#platonic radiorose

[elsa-fogen]

Dance with Radio Demon

Lilith was forsing him into dancing with her. She was trying to make him want her and never let him have it, but Alastor just...isn't into that, and Lilith is kinda confused. Al could consider it a win, but he'd prefer never had this situation at all

And now some comfort...

Soo... yeah. I want to traumatize him as much as posible and then give him comfort with Rosie. They are literally everything.....

[sadcathehe]

[cosqf]

the besties all dressed up ✨

dialogue from this wonderful fanfic, definitively check it out!

[ocelot-t]

[sketchyface]

They are BFFs that are married

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Last year, I married my best friend.

Charlie: Aww!

Alastor: Lucifer is still mad about it, but Rosie and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

[jelly-brain]

Wouldn't it be cute if Rosie wore hair curlers? My grandma used to and her hair looked similar to hers.

Aww thanks for the sweet idea!

...and it will be used Al's small vengence

[eatmyson]

lunch date

[asmodeus-682]

Some wholesome headcanons

1. Zestial's only form of technology he owns aside from kitchen appliances is a radio that Alastor gave him.

2. Alastor will sometimes borrow Zestial's clothes while Rosie is mending his suit.

3. Charlie has a collection of history books to better understand the different time periods her friends are from.

4. Alastor's mother tells her friends in heaven about her son and how much of a gentleman he is, despite knowing Alastor was a serial killer after her death.

5. Angel Dust and Husk play simple card games together as a pass-time.

6. St Peter, Emily, Sir Pentious, Molly and Alastor's Mother are all friends. Peter and Al's mother are the parents of the group.

7. Vaggie did meet Alastor's mother during her days in heaven, she still doesn't realise this yet.

8. Lucifer has handmade plush ducks made to look like they're dressed like the other high up angels (Gabriel, Micheal ect)

9. Despite being scared of fire, Zestial always offers to light campfires when camping with his friends

10. Charlie knew Zestial as a kid, mostly due to him being close with Lucifer. He used to babysit her on rare occasions.

11. Rosie and Alastor considered marrying each other to avoid people hitting on Alastor, however they dropped the idea because Rosie knew she can't stay committed to marriages (not in the sense that she'd cheat, more that she'd get bored and kill her husband)

[whatthefuxkkk]

"Trans Alastor doesn't make sense" no it doesn't, but the idea of Rosie chopping his tits off with a cleaver is really really funny you guys

[elsa-fogen]

Alastor drwing

so i made a post with my headcanon about Alastor and his drwings...

Great Alastor, the Prophet. He's so proud of himself, look at him

Hazbins and Alastor's drawings. Also Alastor has a shrimp drawing pose

Niffty's getting illustration for her action nc-21 fanfiction from her favorite artist - this girl is now in heaven, and she didn't even need redemption

Find yourself someone who will react on your art the same way Niffty's reacting in Alastor's art...

The real reason why Alastor used to be friends with Vox - tv man liked his drawings.

And this is why their friendship ended - weird, obscure and sometimes fetish requests from Vox... And maybe some other reasons, but it's not about those now

[deadlyashesart]

Dear RadioRose committee, I come to you with a humble request for a fanfiction, please hear me out.

A Rosie-centric fanfiction where Rosie, during Alastor's 7 year absence, becomes sick with worry due to him leaving without a word to anyone. (Perfect opportunity for the Rosie angst. There is so little Rosie angst, I need more.)

Also, a chapter where Alastor finally returns, only to spend most of his time at the hotel, barely ever visiting his dear friend Rosie. She tries her best to keep her emotions contained, but seeing your best friend disappear for 7 years just for him to return and barely talk to you does something to someone.

If there is any fanfic like this, please send it to me I'M BEGGING YOU...

Edit: I wrote it... You should totally read it... (It's not finished yet, more to come!!)

[cosqf]

i like to think one of the first things Alastor did after coming back was visiting Rosie right away <3 gotta see the bestie

[ocelot-t]

Unfortunately, I don't have the opportunity to finish any of the drawings, but I have a couple of quick sketches

[sketchyface]

Can’t stop thinking about Alastor letting Rosie eat him cuz he trusts her

Fuck sex! Let Rosie gently cannibalise Alastor, pussies!

Edit: Continuation!

[hype-blue-fixation]

Hi Blue! Your incredible! If you’re taking suggestions for AI maybe lee Alastor getting his ribs specifically tickled by Rosie? I feel like that’s a bad spot for him lol! Let me know your thoughts! :)

It is DEATH. Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Was it worth it? I think so. Sorry if anything sounds off, but otherwise enjoy Alastor getting absolutely wrecked by the only person who's allowed to do it.