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How are you moving in my stopped time

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smacked right in the mouth

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this tweet sends me into hysterics

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NO NO NO NO NO

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a scientist and an icon

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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

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I havent seen the oops wrong home comic this year...

Happy Holidays everyone! :-D

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my character: *doing literally anything*

astarion in the background:

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"we need more angry, traumatized female characters" you guys could barely handle katara

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A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.

There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.

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lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously

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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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But what if it was all a dream

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hes waiting by the microwave

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me @ my future wife: wow babe! i love you even more than naruto!!