐

ynusername 🤣

sarahmarshall Amazing work out there!

johnbernhall13 THE GOAT

mcgee__todd Literally incredible, can’t even believe how good you are!

user196841 congrats!!!

vickyfreid lando is crying into his tea rn

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landonorris Not just a great time, the BEST time in England!

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mayamayataya lando what is this caption

justjulie1 y/n omg come here youre ex is salty you got with someone hotter than him

ynfanclub 👀

zaramulickay you guys read wayyyyy too much into the captions here, it’s not that serious

danielricciardo Nice job Lando!

mclaren We love to see it!

ynrubenupdates y/n still won the breakup here

michaelson_donna obviously

hylandsara y/n stans still in lando’s comments and for what?? go get a life

ln4stans Great job Lando!

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ynusername day n night

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taylormcguiness dont mind me im just here drooling

bobbyboyclaire UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES!!

rubendias My favorite way to start and end the day

ynusername 😊

johnstonesofficial this why Ruben was almost late to practice? 🤣

ynusername what!?!? 😲 rubendias I was not late johnstonesofficial I said almost

user29313 i just know ruben is fighting for his life in the lockerroom every day

grant_gusto i’d happily get bullied if I got to end the night between y/n’s thighs

landonorris 🙃

user3453 BRUH fran_clothe does he know he posted this?? calliedallie What an attention whore

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landonorris Singapore and Japan prep underway, difficult stuff but I’ve never been one to back down from a fight

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user85734 ummmmmmmm wtf???

poppydenter yall wtf is this?

danielricciardo 😏

willowmasters ‘never been one to back down from a fight’?? okay but is that a subtweet rn?

quinn_ramirez after his comment on her post man. if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck…

user34942 y/n and ruben have probably been together since December/January and Lando decides in September that he’s made a mistake??

ynfanclub man please leave her alone

ynrubenupdates dont worry dude, why tf would she want to go back to lando when ruben treats her better?

frankvasquez why are you guys acting like he declared war or something its an insta caption

f1gossipgirl Fight for love anyone?

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i have nothing to comment

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indy's favorite couple - a po5 instagram au

racing withdrawals are almost over

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patriciooward when elba drags you out for a ‘gentle’ morning at 6:30 😪

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ynusername i have never hated your sister more than i do right now

↳ elbaoward 😲 😧 😭

↳ patriciooward You’ve seen y/n in the mornings, you knew what you were dealing with

braking89bailey who is even awake at 6:30????

elbaoward Never inviting you two out again 🙄

↳ ynusername thank god

jessicawills99 pato constantly dragging his sister for her influencer shit wasn’t enough, he’s dragged his girlfriend into it too 😆

conordalystan the matching fits 🥰

racingf1 obsessed with these two bullying elba in the comments

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ynusername my boy cleans up nice

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arrowmclaren Engineer Pato to the rescue!

↳ ynusername yeah i’d hold off on that if i were you, he almost unplugged my battery

↳ barkleybarks99  at least he looked good doing it 

↳ avvesarn_dani1 i just know y/n refuses to let him drive that truck 😂

patriciooward Always for you 😉

↳ ynusername please keep your hands off my truck 😄

↳ patriciooward show me where to put em honey 😙

owardstanss yall she knew what she was doing with that first pic 👀

↳ girlsgoindy that first pic is 🤤🤤

brightandwild okay, i get it now

f1forthegirls and people still wonder why i'm obsessed with this dude smh

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patriciooward Lazy Sundays

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oward5content omg my parents

elbaoward looks like a lovely way to spend the weekend 😍

↳ ynusername thank you for the movie recs 🙏

↳ elbaoward 😄

ynusername Mama O’Ward would be proud of that guac

↳ patriciooward All thanks to my beautiful sous chef 🥰

taliatalkscars where is the dog content?? We want Rocky!!

lovinglucy_ i feel so single 😭

letstalkindy Yes we lost the most eligible bachelor on the indy car grid but look what we get in return!!

