blizzardwizard99

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Mind your own damn business

My wife is like a fish

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My wife is like a fish

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Maybe the real prize was the friends we killed along the way

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Thank you @blizzardwizard99 and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Well this was a nice little stop

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Look I don’t care how implausible it is, I don’t care how ridiculous it is. Dick is eight years old when he becomes Robin. It’s the funniest fuckin thing and I refuse to ever make him older than eight when he bullies a grown ass Bruce into letting him go out at night with him.

Does Bruce take him on kiddie runs until he’s a little older? Maybe. Does Batman stand menacingly behind a brightly colored little bird to threaten the goons while Robin can’t see him? You know he does.

But Robin is still actually terrifying when he first appears on the scene, because he’s a teeny tiny fluttery little thing that does cartwheels and handstands and makes puns then launches himself full force to kick a man in the nose and then cackles when he bleeds. His laughter makes goons shiver, they hear it bouncing around warehouses and half of them bolt, because they learn very quickly what happens when a feral Robin appears.

The Gotham rogues all immediately have beef with a literal third grader because he took the bats attention away and also because he’s roundhouse kicked them all in the shins at some point and that shit hurt like hell, and then he laughed in their faces while making a pun about their villain name.

Majority of the rogues everywhere hate Nightwing because they all know he used to be the feral child that they all thought Batman should have put on a leash, half of them have been straight up bitten by him before he lost all his baby teeth, and they’re all so bitter about the fact that they’ve been beaten by an actual elementary school student. And now he’s all grown up? He’s fucking terrifying.

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Squimshed tomotoes

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Whales because I want to teach them to fly and we can take over the world and be best friends and they can whisper to me the secrets of the deep and then we can go on a grand adventure to the ocean and I can overcome my fear of the ocean and we can fight squids and politicians and pollution together

you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

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Sleep is for goobers

And I am the goobliest of them all