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Barbatos Birthday Special 100 Fun Facts

1. When Barbatos joined the fad of putting a sticker on the back of your DDD that portrayed your emotion his said “Finish your work”

2. Barbatos works for Diavolo because he was both lured in by Diavolo and Diavolo threatened him he wouldn’t become king if Barbatos didn’t work for him

3. Barbatos continues to smile even when angry which scares many people especially Little D No. 2

4. Barbatos can choose from any number of realities and make his choice the one true reality

5. Despite being perfect at almost everything, Barbatos has difficulty acting

6. Barbatos is an excellent dancer according to Asmodeus

7. Barbatos supervises fan club meetings for the student council members

8. Barbatos is a talented ice skater and won the first competition Diavolo held for it

9. Diavolo has forbidden Barbatos to use his powers freely and Barbatos tells Lucifer he will only look into the future when Diavolo explicitly asks him to

10. Despite being a butler Lucifer claims Barbatos has elite status

11. Barbatos is described as a walking tea encyclopedia

12. Barbatos has exceptionally good luck, including always winning the jackpot at the casinos

13. Barbatos and Lucifer’s chat name is “Tea Demons”

14. After being strangled by Belphegor, Barbatos saves MC by fusing the altered timeline and the original timeline together

15. Barbatos’ favorite teas are herbal teas

16. Barbatos appears to love herbs in general and not just in his tea

17. Barbatos mentions that he was never a child

18. Barbatos uses his powers by accessing realities, the past and the future through the doors in his room

19. Solomon once had to summon Barbatos to drive off a headless dragon

20. When Barbatos dresses as a dame to escort Queen Rose, his beauty caused an uproar and piles of fanmail were delivered to the demon lords castle so he decided to never dress as a dame again

21. Barbatos had a pact with Solomon before Asmodeus did

22. Barbatos recommends tea leaves grown in exceptionally low temperatures because it adds depth to the flavor

23. Barbatos enjoys walks at night

24. Barbatos prefers cats over dogs

25. Barbatos is so scared of rats he cannot even say their name

26. To summon Barbatos, Solomon had to use so much magic and energy he nearly died, Barbatos was impressed and decided to form a pact to save Solomon’s life

27. Barbatos once attempted to poison rats with Solomon’s food but instead the rat grew in size and Barbatos took the next few days off recovering

28. Barbatos likes the colors burgundy and indigo, he likes indigo specially because he feels he can wear it everyday

29. Barbatos expresses to MC that due to the nature of his job he’s never had any interest in wearing perfume

30. Solomon supposedly owns Barbatos’s grimoire a sign of absolute trust

31. Barbatos does not like it when people touch his tail

32. Barbatos describes himself as dismayed when he and Diavolo are left out of big events

33. Barbatos was once provoked into fighting a witch when she called him a cutie

34. Barbatos’s motto is “to be selfless and serve the people.”

35. Barbatos always puts together and double checks Diavolo’s schedule for the following day before he goes to bed

36. Barbatos starts his baths with his right arm

37. Barbatos’s dream is to see Diavolo become king

38. Barbatos says that if the Devildom were to disappear tomorrow he’d like to hear from Diavolo first

39. Barbatos is not the active one when it comes to a relationship and desires to be bound by his lover

40. Barbatos cherishes relationship anniversaries and special days of remembrance

41. Barbatos says that for a relationship with obstacles he’d rather give up

42. During a love survey, Barbatos chose "other" for the question "unable to express his feelings frankly." His explanation was that there might be situations where he might not necessarily tell a significant other his feelings.

43. Barbatos can see the past and the future

44. When Lucifer first fell to the Devildom and lashed out at Diavolo, Barbatos was the first one to point out to Lucifer that he had become a demon

45. Barbatos prefers traditional establishments that are quiet and easier to relax in

46. Diavolo considers Barbatos more of a drill Sargent and says he is too harsh

47. Barbatos refused Diavolo’s idea of a cleaning robot because he enjoys caring for Diavolo himself

48. Barbatos will sometimes inconvenience himself if it will make Diavolo happy. For example in a chat Barbatos explains that he would prefer to decline an invitation to appear on a quiz show in order to focus on his duties. However, he considers accepting the invitation just to see the look of delight on Diavolo's face.

