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*crawls out of the grave* I'M ALIVE!

I may have gotten obsessed with a gacha game, and I may have been thinking about the hippie from said gacha game non stop. But it will not keep me from thinking about AleGraves...

Air Catcher by Twenty One Pilots

Tha- that's it that's the ask

i have also been obsessed with a gacha game. life is tough out here i forget my old hyperfixations

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Alejandro sitting with Phil until medevac comes, holding his abdomen closed.

Bc is it even love if you wont hold your babygirl's organs inside his body?

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Phil and Alejandro being forced onto a zoom call with video on and everyone kinda does a double take bc they're very obviously in the same room.

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Alejandro: I dont do annuals or 100hrs they're just too risky to put my ticket on the line

Phil: can you do my annual please?

Alejandro: yes bbg right away bbg

I really like airplanes so me thinks a mechanic Alejandro x pilot Phil would be pretty neato

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I really like airplanes so me thinks a mechanic Alejandro x pilot Phil would be pretty neato

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I just cant subscribe to the idea that Phil and Alejandro would live that white picket fence life. There is no way Alejandro would be chill with an HOA telling him how to mow his lawn.

They'd probably live in like... remote Alaska or somewhere equally as deranged.

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I woke up at like 8 today to my cat playing with a mouse. That poor baby was shaking so badly.

I believe I have raised a lunatic.

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back at it again. hope I'm not overwhelming you.

Graves is a dog person, no question about it. he doesn't hate cats, but doesn't think he could handle owning one.

Alejandro, on the other hand, is a cat person. although he himself has never actually owned one. again, doesn't hate dogs, but can't stand being around them for too long.

and, after a few friendly fights over this, they finally decided on a pet.

a Roomba.

they like... named it and everything.

it's adorable. they will die for it. so will I, honestly.

They definitely named it Rosie after the robot from the Jetsons.

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GOD DAMMIT

okay. AlejandroXGravesXRudy

and- and- wait for it!

they sing "Blood and Whiskey" by The Mechanisms

now- now hear me out-

Graves... as Lancelot.

and- and Alejandro as Arthur.

and... Rudolfo as Guinevere.

seriously, it's a good song

*shakes you* LISTEN TO IT.

I listened to the song, and I'll be honest I half expected them all to die in the end. but yeah, checks out. Phil being the... erm...

callous one. (whose gonna tell him that commercial alcohol [i.e the shit you drink] is not the same as anti-septic)

Alejandro being the aboslute drama queen. love him for that

Then Rudy being the glue that sticks them all together.

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If y'all had to assign genshin visions to cod charas who would get which?

(under cut bc long)

like mine would probably be:

Phil: pyro

idk personally i've always kinda seen phil as like someone who went from genuinely wanting to do something good to being tainted by one thing or another into being something completely different. im thinking like Diluc here, where he went from passionate baby to "i want to kill myself" adult.

Alejandro: hydro

Justice is this man's middle name, probably. while Falcors is absolute dogshit at being the god of justice, Alejandro would be a pretty good one. like, he's leading a war against the cartel.

Rudy: anemo

Rudy seems like the type of guy to where once he has a goal, he'll tuck his head in and work until he gets it. he also seems like he'd hate facists so good on him.

Valeria: cryo

only boss ass bitches get cryo

no seriously i dont have any argument for this one just look at her. she screams tsaritsa.

Soap: pyro (could also see anemo)

demolition expert

anemo is more tied to a personal ✨Foap backstory hc✨ in that soap spent pretty much his entire life trying to escape from an overbearing father. so when he finally did, and found people who actually like him for who he is, he was granted an anemo vision.

Ghost: electro

I will not expand on this. if you say cryo you're basic (/hj).

Ghost probably got his vision after he dug himself out of that grave he was buried in. at his lowest moment he was granted the power of the gods, just to kick him while he was down, and this guy probably fucking hated it. i doubt anyone on the 141 (besides price obvi) even KNOWS this mf is an allogene

Gaz: dendro

while some of these match up to their allogene in a metaphorical sense, this one matches with a literal sense because I refuse to believe Gaz ISN'T a plant dad. his and price's house are probably covered in succulents or smth.

