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Sketch for now. But here is some PauloxDavid's mom

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dumb comic

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Paulo got it going on with Mike's mom. Yay

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Now it's Paulo's time.

Looks like he managed to get laid with Kizuna's mom, who was actually an alien.

Also Paulo should think twice before drinking some alien energy drink. Kinda modified him down there for Zaza to be able to happen.

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Here is everyone from the korat clan, the heights should be all right.

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Mike got with Sue's mom... And Sue couldn't give less of a shit about it.

Ey they are both adults and Sue's mom is a widow, go ahead, she doesn't care.

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Really wanted to name one of Mike's daughter "Lucy", and I had to do Stacy's mom, so here we have it. Lucy.

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I think this one was the first I actually drew.

Eleanor, not Elanor, I ended up scuffing her name there.

But yeah, Lucy and Sandy thought they had the last laugh when they got together. But Mike had the real last laugh... Although he didn't know it was Sandy's mom at first...

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Mike got with Paulo's mom, gave her twins! How lucky... Oops, perhaps not that lucky for her.

I liked drawing them, they are cute.

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Mike with James' mom. I gotta tell the truth, I was getting dry on the creativity well with this one.

At least she looks cute.

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Mike with Daisy's mom. Let me tell you, risky stuff can happen when you go meet a couple of swingers.

She's a fluffy girl, and Rita's best friend

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We have here Penny, Mike's daughter, with Augustus mom. Also, a design I made for Augustus mom.

Meeting Mike was the best thing that ever happen to her, it seems.

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Here we have the first girl designed, Rita, the daughter Mike had with Lucy's mom.

The smartest girl in school, also figured out herself that Mike was her real father.

Good thing it didn't split the family apart, open relationships are awesome, right?

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The hell is this crap?

Well, do you know the (in)famous webcomic Bittersweet Candy Bowl? Yes? Good! (I'm so sorry)

This all started as a series of joke drawings about some of the characters (Mike and Paulo) coming back to Roseville during college and banging everyone's mom and, well, spreading their seeds.

The concept and logic loops for that to happen were so absurd that people started to enjoy the concept and the offspring designs.

So the Blursed Ships are these joke drawings of the said ships. Maybe I'll post lore stuff for when I'm bored, maybe I won't, who cares? Just enjoy the absurd and the drawings, here we go.