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do you ever get so tired of your own creative slump tantrums? like, sure girl, you have no writing skills whatsoever, you could bend over backwards and the best you'd ever achieve is mid, and there's no point to anything. now are we getting back to writing or are we wasting another month. *taps pen*

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

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the dangerous thing about hans and henry as a duo is that they both think they’re the smart one when in reality neither of them is the smart one. this is where all of their problems originate

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mix-and-match fanfic writer asks

pick a number...

Which of your fics is your favorite?

Which of your fics is your least favorite?

Which of your fics is criminally underrated?

Which of your fics surprised you by how much attention it received?

Which of your fics is the funniest?

Which of your fics is the most serious?

Which of your fics is the most crack-like?

Which of your fics did you spend the most amount of time writing?

Which of your fics did you spend the least amount of time writing?

[Asker's choice: specify the fic you want to know more about.]

...and pick a letter...

a. What is something you wish more people noticed about it? b. What is something you would do differently if you were to rewrite it? c. What do you think makes it deserving of love? d. What is your favorite line or excerpt from it? e. Are there any lines or sections that you think don't belong in it? f. Which character (POV or not) was your favorite to write? g. Which section was most difficult to write? h. Which section was the easiest to write? i. Did anything substantial get cut from it? j. Describe it badly.

...to create a combo question! (ex. 1c, 5a, 9g)

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i had a dream about us and you weren't there

what else would you call a nightmare

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okay

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I'm not a modern AU person whatsoever but I see all the well-conceived Hansry Modern AU concepts and I applaud them from a distance - but in my heart I am so sure modern Hans Capon looks like this -

repulsive yellow lambo

window-rattling WAP through your residential neighborhood at 6:17 AM

30 oz black coffee no sugar

900 USD muscle shirt

"you smoke? foul. my body is a temple" / knocks back adderall bottle like a box of tic tacs

aviators indoors. only indoors

falls madly earth-shatteringly world-endingly in love with the Sandwich Artist at his local Subway (Henry) (worst employee of the month 9 mos running)

destroys one pair of white vans daily

"If anything happened to you Subway Sandwich Artist TM Henry I would throw myself into the sea. No that's too many black olives pick some of them off"

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Since he usually looks a bit sad, here's his confident and sassy side 🐍

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Haymitch when Clerk Carmine still doesn't like him even though he's an ally:

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Two parts in SotR I haven't seen talked about enough that had me screaming.

1. Haymitch basically having booty shorts that said "courtesy of the Capitol" on the ass

2. Haymitch being like, "Lenore Dove's closeted gay uncle Clerk Carmine doesn't approve of me dating her even though I'm an ALLY who supports HIS relationship."

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just finished Sunrise of the Reaping. you know we throw the "XY need a hug" "AB needs a hug" around like it's nothing, and don't get me wrong everyone needs a hug but FUCKING KILL ME SOMEONE HUG OLD HAYMITCH RIGHT NOW

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Hunger & Despair

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Ladies and gentlemen, the most beautifuland hopeful "we're going gay, right" smile

I’ll be back. I promise you. And everything will be alright.