#cracked the code

[bloomandcoffee]

Qijiu is a wife chasing crematorium novel inside a red stallion novel and that's why they had 0 chance of survival and happy ending.

[archer-kacey]

"Finley and Lloyd aren't gay for each other" oh yeah then what the hell is this then

[wintershub]

It is 4/20, easter Sunday and sinday

Get blazed in a slutty bunny costume day

[saucerfulofsins]

I think the big big emergency they were filming a while back wasnt a bombing at all

I think we're getting a zombie invasion. Bobby IS going to be dead, but also NOT dead. Zombobby if you will. (He can be besties with Billy Boils... that has a ring to it right? Billy Boils and Zombobby)

Also further proof of this being a genius move: Eddie needed to be in LA so Tim can put him in a scene with zombie Shannon

[stood-onthecliffside]

i feel my 20s are going the way they are beacuse there is no new one direction album....

[kimminsu]

starting a gifset that will include 30 gifs that i will have to collect material from ten episodes for......why do i do this to myself

[gallade-x-treme]

"dear god.....she just like me fr fr"

[sailermoon]

ive had my hmc pins for so long and I wanted to put them on my purse but I also don’t wanna ruin the purse by puncturing it and I couldn’t find any tags that were large enough to fit them but I’ve finally figured it out. pinning them onto scarfs tied around the handle

[spinji]

This- this is it! This is ALL of my ships!

Writing Moodboard

[they-slash-them]

I don't have any excuse for any of this but "Heavy Is the Crown" (one of my original fics) is book one of my fictional memoir parody series.

Which of course will include our actual fanfics, but also stories about our System (hence why it's called the System Processing Series)

[vault143]

My this has been successful. 2024.

[jjk4isen]

super annoying gojo satoru when a girl comes up to you and asks you if he's your brother even after clearly seeing him grabbing your ass and saying super cheesy lines to you to make you only roll your eyes at him.

and you're stuck dumbfounded because it's not rocket science to figure out that you two are a thing just by looking at the both of you because the clingy bastard is quite literally stuck to you everywhere you go, whining and pleading for yet another kiss after stealing several from you.

and it's the same clinginess that prompts him to answer in your stead "yes actually. we're siblings" he beams a smile at you and you scowl, why the hell is he feeding onto this random girl's delusions like that? can't he take the hint?

you're not done scrutinising him when he grabs your chin with his big ass hands and smashes his lips onto yours, tugging and devouring your mouth into an extra sloppy kiss for the girl to take a hint.

he pulls away, a smirk on his lips as he licks his lips where yours had been a second ago. "is that obvious enough?" he chuckles, eyes never leaving yours as you see the girl storm off in the corner of your eye.

[changing-my-username]

Monaco is s good circuit to race on, but a shit circuit to watch races on.

[deadeery]

whips my neck so fast u hear an audible crack. did someone say dungeon meshi

[prlssprfctn]

On Bruce's birthday, Jason gifts him a self-made intellectual game in a "resolve this case" style that contains a secret prize. And Bruce? Bruce loves it. He always likes resolving mysteries (you have no idea how many times he reread Sherlock Holmes and Agatha Christi) and it is finally so refreshing to work on something... fun and not threatening others' lives! And there will be another prize as a reward? That's great! Brilliant, even.

The problem? Bruce absolutely overthinks the whole thing and instead of finding an obvious answer, he starts plotting insane theories and spiralling in the rabbit hole.

Jason, slightly anxious but hopeful: So, had you resolved it? Did you find what was the victim's last words? Bruce, running on 55 cups of coffee, with a mischievous glint in his eyes: Oh, Jaylad, don't even start. I am thinking between the theory regarding Russian spies and involvement of Epstein. Jason, double-checking his father's state, with smile switching on growl: What.

Bruce is so entertained and sucked into the drama of the fake case that he doesn't even realise that Jason is awfully close to throwing the whole tantrum. Because he didn't just put all his heart into this stupid surprise answer for Bruce to went in a complete opposite direction???

Dick, amused: He is so distracted that he refused going patrolling today and sent us. I can't. This is hilarious. Jason, kicking rocks in frustration: I might as well kill Joker while he is at it. He probably won't even notice. Damian: So, Todd, what is the secret surprise that you are so... hysterical? Jason: Nothing! It is nothing! I don't care! Tim, who looked at the case once and figured the answer out instantly: Yeah, buddy, that's rough.

Jason, a one week after, sitting on the tea ceremony with Alfred: Let me guess, old man is still hadn't figured out the mystery behind the case? Alfred: I am afraid he went... slightly aboard with the capacity of his imagination, master Jason. Now, if you allow me to ask... What was the surprise hidden in the victim's last words? Jason, sniffling: It was supposed to be "I love you, Dad. Can I return home?" Alfred: Alfred: You want to say that I could have my grandson back home a week ago, and we could already arrange and decorate you a new room, and have you over on every dinner, if your father wasn't this... complicated? Jason: Uh, I guess? Jason: Also, why did you just call him my father and not master Bruce... Alfred, standing up to take a riffle: Right now he is not my master. Just your father. Jason: Uh, Alfie????

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