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Oh wait there's a spare animatronic suit I'll hide there

Guys help I'm in a haunted kids pizza place where can I hide

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Guys help I'm in a haunted kids pizza place where can I hide

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More examples of Gen Z and Gen X bouncing off each other and pretty much having exactly the same vibe

Me: People need to ban me from language

Mom: I'll be right back and then you can horrify me.

2 mins later

Mom: Aight

Me: I won't stop spamming my chats with gnussy

Mom: Is that that Gnome pussy?

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My mom: well THATS a horrid abomination

Me: What, the Muppet argument?

Mom: No, "fried pickle ranch".

Me: ... Is that a chip flavor?

Mom: Yep.

Me: ... I mean I can understand dipping fried pickles INTO ranch, but why make it a chip flavor?

Mom: They think ANYTHING can be a chip flavor!

Me: That's not how chips work!

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Just found out I have an

✨Iron deficiency haha✨

So now I take

✨Iron supplements✨

And

✨Multivitamins, haha✨

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Happy pride month!! Remember to drink water, eat, take ur meds and steal somebody's kneecaps.

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When I either haven't slept enough or have just taken my melatonin, I speak in Quality Chaos And Bullshit™

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"Be realistic"

"That's just how life is"

FUCK THAT MY LIFE IS MINECRAFT AND IM PLAYING ON CREATIVE MODE BOIIIIIIII

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Misread your username as “breadsona” and spent a minute wondering when the sona-making transferred from furries to wheat products

LMFAO YKNOW WHAT IMMA DRAW SOMETHING BASED ON THIS

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Sidenote: if anyone's wondering why Chaotic is capitalized, my autocorrect is responsible for that. I tried to make it stop. It wouldn't. I do not have the energy to un-capitalize it so we are just gonna leave it how it is.

If yall are ever wondering where millennials and Gen Zers got our crazy, Chaotic sense of humor from, because it sure as hell wasn't from the uptight-ass boomers, may I direct your attention to our parents Chaotic generation, Gen X, who everyone seems to forget about.

Me, a Gen Z girl, and my mom, a Gen Xer, had this interaction in the kitchen.

My mom: *washing the dishes from dinner*

Me: *Takes bag of cereal out of the box, pours it into a glass mug, when I suddenly remember a funny post from tumblr and start laughing at it*

My mom: *looks over to see what's so funny* That is NOT how you pour cereal!

Me, laughing; I AM A VESSEL FOR C H A O S

My mom: You're a MESSEL for chaos! Hey, child of Eris, clean your mess up! And put the bag back in the box! IT LIKES ITS SKIN. It looks naked without it!

Me: *still dying of laughter*

My mom: I BET YOU SHAVE MUPPETS TOO

Me: NO MUPPET IS SAFE FROM M E

My mom, horrified: DONT SHAVE MUPPETS

Me: *sits down with my glass mug of cereal, eating while laughing*

My mom: NO LAUGHING WHILE EATING

Me: *laughs harder*

I then proceeded to torture my stepbrother by calling the cereal box cereal skin, to which he responded "NO" several times.

To make this even more Chaotic, a PM Seymour Tumblr video was playing in the background, so we were already subliminally picking up on the chaos. So yeah have fun with this!

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If yall are ever wondering where millennials and Gen Zers got our crazy, Chaotic sense of humor from, because it sure as hell wasn't from the uptight-ass boomers, may I direct your attention to our parents Chaotic generation, Gen X, who everyone seems to forget about.

Me, a Gen Z girl, and my mom, a Gen Xer, had this interaction in the kitchen.

My mom: *washing the dishes from dinner*

Me: *Takes bag of cereal out of the box, pours it into a glass mug, when I suddenly remember a funny post from tumblr and start laughing at it*

My mom: *looks over to see what's so funny* That is NOT how you pour cereal!

Me, laughing; I AM A VESSEL FOR C H A O S

My mom: You're a MESSEL for chaos! Hey, child of Eris, clean your mess up! And put the bag back in the box! IT LIKES ITS SKIN. It looks naked without it!

Me: *still dying of laughter*

My mom: I BET YOU SHAVE MUPPETS TOO

Me: NO MUPPET IS SAFE FROM M E

My mom, horrified: DONT SHAVE MUPPETS

Me: *sits down with my glass mug of cereal, eating while laughing*

My mom: NO LAUGHING WHILE EATING

Me: *laughs harder*

I then proceeded to torture my stepbrother by calling the cereal box cereal skin, to which he responded "NO" several times.

To make this even more Chaotic, a PM Seymour Tumblr video was playing in the background, so we were already subliminally picking up on the chaos. So yeah have fun with this!

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Guys-

So I'm a musician right

If I started posting cosplay music covers to a YouTube channel would you guys watch that? I was thinking of doing the vocaloid Onibi series for Halloween (I've loved that since I was about 11).

Thoughts and opinions?

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YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIT

There’s a part of me compelled to make a video that shows everything else I’ve been doing besides reading them silly lil tumblr posts on YouTube.

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fuck it, i'm asking. all ppl can say is no, right?

as usual, if you can't help, pass it along. if you don't want to, feel free to scroll on by.

that said, disabled Black woman here, needing your support.

i've got like $2 in the bank rn, and about $75 worth of bills to pay through the rest of the month. anything you can send would be helpful.

$cupkaek

i'm sorry to always be asking.

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To all the trans women: why are you so cute like holy shit

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I love boobs

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