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[season 1 of boofybuns has ended.]

[now that The Frappuccino Logs: Rearchived Edition is slated for an April 20th release, i’ve been tagging all of velvet’s posts up to now with ‘season i’. from here on out, all posts will be a fresh start and will now align with the actual content of the chapters! these will be tagged with ‘season ii’. this is where i’m gonna post a little bit of flavour text and personal posts of velvet as the story gets updates week on week! the ask box will still be open, so feel free to poke around to maybe get more information... 👀]

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/sees transphobes and terfs pulling Some Shit again /flies into a feral rage

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‘i sure was lost in the sauce of compulsive heterosexuality, huh?’

followed shortly by

‘you don’t HAVE a gender you fool!’

its been a while but i thought id update with a small anecdote: blake was readin thru their old writing (like….. OLD old writing) and i just heard em say in a rly chipper voice ‘wow! sure wish i could delete these files, and then also, myself,’ so theres that

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its been a while but i thought id update with a small anecdote: blake was readin thru their old writing (like..... OLD old writing) and i just heard em say in a rly chipper voice ‘wow! sure wish i could delete these files, and then also, myself,’ so theres that

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weiss: hey maybe you should wear yr wrist guards whilst yr skateboarding... just in case...

me: what? nah nah i know better than to break my wrists if i fall dw

me: /falls over and grazes my hand

me: see! didn't break it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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me: /lickin the spoon we used to make the mac n cheese sauce

weiss: wheres the- goddamn it velvet i still needed that

me: u still can!

weiss: yr mouths been on it!

me: uve never complained when my mouth has been ANYWHERE ELSE

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4, 9, 20???

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?/9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

given that i am Extremely Unoriginal! and because we can, actually, keep it in the bedroom…………… these kinda have the same answer and its one ive given before which is me n a girl at school used to skip class to suck each other off in the public bathrooms cause there was just….. nowhere private 2 go…… what makes it weird is having 2 b. VERY QUIET…. WHEN PPL CAME IN…. but also keep on Sexin it up because otherwise u end up rly losin the vibe dfhdsfhg

alas im deeply unoriginal and also beds r Confy

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

like…. in the world……

id be romantic n say wess n blek r the only ones 4 me but also. hey u kno that actress? cinder fall? the one who almost definitely killed those actors who went around groping women but there isnt enough evidence to put her in prison?

honestly im in the mood 2 be stepped on so!!! her. dw blek n wess will understand…. shes….. Sexie…..

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hey..... if u still wanna send nsfw asks..... gopher it....

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14, 15, 16, and 17 >:3c

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

oof……. like i do rly like lickin cute lil clits but also……. i rly like having my dick in ppls mouths JHGDSFJHGSFD LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK IT FEELS RLY GOOD AND I LIKE IT A LOT………………..

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?  answered!

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

we dont rly listen to much music during sex because my playlist is just. a nightmare to behold. nobody wants to get down and dirty and then have menagerian folk music start playing but thats what its like!!! but…. honestly…… gimme more is. a classic. its sexy. its hot. dim the lights maybe put a blindfold on yr gf and make the bed shake…

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 

hm!!! honestly i dont have anything romantic if we’re ever havin soft sex thats actually just like. usual sex tbh…. i like to have it slow n soft n laugh w/ yr dm!!! so i tend to put on kinda chill music…. stuff id usually have on in the background when im tryna focus on smthng else…. sleep sound, maybe, or some of the other tracks ive linked before! stuff thats kinda slow and fills the background….

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Hey, you're back beesh! 3, 6 and 15?

