Softly, he said: "I will mangle your mind.my fic (@ao3)
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Mulder and Scully checking each other for parasitic alien ice worms is the most erotic thing to ever happen on television. If you even care.
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tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me
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i just don't think that people should have to disclose their deepest and most life-ruining traumas as a requirement to write about sensitive topics
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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
#cats are assholes#I am grappling with Feelings about morality so I basically cry every time I cuddle her
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watching a video and realizing I miss the term "flame war", it was JUST tongue-in-cheek goofy enough of a term to describe how silly it was to carry on long arguments online over shit that doesn't matter and was often started/spurned by a troll. Now ALL of it is just "discourse" or "engagement" which feels like they put a godawful slap of PR paint over the surface of flame wars like a cheap landlord looking to charge 1000 dollars more for the same crumbling walls
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GILMORE GIRLS | 5.04, “Tippecanoe and Taylor Too”
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PEDRO PASCAL BY SØLVE SUNDSBØ FOR VANITY FAIR
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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.
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i’m crying at this quote tweet 😭
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1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3
so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:

so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)
https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this

absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂
#god bless fanfic nerds always doing the most#this is so on brand it's absolutely hilarious#ao3#fanfic
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Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’
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Its always so funny reading aesthetic critiques that try to lend themselves a sense of seriousness by trying to tie in a critique of capitalism. Bc if anything, the past 100 years should have taught us that capitalism doesn't have a set aesthetics. I've seen people complain about drab monotony as the aesthetic of capitalism, but also about how postmodern maximalism and bright colors are the aesthetic of capitalism. Anything can be the aesthetic of capitalism, because its just about what's selling in the moment. And people can sell their own aesthetics as "anti-capitalist" even when that's just another commercial trend (traditionalism, modernism, utilitarianism, maximalism, on and on forever).
20-30 years ago The Baffler was publishing articles that had the exact opposite complaint as this one going around rn: post-Fordist capitalism was drowning us in bright colors and loud, cheery designs. The alternative culture at that time loved minimalism and utilitarianism. Now trends caught up, and its the mainstream that's grey and minimalist and the critics who want color and uniqueness.
It's all fucking stupid, is what I'm saying.
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THOM BROWNE Couture Fall/Winter 2024 if you want to support this blog consider donating to:ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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"Oh, you gonna fucking stab me?" "Yeah, maybe I fucking will." THE BEAR - 1x07
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