boyfailurecharliekelly

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keyboards just make sense to me man i get them yknow :D

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I’ve made myself nostalgic for a time when I was barely old enough to walk

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charden | “don’t handle me with care”

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i do enjoy that it’s called “it’s always sunny in philadelphia” and the entire title sequence is shot at night

—glenn howerton, the always sunny podcast (2022)

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charden | “don’t handle me with care”

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i like to think dennis stayed at dee’s after the dog track ☹️🩵

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incoherent dog track thoughts

• something interesting about Dennis saying “my sister and I” as opposed to “me and my sister” something about putting her safety first as opposed to just dragging her along with what he wants

• “my sister and I” is grammatically correct but it’s also far more formal so something about Dennis still trying to remain classy even in a time of such desperation

• Frank had a habit of promising his children class and elegance and replacing it with the complete opposite. He turned Dennis into a prostitute under the false believe that he was a male companion for classy women that like going for fancy dinners etc and also ruining their time at the pool in Mac and Charlie: White Trash

• I think Dennis stayed at Dee’s apartment and Charlie stayed at Mac’s. Charlie sitting with Frank on the way there and not on the way back is very telling

• Dennis thinking about himself and winning his money back while still trying to maintain dignity but not letting his desires impact Dee vs Dee continuing to constantly throw Dennis under the bus in exchange for the smallest ounce of approval while also degrading herself for the bare minimum

• Dennis both eating and masturbating a dog against his will when him being a dog hater is an established part of his character is so upsetting to me especially as even if he doesn’t like dogs he’d never actually harm one like I can’t help but think about him saying “don’t kick it” even to Charlie’s imaginary pet dog in the gang goes to hell

• Self indulgent but RCG proving me right with how badly people mix up Mac and Dennis and their issues with food like everyone thinks Dennis is this disciplined health freak that starves himself all the time only for him to be excited about pimento cheese sandwiches and mint julep cocktails not understanding why on earth anyone would want to deprive themselves of comfort and pampering meanwhile people have this god-awful perception that Mac is some human trashcan stereotype just because he put on weight for one season in spite of him being his healthiest and most confident DURING that season and has been rendered with undiagnosed orthorexia which is even clearer with the whole raw dogging thing

• Dee broadcasting the video of Dennis and the dog to the entire room and Dennis getting nervous and hesitant aka another example of Dennis not wanting to be filmed because footage is always used against him

• Mac saying “we really need to find a way to exit Frank” at the end of Thought Leadership is interesting to me too

• Frank fascinates me because we don’t actually get any reason behind his thought process or why he hates his children so much or why he continues to torment them like there are constant inside looks into the minds of the other four but we never get that from him and I think that’s why he’s the most evil

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pay me biiiitch-hahAAAA 👅

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no mere mortal tools can capture his beauty but I did my best with a 2b pencil

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Gf has me watching it’s always sunny

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You aren't slick Dennis you little freak, we see you demonstrating that value...

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charmacden + doing bumps 🤧

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Audio of the latter part of the Fall Out Boy rant:

Lines cut from airing:

Dee: YEAH FALL OUT OF EVERYTHING

Charlie: FALL OUT OF OUR FUCKING LIVES IS RIGHT YOU FALL OUT PIECES OF SHIT

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sunny 17 in thirteen minutes. locked out of twitter so can’t talk about it with the oomfs. just posted my trash twins timeline so that i can add 2025 once this season is complete. haven’t been this giddy with anticipation about a live-watch since Glenn’s 2018 return. so much love in my heart for the show and all the sunny friends its given me both irl and online. my EIGHTH live watch!!!! i’m stressed. i’ve smoked like 4 cigarettes in the past 20 mins. HAPPY SUNNY 17 DAY <3

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party rockers in the pub tonighttt

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Charlie Kelly stuck in a glue trap