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Scott Smajor posted a photo of himself, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, and Jack on his Instagram story!

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Im ignoring canon and angst dreamsmp as dreams 2 coolkid only lunch tables

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the dream smp is so funny because in what other peice of media do you have a worryingly large portion of the fandom analyzing and critiquing characters in full seriousness when theyve only started watching mid season three, hasnt watched the previous seasons, and only watches the series from a single characters perspective when there are multiple different storylines that are sometimes entirely disconnected from eachother

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I dislike how much people are weird about dnf as the next person but Jawsh‘s last tweet and his reply’s are honestly hilarious.

HELP

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this has big meme format energy

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twitter refugee here…. what is the penis smp 😭? i’ve seen it mentioned but i still have no idea what it is. could you maybe explain? or link some posts that explain it? does it have official lore??? who are the characters? why is the art so good 😅😅😅

uhhhh well you see. it’s a little bit hard to explain

but basically, a few weeks ago-ish, someone made an anti-mcytblr post. this is the post:

some MCYT fans reblogged it in an ironic way, to be like, “haha look at this, yeah we do look kind of stupid”

and then inniter made this post as a reference to it:

so then, once inniter opened the floodgates, more and more people started to make funny references to that original anti-mcytblr post.

eventually what happened is people would get into full on fake arguments, all of us posting satire pretending to act like twitter users who were defending their faves. people starting writing analysis and meta and making shitposts… all about these minecraft youtubers who do not even exist.

someone proposed skins for the imaginary youtubers:

and immediately, fanart began to take off.

people started making comics and art and full-on character analysis, just making up what was “canon” as they went. there wasn’t official lore, but admiral_anus and milfboss were both fan favorites. i don’t remember who made milfboss, but her skin was a catmaid and art of her was on the front page of tumblr.

one thing led to another, and the tag “penis SMP” was trending at the highest spot on tumblr for nearly 24 hours.

i wish i was joking.

anyway that’s the story of penis smp— there’s a lot of other characters and storylines that got made up, and im sure you can find posts about them under the “penis smp” tag.

but yeah, it was crazy.

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Nobody:

Wilbur constantly in the vlog:

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I’m gonna need like a good couple weeks to mentally recover from just these two screenshots alone 😃👍

bonus:

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TommyInnits new vlog on the Tom Simons channel - some funny screenshots 2/3

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I liked the new vlog, I think one of the secretly genius things about tommy is that he's not afraid to make himself look like a loser, but in fact he does it quite often, and on purpose, because it's funny

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I enjoy Tommy’s “girl from college” bit because I just like to imagine the behind the scenes of it. Your friend Tom makes a joke about you in front of 100,000 people. You talk to him about it and express your discomfort. You both decide the best course of action is for him to pretend to have a desperate unrequited crush on you cause it would be funny. It is.

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Newest Tom Simons Vlog Summarized:

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i dont understand people who hate on c!tommys dirt shack; are you telling me you wouldn't want a small burrow in the side of a mountain with an extensive underground system??? the life of a small rodent is both cheap and comfortable, best of both worlds

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VOLUME WARNING! Our brothers bit for today. 

Wilbur: “Tommy! I need you to know man.”  Tommy: “Yeah?”  Wilbur: “You’re like a brother to me!”  Tommy: “Wait, really? Really??”  Wilbur: “Maybe not. I might-  Tommy: “OH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-” Wilbur: “I MIGHT CRYYY” 

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i can’t imagine the fear within british dream smp members, the possibility of suddenly being kidnapped by tom “tommyinnit” simons and forced to camp in the woods with rabid wolves and or jump off a bridge is all too close at all times.

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Dream’s handwriting my beloved <3