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FREEDOM

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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

"How much?"

"So what do you like?

"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"

"Give me the royal treatment, then."

"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."

"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"

"Can you.. Do that again?"

"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"

"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."

"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."

"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."

"In the day light we don't know each other."

"It was on the house."

"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."

"No feelings. That was our deal."

"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."

"You the one who called for an all nighter?"

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"

"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"

"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."

"Of course it's a fake name!"

"This isn't a date, it's business."

"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."

"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."

"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."

"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

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((Yeesh I haven’t actually logged in here in ages.

I’m tempted to do a blog overhaul and start over on this one. Maybe even change muses, but a decent number of you have changed URLs and things oi))

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Hey guys!!! I really need some help.

A few years ago my mom was in an awful car accident. She was sopped in rush hour traffic on the freeway, and a large truck wasn’t paying attention and didn’t stop . Thus he hit her, completely destroying her car and dealing permanent damage to her body.

She has deteriorating discs in her upper back, and her fibromyalgia doesn’t help whatsoever. One of the nasty symptoms is that her body never turns off the chemical bodies release when injured. i.e. that’s being pumped 24/7 with no way to stop that.

We didn’t expect things to end up this bad over time ( we were all expecting some sort of recovery), but she isn’t suppose to be doing much physical tasks, can’t lift more than 10 lbs, and is supposed to be in bed more often than not. However, she is determined and worked hard to raise me up. She works 30 hours when she shouldn’t be and does physical tasks like shopping and cleaning.

Unfortunately, she is always behind financially, what with the cost of living and having to pay out of pocket for the medications that do assist a little with the pain management. Now that the doctor is suggesting a surgery that will actually help tremendously. The idea is they’re going to fry the nerves surrounding the damaged areas so she doesn’t feel it so badly and can function in day to day life with far more comfort.

She told me they quoted $1500 for the procedure, discounted. However because of her situation she can’t save until next year at the earliest (but I don’t see how she can realistically come up with that sum at all). I started up a campaign to try getting the money together, she’s such a hardworking and caring person. She deserves a normal life and I want to surprise her with that opportunity. Anything helps, even $1. Even just reblogging and getting it out to others so they might be able to pitch in too.

Here’s the link to the page and thank you so much for reading!!!

http://www.gofundme.com/qyq7sk

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Hey guys!!! I really need some help.

A few years ago my mom was in an awful car accident. She was sopped in rush hour traffic on the freeway, and a large truck wasn’t paying attention and didn’t stop . Thus he hit her, completely destroying her car and dealing permanent damage to her body.

She has deteriorating discs in her upper back, and her fibromyalgia doesn’t help whatsoever. One of the nasty symptoms is that her body never turns off the chemical bodies release when injured. i.e. that’s being pumped 24/7 with no way to stop that.

We didn’t expect things to end up this bad over time ( we were all expecting some sort of recovery), but she isn’t suppose to be doing much physical tasks, can’t lift more than 10 lbs, and is supposed to be in bed more often than not. However, she is determined and worked hard to raise me up. She works 30 hours when she shouldn’t be and does physical tasks like shopping and cleaning.

Unfortunately, she is always behind financially, what with the cost of living and having to pay out of pocket for the medications that do assist a little with the pain management. Now that the doctor is suggesting a surgery that will actually help tremendously. The idea is they’re going to fry the nerves surrounding the damaged areas so she doesn’t feel it so badly and can function in day to day life with far more comfort.

She told me they quoted $1500 for the procedure, discounted. However because of her situation she can’t save until next year at the earliest (but I don’t see how she can realistically come up with that sum at all). I started up a campaign to try getting the money together, she’s such a hardworking and caring person. She deserves a normal life and I want to surprise her with that opportunity. Anything helps, even $1. Even just reblogging and getting it out to others so they might be able to pitch in too.

Here’s the link to the page and thank you so much for reading!!!

http://www.gofundme.com/qyq7sk

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OH YEAH HEY It's munday Take my sexy-ass selfie

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So the concept is awesome and I've been following it, but people shouldn't think the photos above are from tests. These are actually stocks! I used to do photo manipulations for practice years and years ago, and I've seen these

A doctor has come up with a technique to permanently change brown eyes into blue ones. Dr. Gregg Homer at Stroma Medical in California announced that he had come up with a laser procedure that removes the brown pigment, known as melanin, in the iris. Once removed, the blue color underneath is revealed, giving the person blue eyes. Homer said the procedure takes about 20 seconds. The change is irreversible because, once removed, the melanin cannot grow back. However there may be certain long-term risks, so the entire procedure is under review before it can be given to the public. (Source)

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tumblr has become a bigoted unhealthy website where you are praised for fitting into as many obscure minorities as possible and are told whatever you say is invalid if you are part of any majorities and it’s out of hand and ridiculous

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a-blue-leaf ((I looked the latter up and it looks really good o.o I think I might get it~

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((So I'm p sure everyone's passed out by now

but

anyone got any fun games to recommend? Preferably on Steam~

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I need to get it, my friend just R4s it. We all got into a...pretty intense race a few years back. Some awful profanities were thrown out and a number of neighbors checked in to make sure everyone was alive. Monopoly doesn't ruin friendships, Mario Kart does. XD And bro, I will get my hands on it without a doubt. Mobile ports aren't as good, from by experience with FF: Tactics getting one. >.<

Yeahhhh. I nearly beat 10, but I’m a perfectionist and must do everything!! By then I’d moved on systems. Beat 10-2, and now I have the remastered ones c: Oh gosh, yeah. In high school there was a group that was like that. Play me Mario Kart tho…stuff will get heated I promise haha. That game sounds incredible omg. What system is it for so I can go get it??

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My biggest kink is getting paid.

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Yeahhhh. I nearly beat 10, but I'm a perfectionist and must do everything!! By then I'd moved on systems. Beat 10-2, and now I have the remastered ones c: Oh gosh, yeah. In high school there was a group that was like that. Play me Mario Kart tho...stuff will get heated I promise haha. That game sounds incredible omg. What system is it for so I can go get it??

Ahhhh, I’m glad if you like it ;u; I adore Kingdom Hearts!! I also like Assassin’s Creed, Final Fantasy, aaannddd my mind went blank. Smash Bros. is awesome, but I get demolished. o.o What’s the World Ends With You??

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Ahhhh, I'm glad if you like it ;u; I adore Kingdom Hearts!! I also like Assassin's Creed, Final Fantasy, aaannddd my mind went blank. Smash Bros. is awesome, but I get demolished. o.o What's the World Ends With You??

a-blue-leaf replied to your post“19, female, 5’6, green eyes, brown hair, I love writing, and I would…”

((~raises hand flusteredly~))

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No wayyyy -smooches you- well then hey there <3 Well I have seen some of your writing before and you’re really good (I get intimidated like a loser lol). What games you like? c:

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Tagged by hervoiceislikeanangels

Repost and tag this with ten people you want to get to know better

T A G G I N G: Everyone. Every single one of you. (Mainly cause I dunno who's done it and I'm too much of a shy little shit to call people out.)

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a-blue-leaf replied to your post“19, female, 5'6, green eyes, brown hair, I love writing, and I would...”

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No wayyyy -smooches you- well then hey there <3 Well I have seen some of your writing before and you're really good (I get intimidated like a loser lol). What games you like? c: