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ASMR car breathing...

Very hard to obtain nearly died

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Transformers: Prime Decepticons - Hands

So, I was looking at hands, as one does when they’re bored, and I noticed a few things:

Every single ‘Con has claws, except Soundwave and Breakdown.

Megatron, Starscream, Shockwave, Dreadwing, Skyquake, Knockout, and Airachnid have 5 fingers.

Soundwave, Breakdown, Insecticons, Predaking, Darksteel, and Skylynx have 4 fingers.

Vehicons only have 3 fingers.

Predacon claws are flawless in form and aesthetic.

While I know Soundwave has spindly fingers for practical reasons, it’s the perfect symbolic representation of how he declawed himself for the sake of the Cause, giving up much of his power to follow Megatron.

Kudos to the character designers for crafting each Decepticon’s hands to match their function:

Megatron, Dreadwing, Skyquake: Sharp and wide for various combat situations

Soundwave: Thin and straight for work with computers and tech

Starscream: Light and “bony,” perfect for a flight frame

Shockwave, Knockout, and Airachnid: Sharp and delicate for scientific and/or medical work

Breakdown: Wide and blunt for brute force attacks

Vehicons: Useless

Insecticons: Wide and curved for digging and slashing

Predacons: Sharp with additional armor plating for evisceration (help I love this word so much)

The Autobots could only dream of having hands this masterfully crafted ✨

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You work with Cybertronians and suddenly you hear this:

Followed by a panicked “OH MY GOD MY DICK FELL OFF!!!”

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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I’M LOSING MY SHIT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?

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what if instead of dark energon making megatron tweak tf out it was just that Good Pussy?

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Yet another iconic Starscream moment. 😂😂

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I did not expect the series to go from Wyatt snuggling with the bots to dark energon zombies to Wyatt being a decorated bovine. Shits while, but I'm morbidly curious on where's this gonna go. Keep up the good work.

ngl i'm just as shocked as you are

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BLESSED AGAIN WOOOOOOOOO

1) I am LIVING for the beef between Arcee and Ravage. It's very well deserved, obviously, but it is grab-the-popcorn worthy.

2) Megan trying to keep his two highest lackeys from fucking each other up [let's be honest, Soundwave would put him twelve meters under] makes so much sense and I love how it gives me similar vibes to when he has to deal either Scream and Dreadwing. He knows exactly the capabilities of his crew, he knows exactly what would occur under the right circumstances, and I'm sure this is gonna bite both he and Scream's ass in the long run but like. Shivers. THAT is a leader who understands the risks of the truth, and THAT is a leader who understands the importance of his underlings' activities and how vital they are to his cause. Magnificent

3) "Yer hip's fucked"

"Yeah no shit sherlock"

I adore this kind of humor. Thank you

4) "This is Rico"

".........I'm Miko"

I can hear the [oh shit] in his brain lmfaoooo

THANK YOUUUU <3<3<3

You are so kind to write this oh my GAWDT. I love this shit and I'm glad you had a great time reading the Episode 5 script--that one was a BITCH to write but the best ones always are.

AND I can't tell you how happy I am about the positive reception to Ravage being an asshole teenager. I'm planning on making her grounder alt-mode her classic feline form at the end of the first season--which I guess would basically make her a Maximal or something.

Thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to read it and then write this. It made my night.

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Send in ur Botmom questions. Im gonna get high af later and will answer em

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Damn episode 5 of Botmom was whack to write but I’m glad y’all are enjoying it!

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TFP BOTMOM EPISODE 5

"make me your Maria, I'm already on my knees." -- from "Bedroom Hymns" by Florence & the Machine

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NSFW under the cut! MINORS DNI!

(COMMISSION) This was a fun one!

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Good God.

The grabbing??? The SQUISH?

Lord have MERCY. That June/Ratchet art is gorgeous.

Ratchet the type of dude who grab a HANDFUL of dat ass

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No question here just quietly sneaking into your ask box so I can infiltrate your storage and eat the amazing artwork you make.

-goblin annon

YOU MAY FEAST TO YOUR HEART'S DESIRE THANK YOU!!

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Wyatt be like

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I rewatched Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and it will never not be funny to me how Wheelie instantly responded to Mikaela talking to him in a soft, sweet voice.

In the movie Bumblebee, Bee also seemed to respond very well to Charlie talking to him in a very gentle tone.

WHICH HAS GIVEN ME THE HEADCANON that Cybertronians actually LOVE when humans talk to them like this. Maybe something about it just sounds nice to their audio receptors and so it drives them to respond to it in a more affectionate way.