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ynusername feeling spoiled 💗

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elbaoward pretty!!

patolovesrocky omg hes so soft

↳ f1fangirls very babygirl

patriciooward I haven’t stopped sneezing in 10 minutes

↳ ynusername suffer in silence, the flowers are staying

girlgoindy gorgeous!! The man and the flowers

szzakqid1 makes me wanna put a fork in an outlet. so cute!

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patriciooward Welcome to the family Norbi!

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ynusername i cannot believe this

↳ ynusername #betrayed

↳ patriciooward 🤣🤣🤣

↳ ynusername keep laughing all your way to the couch, you’ve been exiled from the bedroom

elbaoward What a cutie!!

↳ ynusername i can't believe i’ve been betrayed by both of you

↳ elbaoward If you really hate him, stop giving Norbi kisses and calling him the cutest boy in the whole wide world

↳ ynusername no

rockyoward Welcome to the family!!

lyla_brox Came for the cute puppy, stayed for the whole ass fight happening in these comments

letstalkindy 😍😍😍

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ynusername the face of a liar who told me we could get a cat as our next pet 🙄

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patriciooward Cat is next, promise

↳ ynusername im holding you to that mr. o’ward

↳ patriciooward you can hold me to anything you want mrs. o’ward 😉

↳ elbaoward 🤢

taliatalkscars poor girl got tricked into getting another dog 😂

oward5content pato looks like he knows he’s in trouble 

elbaoward We can go get a cat y/n!

↳ ynusername YES PLEASE

↳ patriciooward Can I come?

ynusername did you invite me to get Norbi? No

↳ bonniedoxx1 idk if these eomments mean y/n is kicking him out or marrying him 😆

↳ prettypaula yall don’t worry, pato locked this girl down she aint goin anywhere 

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my favourite max reaction pics

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black cat girlfriend - op81 instagram au

been on a slight hiatus along with f1 but inspired by oscar's bday and points in australia!!

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f1wagpage Intro to the new 2023 Wags Part 2! Don’t let the contract drama distract you from Oscar Piastri’s stunning and insanely talented girlfriend, Y/N L/N. Y/N is graduating from London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts in the spring and has been very well reviewed in productions while in school. Oscar and Y/N met in England and have been dating since 2018! From what we know from our lovely F2 besties at f2wagupdates, she isn’t around the paddock as much but she makes appearances when school allows. We certainly look forward to seeing her!

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f1wagupdates Ugh we were so sad to see her go. Glad that since Oscar is back on the grid we might see her around more!

vrstppnlvr what’s her page??

girlslovef1 its ynusername she posts very randomly but it’s quality content 👌

figuringf1 omg do you guys remember when she did go to monza in 2021 and that one camera guy caught her trying to teach Oscar dance moves?? 💃🕺🩰

prettygirlsf1 YES! OMG it was so cute with Oscar blushing so much

prettygirlsf1 that boy really has two left feet though

justjulia00 no the funny bit was Felipe jumping in as well to try and help teach Oscar too 😆

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f2wagupdates Feels like passing over custody of a child 😭. So excited to see Oscar back in a race car in 2023 and even more excited to see the content Y/N might share during this journey. Here are some highlights, our favorite Oscar pictures from Y/N over the past couple of years!

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premaracinggirls i hope they have him do the spotify f1 playlist because i just know y/n’s got him hooked on some broadway musicals

norriscontent4 heavy bets on that, this boy has all the mamma mia tracks memorized. he mentioned in one of the prema interviews that y/n kept playing the movie over and over again for a whole summer so the songs are imprinted on his brian

maria_roqri11 i forgot about that! queen behavior 

toriana_blues So happy for Oscar!! He deserves this!!

fosterwright98 so funny to see the alpine logo knowing that oscar burned that bridge to the ground 

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ynusername what weekends are meant to look like 💗

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oscarpiastri perfect way to spend the weekend even if watching you shunt your friend into the wall was slightly terrifying

briannarocheser01 bring your man around more often, you’re nicer when he’s here

ynusername don’t push your luck, i’ll put you in the wall again

will_montgomery and you wonder why the lower class is scared of you

andreveach1999 putt putt next time so i can redeem myself against will

will_montgomery i’ll beat you there too dre

f1wagpage Did Oscar beat everyone karting? What prompted y/n to shove her friend into the wall?? We need details!!

quinnlovesf1 loving the vibes!!