49. Barbatos works hard to try and discreetly feed and sneak in ingredients into Diavolo’s food that Diavolo avoids like pickles

50. When the brothers get to rowdy at a meeting Barbatos is quick to use physical violence to stop them

51. Barbatos can utilize forks as weapons

52. Barbatos thinks he doesn’t work out enough

53. Barbatos is always overjoyed to receive Diavolo’s praise

54. Barbatos has been described as the greatest pastry chef in the three worlds

55. Barbatos nearly died in season 4 after rescuing the brothers from the Dark Crevasse

56. Barbatos often saves his left over sweets for MC

57. Barbatos once threw a fork at Mammon’s head for interrupting him

58. Barbatos likes Heavy Metal music

59. Barbatos can open portals the dream world

60. The brothers believe Barbatos is overprotective of Diavolo

61. Barbatos is the first demon Luke bonds with

62. Barbatos is always helping Luke with baking, giving recommendations, and spending time baking together

63. Barbatos’s human world look is meant to represent someone who works with tea

64. The necklace Barbatos wears in his human world look is from a shop recommended by Solomon and might be magical

65. Barabtos reminds MC they should be proud they represent the entire human world

66. Barbatos feels uncomfortable not serving and being served himself

67. Barbatos says he is pleased to see MC enjoying themself

68. In a Sweat-Result from surprise interaction, Barbatos tells MC not even they are safe from his wrath

69. Barbatos refers to MC as master to catch them off guard

70. Barbatos seems concerned about Asmodeus’s excess partying

71. When MC uses a whip on Barbatos he tells them they have a passing grade

72. Barbatos often has to stop Diavolo’s antics like preventing him from bringing a 300 foot Christmas tree into the castle

73. Barbatos likes matching with MC and describes the feeling as warm and fuzzy

74. Barbatos had to stop his duties once to prevent Diavolo from joining a public karaoke contest

75. Barbatos wishes to take MC to a music festival at Hell’s Dome

76. Barbatos often finds himself and Simeon going on outings together

77. Barbatos tells MC he wishes they could have tea together just the two of them more often

78. Barbatos heard MC talking in their sleep once. According to him Mc called his name many times among other things that made him smile which he won’t go into details about

79. Barbatos grew a black poinsettia for MC, the flower is meant to represent the bond between two people

80. To help Diavolo prepare for a pancake stacking contest, Barbatos baked 1,000 pancakes a day

81. Lucifer is confused as to how Barbatos keeps so clean while cooking and cleaning in formal wear

82. To avoid Asmodeus feeling him up, Barbatos dragged Satan to the dance floor instead

83. When MC and Mephistopheles illegally enter the student council library, he immediately reports it and is upset no one cares

84. Little D No. 2 once accidentally exploded the castle bathtub with bathbombs and fearing Barbatos’s reaction hid them with Beelzebub who was also scared of Barbatos’s reaction

85. Barbatos always has to stop Diavolo from eating revelation tomatoes as he believes Diavolo shouldn’t have to reveal anything

86. Barbatos was the first person Diavolo asked to pretend to be his date so he could get ice cream for couples but Barbatos refused

87. Barbatos rarely has dreams but when he does they’re of the future

88. Barabtos saved Luke from drowning when Luke tried to save Serun from drowning

89. When inviting others for tea, Barbatos requests they don’t bring Beelzebub for obvious reasons

90. Barabtos once made Leviathan dishes from various manga and anime he liked

91. Barbatos sometimes helps Luke with his crossword puzzles

92. When Luke is called a demon by Mammon and is stunned and horrified, Barbatos is the one to quickly reassure him that demons are much trickier and ruthless

93. Apparently there was a demon who looked so similar to Barbatos that both Luke and Diavolo were fooled

94. Barbatos once sneezed and accidentally teleported Diavolo to the wrong location, Diavolo used this to guilt trip him into staying in the human world

95. Barbatos has a more recent obsession of recreating buildings as desserts

96. Barbatos “looks on in amazement” whenever Diavolo accidentally sorts urgent and non-urgent documents into the same pile

97. Barbatos has an herb garden at the castle where he grows many herbs including Darkness Thyme which is difficult for even masters to cultivate

98. Barbatos used to have nightmares until he started picturing MC’s face before falling asleep

99. When Solomon accidentally created a potion that made everyone speak differently Barbatos describes it as dark days that will live on in his memory

100. Barbatos was so pleased with Mammon’s hard work at TTWF that he took Mammon to the casinos (Barbatos always hits the jackpot)

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This began as a doodle, but then I used it as an excuse to draw Beelzebub being absolutely magnificent 🫣

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Mc takes Diavolo secretly to the human world, to a big city, huge and full of people. And then, at some point, they end up getting separated. And now, Mc is hysterically running around looking for the future king of Devildom as if he were a child.

