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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long

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can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

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oh wow i haven't been here in a while. Well hello im logging on to complain. You see, all I want is coffee, a nap, and one full day to myself but, but!! So far, the universe says no!

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"Leave her be", a voice in the darkness interrupts just as the monster is about to sink its teeth into the princess. Both the beast and the maiden turn to look as a man in armour steps from the shadow into the moonlight, drawing his sword. "Let her go", the knight says, "it's me you want."

The monster barely hesitates before shoving the princess away, to rush towards the knight. Falling on her knees on the ground, the princess can only helplessly watch, tears running down her rosy cheeks, as the monster and the knight begin violently making out.

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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

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neon tetras

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i am so easily impressed by trees

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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

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when i was a boy-child i had a friend who was a tomboy and i remember wondering (jealously) why there was no similar word for boy-children who preferred the company of girl-children, who wanted to play as they did, with their songs and their games and their whispered secret languages. there is in fact a word for that, of course, but i don't recall emily ever feeling quite as menaced by "tomboy" as i was by the one they reserved for me

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rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

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Producing the fastest, most expensive and chaotic doorstopper graphic novel of all time by taking a 300 page script, drawing rough character references of all the characters, and then commissioning 300 different artists to draw each page individually with no further context.

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

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grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!