Price: geo

Price seems like the typa guy to keep a very cool demenour in oder to keep everyone around him calm. i think that would be what makes him such a good leader. he's stern but not unkind while still being able to keep his boys under wraps.

the genshin visions have had me by the throat for like two years i cant help it

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okay. AlejandroXGravesXRudy

and- and- wait for it!

they sing "Blood and Whiskey" by The Mechanisms

now- now hear me out-

Graves... as Lancelot.

and- and Alejandro as Arthur.

and... Rudolfo as Guinevere.

seriously, it's a good song

*shakes you* LISTEN TO IT.

I listened to the song, and I'll be honest I half expected them all to die in the end. but yeah, checks out. Phil being the... erm...

callous one. (whose gonna tell him that commercial alcohol [i.e the shit you drink] is not the same as anti-septic)

Alejandro being the aboslute drama queen. love him for that

Then Rudy being the glue that sticks them all together.

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Phil looks like he would enjoy pepper jelly.

I do mean this derogitorily.

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Historical Anglo-Saxon england Au where Phil is an Ealdorman and Alejandro is his loyal Warthegn

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back here again. I have problems, lol.

anyways, au where Phillip feels really bad about betraying the 141 and Los Vaqueros and his feeling bad gets like... really bad.

so bad that he starts hearing Alejandro's voice even tho the guy ain't there. and he starts imagining what they could have had.

and Voice Ale(yes, that is what I'm calling him) is all like "if you really wanted to prove to me that you love me, then you would have been better". which doesn't really help.

and then one day, Voice Ale just says "prove you love me." and Phil decides that it would be a good idea to do just that.

and about two days later, Shepherd is found dead in his office.

no one knows it was Graves. everyone thinks it was Price, even though the man hadn't been in the office for weeks. and Voice Ale is all like "you did good. I need you to do better."

and then Phil books a plane back to Las Almas and starts massacring people again. and then Los Vaqueros find him and are all like "bro, didn't you die?"

Alejandro(the real one) decides that they should keep Graves alive, especially with the obviously shit state the man is in.

and the Phil sees Ale. the real Ale. and he breaks down crying.👍

I dont even know what you'd call this. I also dont care bc I love it. Blessing my asks with another absolute banger.

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Them meeting again with Phil crouched over a body, wiping a large hunter's knife on the uniform of the soldier below him.

Phil hears Alejandro's footsteps, turns slightly brandishing the knife, and freezes. All the while Alejandro is standing there like 🧍‍♂️ gun in hands, and absolutely bamboozled internally like "ah shit here we go again" but keeping professional and just yelling at him to drop the knife.

Then he like faulters when Phil looks up at him with his face all scrunched up n shit and crying and Phil is all like "I did just like you asked" and "You told me to kill him so I did" and Alejandro is standing there like "????"

Alejandro throws him in the same cell Phil put him in and just disengages. Like he goes off base completely and just ignores the issue. All the while Phil is sitting in his little goddamn cell being like "but pookie i did what you wanted :(("

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Haha page is kinda dead. Ik its been a while, i am in college rn so bear with me.

Anyways,

Phil actually dying in the tank and Alejandro being torn between "man, fuck that guy" and "man, i wanted to fuck that guy"

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Ik rn the fandom is having a mental breakdown abt MW3 ending (no spoilers here btw) but guys. Guys. Phil actually kinda not being a peice of shit for once.

Like dont get me wrong, my boo is still completely irredeemable, but you stab that old man in the back babygirl 🥹🥹

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Okay, okay, okay so...

You know how some couples call eachother stuff like "motherfucker" and "rat" as a term of endearment?

Alejandro constantly (and I mean CONSTANTLY) calls Phillip stuff like "pendejo" and "chiquito" as a term of endearment

That's all, thank you for coming to my ted talk

This is so real.

They would say the most outta pocket shit to eachother. They're the embodiment "I hate you ❤️" "kys 🥰" romance.

Phillip using standard, cringe endearments like "honey" and "sweetheart" and Alejandro being physically unable to utter any of those words without curling in on himself and defaulting to like "blancito" or something similar