YEAH IM BACK….. i died for a while its chill tho

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

uuuuuuuuuuh im….. not sure,.,,,,,,,,, compared to blake most kinks r VANILLA…. nowadays im like ‘there r ppl who ARENT? INTO BONDAGE? sounds fake’ so i struggle to kno whats unusual or not??? i like….. petplay tho…. not even bein the pet i just rly like having weiss in a collar n calling her my puppy….. my baby…. idk how detailed she’ll lemme get w/ this BUT SOMETIMES SHE’LL CHASE TOYS…… anyway! new facts abt weiss for u sdfjhgsfd

okay and also knifeplay is hot u CANT change my mind

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

d-d-d-d-dom

i dont MIND subbing every now and again cause its nice to be wrangled down and taken care of but i get MMMM weird abt it sometimes cause a lot of ppl perceive “”””prey”””” faunus as bein submissive and /gags

so i like to be in control and call the shots but gettin the Strap is very good…. esp when weiss does it…………… aaaaaaaaaa

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

this was less embarrassing at the time and only when i had to explain it later but blake and i broke my desk during first year when they were riding my dick and at the time we were like ‘oh good ride’ BUT THEN I HAD TO…. EXPLAIN TO THE SECURITY OFFICE WHY I NEEDED A NEW DESK?????????? and i was like ‘uh. UH. UM. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-’

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10, 26 and 30! [insert lenny here]

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

ugh YES…….. lately its been my datemates walkin in and they either go :3c or just go ‘cool hey do you know where [x] is i cant find it’ but Back In The Day more than one member of my fam walked in……. eventually i put a lil sign on my door saying i was ‘napping’ or some shit but!!! Too Little Too Late.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

seeing my datemates in like… briefs… we once went to a store selling brand-name pants for super cheap and bought a ton and did a lil catwalk and boy i was….. Bothered JHGDSFJGKD but yeah. honestly u could argue i just little skin-tight cotton tbh…. seein all the curves but not getting 2 See u kno….. makes me Thorsty

30: Do you watch porn?

yeah,,,,,,,,, sdhgfsfdi know ppl r like :/ at a lot of porn sites but im specific and try to find cute amateur stuff? or kinky amateur stuff sdfhjsdf but honestly stuff thats like…….. traditional porn ig thats kinda staged? not…. not good…. i wanna see ppl actually get off cause theyre rly into it…………… but yeah!!! lately blake has been showing me a bunch of like…. independent porn makers and im like oh….. sexie….

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ra-duck replied to your post “im spending winter break here in vale cause travelling costs Money,...”

do u also do the holiday strap

merry buttsex 😞

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NSFW ASKS

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?

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im spending winter break here in vale cause travelling costs Money, and i love picking weiss up 2 kiss under the mistletoe.... why she so small....

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me: gets into a book discussion server on mayhem and looks forward to a good literary time; everyone 5 mins later: 'oh i LOVE 'rushing cliffs'!! what a classic'; 'rkj is such a masterful author', 'idk i think greg cleardan was too into forcing 'representation' of faunus :/ felt fetishizing tbh' me: wants to time travel to yesterday and break my own arms so i wouldn't get myself into this shitpit

DHGSFGDF OH…. NO….

gods tho that keeps croppin up like blake keeps fighting ppl going ‘having faunus exist in yr book isnt forcing them we’re just here AS WE ARE IRL…’ but whats like. Rly Bad abt it is that…. esp. in historical fantasy type stuff theres rly good reasons for us to be there because? of the tribes? because by the by we kinda once ruled the world. im not kidding.

but now we’re in Retcon City where the Murder Never Happened and the Faunus Killed Themselves or some shit so we never crop up at all.

but yeah wow Big Mood honestly,,,, too many big name authors r humans who are just. complete fucking dumbasses. so ig we’re stuck here forever dying!!!!!!!!!!

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‘how do u kno yr mam gives the stra-’

my da’s a bottom

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u know what the real fuckin..... tea is.... me n my sibs always do that whole ‘grossed out’ routine if we know our parents are fuckin..... when we know my momther is giving The Good Strap........................ but when im in my mid-40s and beyond and ive got kids of my own i aint giving it up either!!!! I WANT THAT SWEET SWEET INTIMACY UNTIL I DIE YHEAR.......