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New World Infected

(Not Shown - Whisperer & "Claws")

MONSTER PROFILE

Matango!

"Green-Flu" Strain of Xen Fungal Infection made by the Combine. Caused an Outbreak in Combine-Occupied Eastern United States.

Many cases were recorded of Survivors being somehow Immune to this fungus but still may carry & spread spores, thus naming them "Carriers"

(NOT SHOWN) Common Infected of the Matango fungus bear a horrifying smile of pure malice & bloodlust - VERY SIMILAR TO PREVIOUS "SMILE" FUNGAL OUTBREAK IN THE 90'S (Yep, I'm bringing Patorikku's analog horror into this)

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MONSTER PROFILE

Matango!

"Green-Flu" Strain of Xen Fungal Infection made by the Combine. Caused an Outbreak in Combine-Occupied Eastern United States.

Many cases were recorded of Survivors being somehow Immune to this fungus but still may carry & spread spores, thus naming them "Carriers"

(NOT SHOWN) Common Infected of the Matango fungus bear a horrifying smile of pure malice & bloodlust - VERY SIMILAR TO PREVIOUS "SMILE" FUNGAL OUTBREAK IN THE 90'S (Yep, I'm bringing Patorikku's analog horror into this)

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MONSTER PROFILE

DETHLO

Pizza Monster with a TV-Skull Head & Mean Claws

Collective Anonymoose Multi-Reference (Mainly some of his unlisted videos)

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MONSTER PROFILE

BAGAN

Combine-Tech Hybrid of King Ghidorah & Godzilla.

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HERE HE IS FOLKS!!

okok i had an idea (which might have something to do with an Unused Toho Kaiju, a cool SFM Weirdo)

First off - There is a Scrapped Godzilla monster called "Deathla", which was a Red-Hedorah Monster with a Skull face, Big Claws, & a more upright posture - Essentially Hedorah for Byeahs

Secondly - You guys Remember Anonymoose, right? The SFM Guy who makes these SFM Videos with Coach from L4D2. This one too, which was more recent.

There are Two Unlisted Videos 'Moose made - "Spooki Boss Boy" & "Pizzaskull". There are times where I Imagine both Pizzaskull & SBB fused into a hella weird boss of its own.

Then it clicks.

What if I made Deathla into a Giant Skull Pizza Monster?

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On today's Episode of

Complete Nonsense influences Worldbuilding

Aside from Godzilla, JJBA, & Various Machinimas, This Valve AU also has Skibidi Toilet as a Post-Combine-Era Children's Cartoon (shown Below)

Now, cut to this Godzilla Skibidi Toilet from Fortnite.

I might make something with this, so thanks to Epic for the Ideas, & stay tuned, folks!

(Please put Jazz Jack-Rabbit in Fortnite. I mean, I never played the games, I just want the generational divide to less tense)

(Should I make a Skibidi Toliet Mecha King Ghidorah?)

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okok i had an idea (which might have something to do with an Unused Toho Kaiju, a cool SFM Weirdo)

First off - There is a Scrapped Godzilla monster called "Deathla", which was a Red-Hedorah Monster with a Skull face, Big Claws, & a more upright posture - Essentially Hedorah for Byeahs

Secondly - You guys Remember Anonymoose, right? The SFM Guy who makes these SFM Videos with Coach from L4D2. This one too, which was more recent.

There are Two Unlisted Videos 'Moose made - "Spooki Boss Boy" & "Pizzaskull". There are times where I Imagine both Pizzaskull & SBB fused into a hella weird boss of its own.

Then it clicks.

What if I made Deathla into a Giant Skull Pizza Monster?

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@kid-az Boomer is very Flattered, thank you :) 🍄🧟‍♂️

KAIJINN SNEAK PEEK

MATANGO

That's right baby, Left 4 Dead is also in this Valve AU - in the form of Matango, an even worse mutation of the Xen Fungus!

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Kaiju Sneak Peeks!!

Gorosaurus!

CrocoRoo Sniper who Hunts Aimbots like no Tomorrow with his trusty Combine Charge-Bow.

Skeleturtle!

Rattling Engineer who's as sweet as sugar - because he's MADE of Sugar! His Weapon is a Combine Heavy Shotgun

Gabara...

