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OH MY FUCKING GOD

someone save meeee

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR THAT IVE FOUND A MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER IN MY ROOM AT STUPID-A-FUCKING-CLOCK IN THE MORNING

last time i nearly had a panic attack

this time i have captured it under a glass and will deal with it at a reasonable time

But oh my god, if it’s not there in the morning I am burning this entire house down

(for context, the spider is probably 4-5 cm big including legs, but the body is chunky.

yes I know that this isn’t that big of a spider actually but i have arachnophobia so any spider is too big)

Also it happened in the exact same way as last time

- I hear a noise whilst scrolling on my phone, i think nothing of it, but notice a black shape drop from my lamp (which is the other side of the room)

- I ignore the noise and shape cause maybe i’m delusional and it’s just stuff shuffling due to my window being open (it is summer time, i need my window open nearly all the time or i will die of the heat)

- later i hear the rustling noise again so i look up and see a suspicious shape running across my floor/desk

HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED TWICE….

I’m gonna cry

how tf am i gonna sleep now, i’m so tired already and it’s like 1am rn…

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that thing you said kinda ruined my perception of you entirely

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Bro I swear to god I skip from obsession to obsession so fast you can barely call it a hyperfixation (despite the fact that i will dedicate weeks to living and breathing that single piece of media)

And let me just say…

I had one (1) conversion with my best friend (you know who you are) about Haikyuu (yes the volleyball anime)

And now it’s all I can think about

Like WTF this isn’t fair, why am i now obsessed with a bunch of fictional millennial men (and women, i love the women so much) who play Volleyball!!!

The time skip has me in a chokehold (and I don’t want to escape….)

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proof…

BROOOO AO3 IS DOWN!!!

sobbing, crying

why must god foresake me like thissssss

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BROOOO AO3 IS DOWN!!!

sobbing, crying

why must god foresake me like thissssss

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myths about sinking britain

“there is no historical precedent for sinking britain!” doggerland, which connected britain to the european mainland, was submerged by water in 6500BC. there is precedent for sinking britain.

“it is unfeasible to sink britain!” britain is strategically located to allow many nations to co-operate in its sinking

“sinking britain would raise sea levels!” the netherlands already has dams

“sinking britain would cause more problems geopolitically than it would solve!” we simply won’t know this until we sink britain

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Scratch.mit.edu to tumblr.com pipeline.

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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

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rb if you think asexual people are cool

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Guess who’s finally attempting poetry properly?

Me!

I’ve got such a love-hate relationship with poetry, but i’ve read some of the most incredible poems recently,

So i’ve decided to give it another shot

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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?

Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.

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I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world

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shipping characters who are just friends in canon is more than okay but what’s annoying is when people take screenshots of them touching and say “friends don’t do that!”. i hate to break it to you but friends do hug and hold hands and cuddle. saying ‘friends don’t do that’ is reenforcing the idea that physical touch is reserved for lovers

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nothing is lost. you have your bisexual mutuals.

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Gouache painting of princess Geminitay of dawn!!