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oscarpiastri brought in an expert to help me with improving that 8/10

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ynusername easy 10/10 yeah ausgp?

ausgp 10/10 and extra credit for the beautiful scenery

felipedrugovich who won bowling?

ynusername ME

oscarpiastri stewards are still reviewing an incident on the last frame

felipedrugovich how do you even cheat at bowling??

ynusername you don’t, oscar is just a sore loser

keepingupwithf1 so you’re telling me chill dude Oscar is with a crazy competitive girlfriend?? 

andreveach1999 be glad she didn’t ‘accidentally’ drop a ball on your foot Oscar

oscarpiastri I wore steel toed boots in preparation of that

andreveach1999 we taught you well

yelena_rossi why are you guys surprised this girl is crazy?? she’s pretty and she does musical theatre, the writing is on the wall people

f1gossippage A tale of two weekends… While Oscar was spotted partying away the sorrows of a less than ideal weekend, his girlfriend who was notably absent from the paddock was tagged in a story from a classmate showing rehearsals and a show this weekend. We have questions, and we’re sure you have plenty too…

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wright_emily02 y/n doesn’t make it to one race weekend because she has obligations and responsibilities related to her studies and you all are already losing your mind?? this is gonna be a long season

keepingupwithf1 it wasn’t some random race weekend, it was his first ever start. you’d think she’d be a bit more supportive

shutupanddrivef1 i think the question is why was oscar sticking around to party when it’s obvious he needs to be putting in some work on the car

dannyricf1 praying for this man’s downfall on and off track

alarmingf1 ugh can’t you people get a life

papayaboys Danny fans stay mad for no reason

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lando.jpg the life of a third wheel

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danielricciardo your natural state 😂

ynusername thanks for the cute pics! please stop crashing our dates

landonorris I was invited?!?

oscarpiastri by who??

penelope00alder the hands!!!!!

_morganaprice sure lando crash their date but look at the cute pics!! it’s worth it

ynusername he complained the entire time and made us leave shopping early to get ice cream

oscarpiastri the child we never asked for ynusername 

f1wagpage This may be the best thing that has ever happened to the McLaren F1 team

fortheloveofpapaya This is my new favorite friendship trio 

alarmingf1 they’re all fighting in the comments as we speak

fortheloveofpapaya i know, it adds to the appeal

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f1wagupdates Y/N posted on her instagram story before quali with a picture of Oscar getting ready and the message “Good luck babes!!”

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shutupanddrivef1 glad she’s there to support Oscar for his home race!

keepingupwithf1 Got fingers and toes crossed for Oscar today! First points at home would be so perfect!

papayaboys ❤️‍

elippo_carinna did you guys see him running back to give her a hug in the garage before going to grid?? literally made my heart hurt

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ynusername HAPPY BIRTHDAY OSCAR!!!! Jamming to 22 (Taylor’s Version) all day in honor of the most beautiful soul I know. Thank you for making me relate to all those cheesy love songs I used to hate. I’ll keep the really gushy stuff to myself until I see you again. In the meantime, happy birthday sexy!!