Giant Hairy Chumtoad that I fucking hate. Send this big bastard to the gulag so he can rot like the prick he is.

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TF2 KAIJU SNEAK PEEK

KING CAESAR

Rather than making him a Shisa (Japanese Guardian-LionDog; Terrestrial Gargoyle), I decided to focus more on the "Caesar" part & make him a Giant Orange Hyena in Roman Armor.

As for why I made him a Giant Hyena - Hyenas are actually more closely related to CATS, & Since the original Shisa from Japanese Myth was a Lion/Dog thing, I decided to do a Real-Life sorta-counterpart, as the Hyena is basically a cat cousin that looks like a dog.

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MONSTER PROFILE

HEDORAH

Giant Bread Monster fused with 2 Monoculus Clones.

Idk what else to add.

This thing is disgusting.

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MONSTER PROFILE

KING KONG

Colossal Yeti, that looks more like a big Snowy Orangutan with Tusks.

First Wild Kaiju to befriend Godzilla without human input.

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Non-Kaiju Headcanon

The Curious Case of Simon Henriksson & his "Tulpa"

(CW: i have NOT played the game (I tried, but got lost immediately) & I'm only going off based on gameplay & video essays I've watched)

In my Valve AU, Simon actually gets better mentally & is on the road to a fresh start.

(Simon, during the Rebel uprising. Made in Hero Forge)

...

Until the Combine pulled up & took over Earth, given this is a Valve AU.

But let's not forget - this Godzilla × Valve AU also has stuff from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

So how about I give Simon a Stand?

Meet Psykskallar

(Also made in Hero Forge)

Psykskallar can go ludicrously fast & shrieks like a Banshee.

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P.O.I PROFILE

Yuzuke Kakyoin

Species: Vortigaunt

Stand Name

Saturnz Barz

Namesake: "Saturnz Barz" (song by Gorillaz)

Stand Type: Artificial Non-Humanoid, Recon, Long Distance,

Abilities: Flight, "Xenium Splash" Projectile Burst of Glowing Green Xen Crystals, Body Length manipulation

STATS

Destro-Power: C

Speed: B

Range: A

Stamina: C

Precision: C

Dev-Potential: D

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P.O.I PROFILE

JOZEFINA KUJOVA DOE

Race: Conscript (Rogue Combine)

Class: Artilleress (Heavy + Soldier)

Primary Weapon: "Danyela" Pulse Emplacement Cannon

Secondary Weapon: SPAS12 Shotgun

Lunchbox: Banana Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwich, Fishcake

Melee Weapon: Stun-Dusters

Stand Name:

Xenyth Plutonium

Namesake: N/A

Stand Type: Natural Humanoid

Abilities: "Displacement Fist" Very Strong Punch that causes either a Miniature Resonance Cascade or causes the target to evaporate, much like being hit by a Pulse Rifle ball projectile.

STATS

Destro-Power: B

Speed: B

Range: C

Stamina: A

Precision: B

Dev-Potential: D

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Update

The only Vortigaunt unaffected by Ghidorah's cognitohazardous name is an individual referred to as Yuzuke Kakyoin

The First individual to encounter Yuzu-Sans immunity was his friend, a Conscript (Rogue Combine) named Jozefina Kujova Doe

MONSTER PROFILE

GHIDORAH

"My Employers... they never said anything about... that...!"

- Anomalous Anonymous Entity

(Writers note: yes, the G-Man himself is actually intimidated by a 3-Headed Abomination)

Origin Unknown - theorized to be the only native lifeform of Xen & the only one of its kind.

Alliance to Combine unknown, rumors circulate that the empire is fruitlessly attempting to tame it.

Uttering the name "Ghidorah" is Fatally Cognitohazardous to nearby listening Vortigaunts, as they end up dying of a lethal panic attack, among other causes.

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MONSTER PROFILE

GEZORA

Polar-Dwelling Species of Bullsquid.

About the size of a Wooly Mammoth

Slightly calmer than it's cousin found at Black Mesa.

VERY afraid of Headcrabs & will go on a terror-induced Rampage to stomp any headcrab it sees.