Mc: *panicking* oh my fucking god I lost the fucking prince of hell.

Runs all over the place while everyone watches them.

Mc: *panicking harder* sir!!! I need your help, I have lost someone I am responsible for!!

Random man: Oh no! What the child look like??

Mc: *close to tears* two meters tall, with the muscles of a Greek God, dark skin, hair as red as fire, eyes as golden as the sun... *practically crying* all alone and lost...

Random man: ...

Mc: *sobbing* he's a little sunshine... *dramatically falling to their knees on the floor* Lucifer and Barbatos are going to kill me...

Meanwhile, somewhere in the city, Diavolo is having fun watching a pigeon and a rat fight over a churro.

Diavolo: ha ha ha, what an amazing place the human realm is.

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Hot mermaid nonsense. Solomon has been pushing some interesting potions on Rhea, with the warning of “be in Levi’s pool before you take this one.” And the Avatar of Greed has a lot of aquatic forms, so surely he’ll find one suitable.

NSFW version will be posted on my Twitter at some point. Yes, Leviathan has two dicks.

There will be a fic to go with this too! You can find me at Kuchi_KissMe where I’m currently writing for Obey me, but have some Bleach stuff too!

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Just a big fam with all the boys and dateables <3 Although having kids with them all would be... Hectic to say the least.

Luke: I'm feeling homesick.

MC: *cuddling him* Do you want to go back to Celestial Realm?

Luke: No. Anywhere is fine with me as long as you're there.

MC: Aww~. *kisses Luke's forehead and squeeze him*

Luke: *giggles*

Simeon and Barbatos: *watching them*

Simeon: ...

Simeon: I have this urge to start a family.

Barbatos: Good for you. As long as it's not with them.

Simeon: I want it to be them.

Barbatos: Then you have a competition.

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Diavolo is baby. A big beefcakey baby.

Mc takes Diavolo secretly to the human world, to a big city, huge and full of people. And then, at some point, they end up getting separated. And now, Mc is hysterically running around looking for the future king of Devildom as if he were a child.

Mc: *panicking* oh my fucking god I lost the fucking prince of hell.

Runs all over the place while everyone watches them.

Mc: *panicking harder* sir!!! I need your help, I have lost someone I am responsible for!!

Random man: Oh no! What the child look like??

Mc: *close to tears* two meters tall, with the muscles of a Greek God, dark skin, hair as red as fire, eyes as golden as the sun... *practically crying* all alone and lost...

Random man: ...

Mc: *sobbing* he's a little sunshine... *dramatically falling to their knees on the floor* Lucifer and Barbatos are going to kill me...

Meanwhile, somewhere in the city, Diavolo is having fun watching a pigeon and a rat fight over a churro.

Diavolo: ha ha ha, what an amazing place the human realm is.

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Today on: "I do actually write fanfiction and am totally going to do this"

Was scrolling through the web as I am one to do and stumbled across an idea that I think is hilarious:

When in a rut, the brothers try to seduce MC just like they're any other demon. Boys be polishing their horns, the ones with wings are flapping them around, the tails be going crazy, and MC is all like, "What is wrong you guys???"

Genuine fist fights started over who is the most fuckable demon in the House based on nothing more than horn size and who's got the most enticing mating ritual. Solomon's along for the ride with a bag of popcorn and shouting "advice" to the boys like a bachelorette at a Chippendales show. Their foolishness makes him look better.

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Today on “I have too much time and not enough brain cells” MC, Rhea, takes on the avatar of Wrath and wins.

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First 3 down so many more to go

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thinking about my evil boyfriend rn

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Shinji getting bullied by Hiyori feeds my soul

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My pathetically 5 foot tall ass trying to flirt with the man’s. Please Spoon-sama just bend over.

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Me but with Nnoitra. Please big lanky beanpole man. I won't call you Spoon-sama again, I promise

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

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Look at my beautiful boy. Look at him go absolutely ham on fear itself.

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Happy birthday upside down jazz mans

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Urahara being chaotic as usual😭🤣🤣

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Please enjoy my terrible editing skills 🥺anyone?🥺😔okie....😿