bloomandcoffee
bloomandcoffee
writing cuttlefish with coffee
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A nsfw side-blog and a fanfic, fangirling haven for the weird fanfic tastes and needs of this writer. Talk to me about Uliro and xenodicks.
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bloomandcoffee · 1 month ago
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Lmao imagine equating G'raha's Party Finder assist against Hades or his ♻️ of Elidibus to be the same as Wuk's midfight interruption and takeover against Sphene.
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bloomandcoffee · 2 months ago
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So can we collectively agree that Baby Lasagna and Käärijä are the real winners tonight
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bloomandcoffee · 2 months ago
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*69th Esc*
Erika: hold my beer
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bloomandcoffee · 5 months ago
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ANTON KRUG 'Admiral' Dress if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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bloomandcoffee · 7 months ago
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— who can fully understand a person?
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bloomandcoffee · 8 months ago
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The Students of Baldesion being sneaky…
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bloomandcoffee · 8 months ago
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Crack svsss au where back in the days when Shen Jiu and Yue Qi were disciples, everyone noticed Yue Qingyuan's strange behavior. Due to the fact that neither of these two would answer anything when asked and the background of these two remained vague, everyone began to make theories as to why Yue Qi was so humiliated and running after Shen Jiu. They are clearly not related, the last names are different and the looks are different. They don't look much like lovers either, then what's the deal? Childhood friends? But what childhood friend can be so humiliated in front of, being the next head of the most powerful sect in the world? Without coming up with a normal answer, people just nicknamed it the "Shen Qingqiu complex" - when a person behaves strangely with Shen Qingqiu for unknown reasons, follows him everywhere and demands attention. In Yue Qingyuan's case, it was more of a joke, but after a while, people noticed that Liu Qingge was behaving the same way. He still has the same symptoms! It's just that it manifests a little differently. Haha, the people of Cang Qiong Mountain get really horrified when it turns out that it really is beyond a joke. Ten years later, Luo Binghe appears in the sect and the old joke legend is revived. Now the symptoms are added to include the fact that the person must be a powerful man. Because, seriously, three??? One is fine, two is overkill, but three?
Mu Qingfang had never taken these strange rumors seriously, but after observing Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan for a month, he came to the conclusion that the joke might not be a joke at all. Who is Shen Qingqiu? Mu Qingfang examined all four of them under various pretexts and found absolutely nothing. No abnormalities whatsoever. Is the problem in the head?
The situation becomes even more frightening when Tianlang Jun resurrects a few years later and tries very hard to hug Shen Qingqiu with a shout of "Ah Jiu!". Because at that moment, everyone is watching and everyone has the same thought "how????".
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bloomandcoffee · 8 months ago
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Please don’t ask me what happened during 2024 Brazilian Grand Prix. At this point it would be easier to list the things that didn’t happen.
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bloomandcoffee · 8 months ago
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Interlagos you'll always be famous
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bloomandcoffee · 9 months ago
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au where shen qingqiu makes the mistake of telling ning yingying that he used to be engaged prior to joining cqms, and like all things related to shen qingqiu everyone in the sect ends up hearing about it.
the problem is that they have all unanimously come to the conclusion that the person that shen qingqiu was engaged to is none other than the sect leader of cqms himself, yue qingyuan.
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bloomandcoffee · 9 months ago
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bloomandcoffee · 9 months ago
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Qijiu is a wife chasing crematorium novel inside a red stallion novel and that's why they had 0 chance of survival and happy ending.
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bloomandcoffee · 11 months ago
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People on twitter were discussing what if That One Arcadion Boss’ pheromone effect lingered after the fight and… well.
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bloomandcoffee · 11 months ago
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valigarmanda stop handing tanks free ego trips
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bloomandcoffee · 1 year ago
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The Archbishop is bisexual and probably in a lesbian relationship now that she's retired.
The Queen of Brigid is bisexual, probably in a relationship with a former Opera singer.
The Empress of Adrestia is bisexual, and probably in a relationship with a former Opera Singer.
And the representative of House Goneril is bisexual and probably in a relationship with the heir of house Edmund.
The King of Faerghus is bisexual and probably in a relationship with his right hand man.
I think LGBTQ+ people are treated well, especially how NBD everything related to them are in game.
Regarding what we've seen around its society and culture as well as the various confirmed LGBTQ+ fe3h characters, how do you think LGBTQ+ people are treated in Fodlan?
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bloomandcoffee · 1 year ago
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'these normal raids are just like savages!' - person who has never done a savage
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bloomandcoffee · 1 year ago
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