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sounds like a plan

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Young overlords ready to paint the neighborhood red.

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Cuddle the hell out of him, Rosie

And do tell everyone

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world’s worst polycule. only one of them is having fun

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source: Portal 2

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Songs

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Vox headcanons pt 2｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

Since people liked the last one

•Back to to the whole internalised homophobia etc, he freaked out the first time he saw Val wear a skirt

•They had a massive argument about it but eventually Vox got over it and he loves whatever Val wears now

•Got banned from playing games with Val and Vel, he always cheats

•Val and Vel do just use Vox as a portable TV though

•Refuses to sleep until he passes out (and causes a blackout across the city as he does)

•Same with eating and generally just taking care of himself

•Worked as a salesman when he was growing up

•"I'll give you my credit card" is his way of apologising

•A sappy drunk, that's all, Val loves to tease him about it but he finds it cute

part 1

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Vox headcanons✧⁠*⁠。

• You know how when you're really high up and you're scared you'll drop your phone? You can't tell me this man isn't afraid of heights, one push and you'll have to pay for his screen change

• When it's really hot, Velvette and Val barge into Vox's room since it has so many fans, bro can't be overheating

• He has really good memory, however try to give him too much information at once and he will be buffering

• Abandonment issues™

• Speaking of, whenever Val and Vox have heated arguments, Val just threatens to leave him to shut Vox up

• Due to his time period, he experienced a lot of internalised homophobia both in his life and a few years after he died before coming to terms with who he is

• Didn't know many sexualities and so Val and Velvette had to sit him down and teach him

• Both Vox and Val help Velvette with her shoots

• Grew up very religious and had a breakdown once he realised he was in hell

• Lied that he is waterproof. He was in fact, not

• Has like a million phones since Val likes to break them

• Adores those crappy reality TV shows

• Once he forced Val to watch it with him and Val got really into it and now once a week they just watch those TV shows together {and scream very loudly about them}, Velvette would normally tell them to shut up but the sight if the voys being genuinely happy together is cute so she just lets them scream

• Was actually alive same time as Alastor for a bit {sorta canon? Since Alastor died in 1933, Vox in 1950 and according to the wiki Vox is around 30/40} and enjoyed listening to him on the radio

• Had a stutter as a kid, whenever he glitches it reminds him of that

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i thought of this and it made me laugh until it hurt, and that's all that matters i think.

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VELVETTE♥️

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me omw to make the sappiest most tooth-rotting fluff for the most toxic villain ship on earth (for staticmoth week day 4 - stargazing)

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one way broadcast am i right

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what if this is his hobby?

based on this post:

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Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo

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motherfucker was this bitch broadcasting the whole time ?!