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So i am heading to bed and it’s a busy summer but yes still got hand aches but I turned 30 last weekend hopefully you all are having it awesome.
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I just wanted to say that I was told that I looked 7 years younger than what I actually am and that they were in a brief denial that I was turning 30. I still got my youthful looks
This happened in a board game session, I can’t still believe how people always get my age confused. Guess it’ll change once I turn 40.
Hope you all have a wonderful time just felt like posting.
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So I had another dream and this one well hot alien horror. Imagine lovecraft vibes I do apologise for the gross imagery if you aren’t fan of alien themed and egg laying I don’t suggest reading this and rap vibes fair warning. Idk why I dreamed this story but here goes.
So the story begins with me offering a spare room for rent we’d car pool towards university and get to know each other. She was from America studying literature and a massive Lord of the ring fan and her name was Brit Olivia. She had a black hair medium size breast decent curves but small in size (narrators description). So I lived in a flat in a small town and basically knew every scumbag who wants to use women for all the benefits and when ever I walked in her with one, I was allowed to toss them out. It was under our roommate contract that it was ok to bring guys in as long they weren’t looking for one night stand or just using her to set up parties at our place. I just don’t want to be the rock whenever her heart was broken or deal with complaining neighbours.
After the last guy I tossed down the stairs and dropped kicked him he tried getting back up. I dragged him down 3 floors and threw him down the curb. I get back up and Brit and I hit it off for a weeks but we had to finish our final projects and prep up for exams. And things got weird when I came home with a woman who was tall blonde and a hour glass figure she was called Alley always wearing a smile and sometimes didn’t blink often, quite pale like snow white. She had this eerie aura like ethereal vibes. And she is my gf and I am acting as if nothing has happened kinda like in trance state. Alley would always say that I was nice and sweet and held on to me when ever someone around and it obviously made Brit upset but I calmed things down because she didn’t have much options when it came for fair priced rent.
(Next part is very blurry in my mind)
Brit was offered to live rent free if she part take activities once a week. I had dropped out of university and started a social media company as we head for the basement Alley was already down. Brit asked what we were about to do. I replied saying “Well Alley and I we are in love… but uhm…” Brit jaw slapped my shoulder. “What is the matter with you!” I jolt but very stiffed. “Look I know it sounds awful but Alley can’t cook with her oven… and since we already had done it before…” Brit stopped calling me out and I spat out. “It was her idea and believes that you’re the only one for this to work as we can trust you.” Brit says why not get a surrogate mother. “Well you are like family to us. After you have been with us since day one and we don’t want you to be in debt and no one needs to know okay?” I placed my hand on her shoulder and with desperate expression. It has been awhile since I looked normal or emotional. Brit whimpers and hugs me “Ok promise that you will be there the whole way through?” I nod saying that I promise. We head back towards the basement where we are greeted by Alley lying on a mattress wearing a skimpy and revealing night dress beckoning us to come inside. The door closes behind us.
(The reveal)
“Come on Brit don’t be shy I won’t do you no harm…” Alley on her knees grabbed Brit by her wrists gently pulling her closer. “That’s it… good girl…” Brit gulps “Thought I was going to do it with BM… (that is my name for future reference) Alley replies quickly “Yes but it was my idea and I want to participate while doing it… lets get to know each other…” As she said that Alley had already covered Brits mouth and kisses her deeply. I start stripping and removing Brits clothes. I lean behind her holding around her waist, mean while Alley makes out with Brit and before she notices her breast feels funny. She opens her eyes and Alleys body has lines forming and opens up revealing plant like texture in the gaps as a puff of spore bursts out of her body and onto Brit. Alleys breasts open up like flowers and wraps around Brits breasts. Brit tries squirming but became more tired and started to moan. I enter Brit after Alleys legs wrapped around her and enter her womb and opens of for my grand entrance.
