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my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

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Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:

Fiction is not reality.

You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.

No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.

No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.

You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.

Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.

The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.

Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.

Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.

You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.

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Apritello week

Day 6: Romantic at heart, Dumb of ass

Day 1 > Day 2 > Day 3 > Day 4 > Day 5 > Day 6 > Day 7

No nice human were harmed during the tsunami process, only a little wet

Cryptid au in collab with @fauxinsox

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It's Old Man Hour.

Tell me all your Splinter/Lou Jitsu/Hamato Yoshi head canons.

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How to catch a Rise fan:

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Eeeeehehehehhehe

Thank you all for 15k views on Fanon, this is so great! 💫

I'm working on a new chapter, thank you for waiting. Here are some spoilers. 💙

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Thanks for the tag @bluemooneagle01 , I'm starting from the og post cause it was getting a little long lol.

Fav colour: Blues🌊 and greens🌱 probably. I like wearing blue but I like decorating my house in green.

Last song you listened too: Tiguidou Pack-Sack by La Bottine Souriante. I was feeling a little nostalgic and that CD was one my grandma gifted me way back in grade 6. Still slaps lol.

Currently reading: I'm Sorry, Teenage Mutant What Now? by @tangledinink

Currently watching: The Apothecary Diaries, amongst others.

Currently craving: Panda Express. @bluemooneagle01 mentioned Chinese food and now I'm craving it, too. So thanks for that lol.

Coffee or tea:

Coffee starts my day and tea ends it, why must we pit two bad bitches against each other all the time?

Tagging @likablemuffin @snowbriar @leonrose and @tangledinink since I mentioned them earlier lol

Get to know your mutuals!

Coping with some shit rn and being tagged by @atlasspade honestly helps! Thank you very much!

Favorite Color: Yellow and periwinkle blue and do not make me choose between the two

Last Song You Listened To: I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes) by The 1975

Currently Reading: The Odyssey. I know, I mentioned reading it like two months ago, it's going slow.

Currently Watching: Another comfort piece... Ugly Betty

Currently Craving: hugs and reassurance

Coffee or Tea: Black tea

Don't be a stranger <3 @lilsnatch @pinkberrytea @mercymaker @steel-valiant @not-those-kids and @song-writer-melo-wrath (even though I have a feeling I know answers lmao)

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sometimes you gotta

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I will never get over how Leo's voice actor looks and dresses exactly how I would image an irl Donnie to, and Donnie's voice actor looks and dresses like an irl Leo.

If you asked me to guess who voiced who based on ANY photo of the cast I would 100% get those two wrong every. single. time.

ROTTMNT Voice Cast.

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sometimes you gotta

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still thinking about them. im chewing glass

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Ok can we just talk about how they’re making lemonade like it’s grape juice and Raph is squeezing out the lemon juice via stomping on said lemons with his bare feet.

Also I find it cute that they added the detail that they didn’t spell Lemonade right.

I like to think that sense they where in the sewers splinter just kept changing clothes to pretend to be different customers so that they didn’t get disappointed.

I also just realized that there charging 25 dollars for it XD

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Baby boy deserves all the hugs

That part of the Rottmnt fandom (including me) with raph 🏃‍♀️

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I am verifiable insane, so just keep that in mind whenever I agree with you

everytime someone agrees with me, this reinforces the notion that I am sane and what I have to say is relevant. This is unfortunately untrue but y’all seem hellbent on convincing me otherwise

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A Medically Accurate Analysis of the ROTTMNT Movie - Masterpost

With the help of an ER Nurse with multiple years in her field, this is a Masterpost for an analysis on the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie on what their injuries would be were the movie seen through a realistic lens. These injuries were figured out through hours of research into the movie and injuries that could come from certain attacks, and were proofread by an EMT who said it was accurate.

This post is dedicated to the angst lovers, artists, and writers out there who enjoy being realistic or accurate in their depictions of injuries and ailments. This is for you <3

Each character's injury list has a timestamp and description of the event that caused their injuries.

And at long last, the posts.

Rules - The 'rules' of the analysis

Benefit(s) of the Doubt - Caveats, so I can excuse how Leo's somehow alive

Leo’s Injuries

Donnie’s Injuries

Raph’s Injuries

Mikey’s Injuries

April’s Injuries

Casey Jr’s Injuries

Splinter’s Injuries

Brain Injuries

DISCLAIMER: Injuries are impossible to accurately predict, as this is both in a fictional setting and the fact that the same event could give different injuries to different people depending on many, many factors. These are theories.

Reblogs would be much appreciated, I’ve spent weeks working on this analysis between my jobs and schoolwork, and working around the schedule of professionals and their own schedules!!

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He’s got the spirit.

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Yes exactly!

To make this about turtles for a minute: I don't like tcest. I will never read nor engage with tcest content.

But I will fight to the death for peoples right to make, write, post, and consume tcest to their weird little heart's desire!