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blarnsblog · 1 day
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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blarnsblog · 6 days
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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter
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blarnsblog · 17 days
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the album ‘the trials on van occupanther’ by midlake was actually written by jorah mormont
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blarnsblog · 19 days
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I MISSED THE BOOP
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blarnsblog · 20 days
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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN
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blarnsblog · 21 days
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so i tried the new feature on recieptify that uses ai to insult your music taste and it might not be an insult but it is far too accurate
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if this is not me then i do not know what is.
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blarnsblog · 27 days
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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”
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blarnsblog · 28 days
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there’s something Different about learning to play songs you LOVE. like having that deep understanding of exactly what the artist is doing and knowing all the little expressions and intonations in the piece. and also being able to hate on their superior skill. and judge their musical choices as well as the transcription. this post is about ben folds
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blarnsblog · 28 days
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i know people make these kinds of posts with fictional characters a lot but like. hank green truly is one of The Most Guys Ever. like. he's one of the earliest youtubers who is still on there. he's a 43-year-old tiktok star. he's a science educator. he got cancer and his response was to make a tier list of the press's coverage of his cancer announcement. the president of the united states sent him a message of support and he told the president that he was pissing out the cancer. years earlier he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis and his response was to write a polka song about it. he created vidcon. he's the ceo of a company that produces a shitton of educational series (well, not acting ceo at the moment due to the aforementioned cancer). his guitar says "this machine pwns n00bs" on it. he invented 2D glasses. one of his earliest videos to get popular was about animal sex. between him and his brother, he was known as "the science one" (or "the music one") while his brother was "the writer one," and then he wrote two new york times bestselling novels. his most controversial opinion is that butt is legs. he's done so many things that there is a website dedicated to counting the number of days since he started a new thing. he and his brother use their internet following to (among other things) fight maternal/infant mortality in sierra leone. he has a baked bean furby. hes even bisexual
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blarnsblog · 1 month
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every today is a long wait until the new york times games of tomorrow
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blarnsblog · 1 month
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HAPPY DEATH DAY JULIAN FAWCETT MP YOU SLAG 👔
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blarnsblog · 2 months
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prioritising my mental health (not listening to tom odell)
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blarnsblog · 2 months
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blarnsblog · 3 months
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rip conrad earp i know he would have loved the rocky horror picture show
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blarnsblog · 3 months
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pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly
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blarnsblog · 3 months
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
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blarnsblog · 3 months
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do u cherish this snowpuff
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reblog if u do
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