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DANTE BIG NATURALS

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Nidus brings his favourite flowers

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now for something completely different. me running into all the windows in warframe bc i can't tell it's glass. the real grineer secret weapon

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Obsessed with the idea of Thranduil turning up to an important event in Valinor for the first time looking like this

With most of the first age elves having a breakdown.

And the looks of complete adoration from elfings as he let's them add flowers and leaves, and let's them braid them into his hair

(He also struts up to whoever is ruling valinor at the time, wine glass held loosely in his hands and declares that he is thranduil and he speaks for the trees)

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THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

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Top 5 Thranduil moments (as voted by my followers)

Number 5: Everything including Thranduil’s profile view

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cursed ai-generated lotr shitposts: elrond and thranduil edition

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im tired guys. i sketch scribbled thranduil so i can stay up later 

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Here you have some Thranduil ~ I do like the design of this character, how fashionable he is and how flawless he looks~ I also think that the wintry atmosphere suits him well since he is rather cold in his behavior. I hope you’ll like it! :) Time: 8h Media: watercolours, pencils, coloured pencils

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Other people talking about their blorbos: babygirl, sweetie, cutie pie, baby, little meow meow

Me talking about my blorbos: slut, whore, harlot, degenerate, loser, absolute fucking mess

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I’m in a silly goofy mood so here are some silly goofy Thranduil headcanons:

- super clumsy. Constantly tripping over his own feet and bumping into shit. Ya know that blooper of Lee Pace tripping over his costume? That’s Thranduil every other day.

- Gets lost so easily. Literally no sense of direction. He just walks in random directions in the Woodland palace and hopes he ends up in the right place. That’s why there so many guards stationed around the palace; they’re there to give directions.

- At one point wanted to install slides in the palaces because it would be “more efficient” (read: more fun) and going down ten flights of stairs/ramps.

- Stress eats. He has a secret snack cabinet in his chambers filled with sweets that he gorges on when he’s particularly anxious. The only elf in the realm who knows about it is Galion who makes sure it’s fully stocked.

- He’s considered a lightweight among the Sylvan elves and gets drunk easier than you’d think.

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I love the discourse happening around the “did you access/interact with 18+ content as a minor” because most of it is so americacentric/chronically online. It is plain obvious that people haven't been getting any maidens.

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thank u <3

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additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content