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oscarpiastri mum thinks the cake is hilarious 

ynusername I aim to please Mrs. Piastri above all else

f1wagupdates ive always said i would show favoritism but thats actually a lie and i adore these two

emmaforf1 more than lily/alex?

f1wagupdates please do not make me choose between them

papayafans481 omg they’re so sweet!!! extra points for using taylor’s version too. almost had to cancel lando for using the stolen version 🙄

briannarocheser01 Happy Birthday Oscar! Thank you for always making our ice queen smile 😁

will_montgomery you really want him to invite you to a race, don’t you?

ynusername get out of my comments and back to rehearsal before we give your parts away

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steady on there - ln4 social media au

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oscarpiastri Off season gains with ynusername

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ynusername two on one and I still smoked out 

oscarpiastri Did Julie let you keep your login??

ynusername Yep! No more burner accounts for me, gotta keep you honest

rowanslaughter96 dear god

lovingtennis the most breaking news of 2022 being that y/n was finally given back her instagram password is icon behavior

fortheloveoff1 please explain why she lost it in the first place??

lovingtennis you’ll probably be able to see soon but last time she had it let’s say she was very honest and active in other people’s comment sections 😬

f1paddockgoss the tennis x f1 crossover event continues. do we think y/n will make an appearance in the paddock this season since oscar has a seat?

maverickf1 i hope so! when she came to the US GP in 2021 to celebrate the golden slam it was so cool!

mclaren please be careful with him!

ynusername haha ill try my best!

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ynusername Guess who got their account back

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amragency don’t make us regret this

cocogauff Freedom is sweet!

ynusername you can send me memes now!

stefanostsitsipas98 are those my socks?

ynusername don’t try and start crap now

adidastennis The Queen returns 👑

oscarpiastri My bet is that you lose instagram privileges by April

ynusername betrayal from my dearest friend 💔

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ynusername it’s april 6th which means my best friend, my confidant, and my favorite aussie just got a year older! cheers to another trip around the sun!! ❤️‍❤️‍❤️‍

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oscarpiastri Of all the pictures for you to post…

ynusername you should see my drafts rn dude, it could have been much worse

mayatakeonf1 do you ever think about how if y/n had been given access to her insta before this year then we would have gotten so much more Oscar content!!

screamingpeels okay yes but since she didn’t and i dont think their friendship was quite as known at least we avoided people saying mclaren only went after him for her clout

keepingupf1 yes but  imagine if she had been on the internet during the alpine contract announcement though!!

avoidancenancy i know half the internet thinks they’re dating but i for one just love this platonic love they obviously have for one another

galsgomclaren Oscar/Y/N content ftw!!!

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ynusername us, sometime between me watching oscar’s race from the garage and oscar watching my match from the player box

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oscarpiastri i thought i had done so well finishing in the points and then you turn around and win another grand slam 🙃

ynusername we both won in our own ways 😉

landonorris no pic credits??

ynusername talk to me when you finally post all of the pictures of me on lando.jpg

lnfour I think I speak for us all when I say we would also really like to see the y/n pics

norris.content4 is lando…. flirting with Oscar’s best friend in this comment section????

livelaughlovef1 mans is living on the edge for sure

keepingupwithf1 we all thought there was going to be drama in McLaren this year, but none of us thought this would be the reason!!!

op81fans aww they’re so cute!!

l4ndogirlies we really gonna ignore the fact that lando has a bunch of pics of y/n he’s been hoarding????

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oscarpiastri Sometimes I think you’re unreal. Then you start talking and it clears that up real quick.

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ynusername 😫

ynusername i cant believe you treat me like this

ynusername AFTER ALL WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH 😭😭😭

oscarpiastri you need water

pierregasly 🤣

norris.content4 Lando all in y/n’s comment section but keeping it to a subtle like for Oscar’s post. I see you

lovinglando4 girl and when y/n was jumping into the stands at Wimbledon and the way he hugged her… we know what you are lando norris

f1wagspage Love the content Oscar!!

