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This reminds me of a lady I know. ;)

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Yeah, that's about right.

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thedailywhat:

Territory Marking of the Day: To avoid any potential confusion over who owns the resort island of Al Futaisi, Sheikh Hamad bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, a member of Abu Dhabi’s obscenely rich royal family, spent some of his family’s seemingly limitless wealth to carve his name into its sands.

The massive imprint is two miles across, half a mile wide, and visible from space.

[twbe.]

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thedailywhat:

Buttersafe.

Lol...

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thedailywhat:

Looks Legit of the Day: Either someone hacked this Lexington, Kentucky road sign, or we’re gonna need to find a forehead-scarred orphan with a posse to take care of this sh*t stat.

[lex18 / io9.]

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Hitler is pissed about the FFXI level cap being raised! I just about peed my pants when I first saw this back when the level cap increase was first announced. I don't play ffxi anymore, but I still find this extremely funny.

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Options

#1. Go to bed

#2. Study

#3. Lurk on the internets and play video games

I'd be denying who I am if I didn't choose #3.

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Nothing describes my life better...

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Who's got 2 thumbs and is ready for a zombie apocalypse/job interview for a ninja-related position? This guy!

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Weekends are fun again

What's the good thing about working somewhere where I'm able to set a book down to the side and read it while I work? I get to study enough during work that I don't have to study during the weekend, so I actually get to enjoy the weekend!

Thanks to my new favorite player 2, I was able to relive some really fun memories yesterday. Thanks Laci!

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thedailywhat:

This x That:

Know This:

Report: David Cameron’s former communications director Andy Coulson to be arrested tomorrow in connection with News of the World scandal; did Murdoch shutter NotW to rescue BSkyB deal?; Single Serving Site: Has Rebekah Brooks Been Sacked Yet? (via.)

Casey Anthony release date tentatively set for Sunday, July 17th.

RIP: Dick Williams, Hall of Fame baseball manager, dead at 82. Also: Legendary tight end John Mackey, at 69.

Read This:

Grand Rapids man murders 7, shoots himself after hostage standoff with police.

Mexican death row inmate executed in Texas after Supreme Court stay denied.

Elizabeth Smart joins ABC News as commentator on child abductions.

Republican presidential nomination candidate Gary Johnson goes after pothead, poker player votes.

Sarah Jessica Parker tied for first with Angelina Jolie in Forbes list of ten highest-paid Hollywood actresses.

Two years after his last fight, Ricky Hatton announces retirement from boxing.

Man mauled to death by grizzly bear at Yellowstone.

Look At This:

Footage of presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann asking God to stop health care reform.

A beardless Justin Theroux watches on as Jennifer Aniston leaves her mark.

The Other:

NewsFeed: The Drama Lives Online: ‘All My Children’ and ‘One Life To Live’ Will Air on the Web.

Tea x Time List: The 13 Absolute Worst Parents of 2011 (So Far).

Above: “The World Map of Useless Stereotypes” by Christoph Niemann. (via.)

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I'm wearing a hat. That means it's time for business! And also, beware my amazing sense of fashion! 

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redsuspenders:

quality

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thedailybeard:

I’ve pulled my own cats from tree’s numerous times, guess that give me at least two punches… 

I've only managed 2 of these. I guess I have some work to do!

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I...can't...stop...laughing...

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Was thinking....

So, I'm always hearing people talk about their relationships. They break up with someone, then they're with someone else in a week or 2. They know how to express how they feel for someone (no matter how fake it might be) and start a relationship. I think I've already passed the point where I should have already picked up this little nugget of knowledge.

I've never been in a relationship, and I really doubt I'm going to find someone else on the same boat to be awkward with. Unless I just get an amazing bit of luck and find someone who'll sort of see this and make the first move, I may end up being lonely forever.

Everyday I get confused as hell when I see some prick with a really nice girl. He'll treat her like shit, but she seems to be...attracted to it? What makes me mad/confused is that I know that I could make that same girl the happiest person on the planet without treating her like shit.

Maybe I should treat girls like shit, then after things get serious bust out with "Surprise! I'm actually a really nice guy!" But I'm sure she'll make a 360 and come back with "you're too nice" or some bs like that.

And...I'm tired of talking about serious shit. Time to lurk around the web, and reblog things that make me lol...

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kaylaschreiber:

Been there... >_>

Jon. <3