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90% hair and 10% attitude!

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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The thing about growing up with undiagnosed autism is that you’re a bad kid. And you don’t know how to stop being a bad kid. But you’re pedantic, you hate hugs, you’d rather be alone than attend a family gathering, you play by yourself instead of with friends or family, you make mealtime impossible, you can’t even look your parents in the face, you lie to get out of going to school and when you’re there you complete your assignments correctly but in a way that is somehow inherently wrong. You’re wrong. There is something wrong with you and you can’t identify it or fix it. You can’t begin to explain it. You pull for justifications and apologies. You were a bad kid and there was nothing you could do to be better.

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had a really good apple last night and pictured this in the bottom left corner of my brain as i was eating it

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Ok but like Superman having good rep for punk people that, while brief, shows the ideals of punk culture being rooted in standing up for people being persecuted and fighting against the authorities that attack them was not something I was expecting but I’m genuinely so happy about it. Punk people and ideals have been treated like a joke by a lot of mainstream media, but to have a highly successful movie accurately capture it means so much to me. Especially coming from Lois Lane.

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hi guys i just saw superman and i have a lot of thoughts about it but im so happy and excited about it that i cannot gather any of them so please give me time.

in the mean time know that

- i am so glad that we’re letting superheroes be political again

- i saw a rainbow on the way home from the movie and cried

- i did not overhype this movie in my head

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hey guys. i have a HYPER specific interest in strange queer women who are also violent robots

i think syd and trudy would be good friends

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based on this btw

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Hi hi hi! I don't know if you're still taking doodle requests, but if you are. Can we have a Hermie? Pls pls pls pls

thanks for the request!! i can never say no to drawing a hermie

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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glenn is a rocker and a stoner and henry studies rocks and stones this has got to be gay

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just got to e46 the people vs glenn close on my relisten. one thing about glenn close is that he will always love morgan more than nick and you can argue with the wall

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linc comes out as a trans woman and taylor cries on the floor when she wont name herself zelda

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what kind of mental illness makes you attracted to every single game master on account of them being a game master

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Get to the airship!!