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solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

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Ianthe Tridentarius the character of all time, shes a weird perverted sadistic bitch, shes a genius, shes immortal, she ate her cavalier because she wanted ultimate power and has absolutely no shame about it, shes the only person who left Canaan House having gotten exactly what she wanted and had fun while doing it, she called Harrow Daddy, fucking Daddy in the prologue of HtN, shes in love with Harrow, she helped Harrow give herself a lobotomy, somehow these two things are not in opposition to one another. I’m absolutely certain that she’s barely in the first book because if she said anything ever it would kill the gravitas of her villain monologue at the end because she’s such a weird perverted freak and she’s the funniest character in the second book for the same reason, I hate her, shes great

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this is the funniest shit ever and i love it so much. kevaaron buzzfeed unsolved au i will write you

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Kevin as Ryan and Aaron as Shane make so much sense, u all can't imagine

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An ad for your deepest desires :)

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Sometimes I imagine Andrew mumbling “you were supposed to be a side effect of the medication” and Neil laughing like this 🥹

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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get your cavalier all dolled up for the canaan house! 💅

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ayooo unexpected but i feel deeply honored🫵🙂‍↕️ @yourinsomnea

tagging some mooties even tho i know they're mostly lurking🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ @smolshroomsoup @daffodil-dream @springinsfeld @alectothinker

thank u for the tags darlings @fxreflyes @murdermost-foul 🥰🥰🥰

post 4 recent non-selfie photos from your phone 📷

np tagging: @folktail @pinkieponieclub @chickenbyday @300foxholecourtt @yourinsomnea

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Do you ever think about how Andrew called Neil’s phone after he disappeared, but instead of Neil answering, it’s just ‘Runaway train never coming back’ playing on a loop… or are you normal?

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ARCANE | Jinx's Gun Modeling | Tony Lebrun

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tired from canucks hockey so more injured boys

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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in the hellish alternate universe where tlt is a shitty cishet ya series, the first book is called “a house of bones and blood”. gideon is a cis man and harrow is marketed as a “feminist prince zuko redemption arc��. griddlehark make out during the pool scene but harrow still can’t get over her feelings for palamedes, who explodes later on in the book to save harrow from cytherea. camilla, the Strong Woman Character, breaks down and cries and loses her sense of purpose. in book 2, “a house of spirits and secrets”, cis man ianthe manages to capture harrow’s heart, to the ire of palamedes and gideon’s ghosts, until the end of the book when jod breaks ianthe’s evil spell on harrow. camilla returns to bring harrow to blood of eden, the evil terrorist rebel group that all of jod’s lyctors joined. jodybeth is the only canon queer pairing but it’s not confirmed until after they both die in the final book, “a house of love and loyalty”. harrow escapes blood of eden and fights off the villainous camilla (who hates harrow out of jealousy for palamedes being in love with harrow and not her), who then tries to kill gideon, who has come back to life completely intact for no reason. jod fights off camilla and then dies to save his son gideon, who then becomes emperor and seamlessly unites the nine houses and blood of eden. the series ends with gideon and harrow’s marriage and the birth of their infant son who is set to inherit the entire universe and can already form a perfect kidney. imperialism is never discussed or even recognized by the author. all of the characters are white except judith and camilla. the series is a number one new york times bestseller for three years in a row. it immediately gets greenlit for a netflix series.

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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my sun

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ARCANE | Jinx's Rhinogun Texturing | Ambre Sedogbo

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Pash ended up in the very depths of necromancers lair and won't stop getting herself in danger

continuing with Alecto carrying people, Harrow you're not special