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Holding their hair back to light da bowl
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if you don’t think i’m magical enough to say “wizard” the first time we fuck don’t even bother talking to me
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no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
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the feminine urge to be a young virgin maiden who lures unicorns into the forest
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sorry abt the hurricane guys. my bad my bad.
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tumblr? I hardly know her!
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To all of this bitches who did me wrong; just know that my mom does not like you anymore. I hope that breaks your heart.
#my mom is awesome and you will never EVER find a mom cooler#it means a lot if my mom doesn’t like you
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nothing beats looking good in front of the opps
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reading my old writing is deeply unsettling. Like “damn that was kinda good… ok off to the ward you go!😊”
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man started acting up as soon as he got access to my boobs. everything went downhill from there. he respected me when I was a man…putting the puzzle pieces together.
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the thought of fall is obliterating my heart. I might throw up.
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living alone is having girl dinner every night. tonight I’m having ramen eggs and artichoke. a few days ago it was pickles, herb popcorn, and white cheddar. every day is a dream.
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tonights girl dinner: ramen eggs and artichoke😊
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