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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

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my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

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Thor’s post-battle outfit/armor is so important.

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if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

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3 years later I’m back bitch

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This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

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silly seals from outer space

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Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown

https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/

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not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers

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yep.

Loki being quick, efficient and lethal with his daggers 🗡️ Thor: The Dark World (2013), dir. Alan Taylor

Trust my rage.

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2012-13 AO3 was a beautiful fever dream.

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Loki sketch, inspired by new trailer - I didn’t draw him for a really-really-really long time <3