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A crazy thing about Drag Race is that only one of them is actually Russian

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Heartbreaking: someone within Philadelphia is considering referring to parmesan cheese as "ParmaJawn"

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Summer during college sucks I have this entire city at my fingertips and can do anything but I have no one to do it with so I do none of it because if I go to events all I see is groups and couples and that makes me feel bad about being alone. So I stay in my room which also makes me feel bad because I can't stop thinking about all the things that I "should" be doing that I'm missing out on. Everyone else is out with friends and I'm just as alone as I was high school. I feel like I missed the boat in terms of making friends so now I just have to wait for three months before I can talk to anyone my own age again. I'm only 19 so I can't go into bars to meet new people. What do people do to meet new people nowadays anyway? You can't just walk up to people and start talking because that's harassment and "weird", and the places that exist so people talk to each other - school clubs and bars - are closed to me.

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I'm breaking in a new filter so instead of putting it on the jug I decided to tape it to the faucet so the drippings drip into the sink and I can cut out the middleman of having to pour the jug into the sink.

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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

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I don't actually have a piss kink and I honestly find urine nasty. I use this profile picture because it's so weird and jarring that you can't help but pay attention, just like me.

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🚨🚨 New conspiracy alert: The DEEPSTATE reelected Donald Trump so they could save money by not having to pay another presidential pension.

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I never drink water because if a river can carve out a canyon in a mountain what do you think it's doing to your body? That's right, every time you drink water you are gradually eroding your organs until there is nothing left. Instead of water I only drink Coca-Cola because of its ability to remove rust. Unenlightened people worry about Coke's ability to remove rust and wonder what it does to our bodies. It removes the rust you cretins! Every time I piss a golden stream flows forth from my urethra and my penis hurts a little. This is what the rust looks like when it is being cleansed from by body. Everyday I thank the good people at Coca-Cola for this miraculously healthy and tasty beverage of which I drink 68 ounces of each day.

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mINECRAFT jENNNY mOD

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In the ten+ years since its release, I don't think Lady Gaga has written a better song than Dope. It's such an emotional gut punch about feeling like a failure and begging people to stay with you through all your struggles because if they leave then you have nothing. Probably my favorite of her songs lyric wise.

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Like many of history's greatest philosophers I find myself chronically alone and possibly autistic.

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Mothman…..!!!

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Life could be worse. At least we don't have swarms of locusts in America anymore.

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I'm watching through Drag Race season 1 and Tammie Brown is so relatable. "They're on Planet 3, I'm on Planet 9" That's exactly how I feel.

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When Kanye wrote "My Dark Twisted Fantasy" he was referring to an ethnostate.

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In Italy they call the Nintendo Wii the Nintendo Noii