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ynusername we decided we had to split up Piarles since their bromance is so strong and would have been a competitive advantage so you are looking at the winning doubles team!!! charles_leclerc

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georgie..maintosh OMG NOT THE SHIP NAME IN AN ACTUAL POST FROM A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION

pierregasly “lets play tennis with oscar and y/n” he said “it’ll be fun” he said 

danielricciardo Easy work, at least you didn’t have to split up Carlando

ynusername yeah I do not envy you for that one

landonorris Pierre has been pouting about it for twenty minutes now

ynusername big simp energy

oscarpiastri lol he’s not the only one

keepingupwithf1 👀 🤣

justinejules omg oscar is done with their flirting on main

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oscarpiastri Gave the boys a chance to redeem themselves with ynusername before she abandons me again. We beat her very easily. Good luck finishing out the season!!

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ynusername Trying to distract me from the utter slander with well wishes 😠

landonorris Don’t listen to him, you did well!

pierregasly Simp

georgerussell63 Alex mate, Lily is gonna have your head for this again

alex_albon Lily I promise you’re coming next time

ynusername I also promise lilymunihe

rach4elthomas All the boys going out with y/n, Alexa play that should be me

norris.content4 haha i know, this is about to become norris.l/n.content for real

keepingupwithf1 we haven’t see this level of off track unity with the drivers since covid, it’s so cool!!!

twitchquartet please keep up this energy and bring back the boys hanging out on off weekends 😢

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ynusername Crashed a gym session with landonorris, recreated a fanfic, and managed to lose Oscar all before noon

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emilynotinparis IS THIS A HARD LAUNCH??

oscarpiastri Can’t believe you ‘misplaced’ me in a foreign country

ynusername it’s literally Texas

landonorris I told you not to post the donuts, my trainer’s just seen

ynusername Jon, I swear they were all mine

carlossainz55 No one told me there were donuts. Why didn’t I get a donut landonorris?

f1girls omg Carlando drama because Lando was with Y/N, this is too good

hanna_pruitt SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FANFIC SHE WAS RECREATING

twogirls1f1 i swear if she is out here reading F1 fic i’ll delete my accounts

ryantoque13 no the fact that no one is mentioning that is sus

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landonorris Watched some footie, got a cuddle with ynusername, and managed to burn water all before midnight

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rebecaatueda233 ITS A HARD LAUNCH! I REPEAT ITS A HARD LAUNCH!!

yellowtaylor__ How did the singles of the world lose our queen Y/N L/N to Mr. No Rizz himself. Y/N, blink twice if you need help

georgerussell63 Whose telling Lily that Lando got a cuddle??

lilymunihe landonorris you’re on my list

alex_albon why am i not enough for you? 😢

lilymunihe show me your grand slam trophies

ynusername👀

f1girls I respect Lily because I too would fight God for a cuddle sesh with Y/N

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ynusername me at the beginning of the season: Use my new Insta privileges to post quality content about tennis vs. Use my new Insta privileges to flirt with and eventually hard launch a curly headed cutie

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diana_fosts1 okay who had ‘y/n l/n being a simp on main’ on their 2023 bingo card

f1girliespage the fact that y/n is the bigger simp has utterly shocked me to my core

oscarpiastri someone take this woman’s password away

pierregasly 🤣🤣🤣

tennisupdates This is actually adorable, I must stan

lilymunihe omg im crying alexa play that should be me!!

alex_albon Lily get up you’re embarrassing yourself

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Couldn't not do some Oscar Barbie posters <3

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GREETINGS

So i just saw a really saddening tweet that said the absolute MEANEST things ab Max's appearance so I decided to compile photographic evidence of homie being literally one of the hottest mfs alive to prove the haterz wrong lmao (credit to the photographers!!)

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The slander that Charles is getting in the media is absolutely disgusting and should have no place in the sport. Talk about his errors and mistakes - even though race 1 was a technical DNF, race 2 the car was slow and he had a penalty and race 3 is more of a racing incident despite Charles haters wanting to blame it on him - but do not fucking use Jules and his father to say that he’s mentally weak. How low can people and so called journalists get?

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Australian GP 2023, a summary: [gunshots] 🚩 [crying] 🚩 [gravel crunching] 🚩 [more gunshots]

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happy baby!