Before I came Alley had planned eggs inside Brit which began to grow upon seeded. I kept going through out the night and Brits belly was like carrying qua triplets after 9 months becoming a drooling mess. I was ordered to let us rest. The next day Brit muffled scream was heard after me returning to the basement. “Ah you’re a wake…” Brit was unable to move as her bloated belly was bigger then her body at this point and still wrapped up with Alley who has taken the form of mixture between plant growth on her body and with clothing. I explained that Alley was an alien planning on repopulating here on earth but her eggs couldn’t be seeded here on earth as she had attempted many times until she figured that she needed a species that has adapted to the environment and use their womb. She had picked me as the seed doner as previous men had feared her and well brains couldn’t withstand her brain waves. Brit was still panicking I pat her head. “Relax tomorrow you will give birth to thousands of our offspring you should save your strength for that. Needless to say that didn’t calm her down and puff another burst of spores gets into her system. I railed her like an animal and made her grow bigger and bigger the room was almost full of her belly which had the same glow as Alley. She was huffing and puffing from the relentless grinding and breeding and faints. I leave her be-and head back upstairs.
The next day I arrived when she gave birth. The eggs were like melon shaped no bigger than soccer balls. First few took some time but it rapidly went out as it went faster with every egg drop. Moaning and flailing Brit was unable to contain herself. The whole room was covered in eggs and goo from which I could guess mixture of cum and alien fluids. Alley reforms back into human form biting her lips and starts hugging the eggs. “Tomorrow they will hatch!” I gleefully hug her. “And tomorrow we will deploy them…” Brit looks confused and tired groaning feeling powerless. “The hell are you doing here…” Alley gladly replied explaining that she could not just repopulate as her offsprings would mature within a day and thus would raise a lot of questions and eventually reveal her alien nature. So through out our network our children would marry big influencers through the dark web and well brainwash them or inherit their belongings and move onto the next guy. Brit was offered a chance to leave and clear her memory of this but to my surprise she refused and joined our cause.
This weekly routine went on for years Brit gave birth again and again and every time she began blushing and smiling throughout the process. She even stayed long after graduation and wrote novels. At some point after some family reunion Alley started to become jealous of parenting. So she suggested that me and Brit have 1 together but me and Alley would raise I began to twitch saying that I don’t know if Brit would want that. Alley stroked my cheek saying that she would convince her to do so.
When I get back home from a overviewing of our global take over we had at least 10 girls in every country and had high finances. I went to Brits room seeing them both sitting on the bed Brit is agreeing to something but before I could ask feeling a struggle against the mind control trying to tell Brit to get away from Alley. Alleys body wrapped around Brits warping their bodies together giggling. “BM we are finally one we can have your child and raise it like the others.” She gets up towering over me she had huge curves and k cup sized breast dangling and leaking glowing milk. “This isn’t right…” I said trying to step back how ever I tripped. Feeling my legs getting pulled back into the room towards them with an extended arm. I tried fighting back but they pulled my head into their cleavage. It was hard to think and their thighs rattled opening up revealing Brits lady parts. “Why so stressed nothing has changed you are just getting both of us…” it was warm but cold at the same time. Brits and Alley speaks in unison until merging into one voice. “BM you can call us Britney we love you… you’re so sweet and so nice~” Unable to fight back this human alien merger I close my eyes. Once opened again I see them sitting on the sofa with a big belly stroking it. The belly and thighs were the only parts not covered in Alley but had plant tears by the outlines of it. They said. “It’s twins BM… and we are going to raise it well…” The last memory from the dream was water breaking and giving birth and me holding an human child with random glowing spots crying and with me saying that it was beautiful.
Fin
Thanks for reading idk what possessed me of both dreaming this and writing but I hope that it was an interesting reading.
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I am still recovering but I had a weird dream like kinda stupidly unbelievable some parts. So it’s 2 different episodes.
Episode one:
I was at a green black interior bar sitting alone on a corner table which was rounded. I had sat down and out of the blue a group of women sat and they all had the same dress pale white with an orange tone. They asked what is up and why I was alone and apologised as they didn’t noticed me and already had that table in mind. Looking awkward I just said “not much just waiting for my buds and they are late.” Inner monologue “like 30 minutes late”. One of them asked if I was single. I said yes and I am not looking (blurry memory) one of them said that I was staring at their boobs and I said “No just was looking at your direction why would I have to was watch boobs it is just breasts” And I smacked my chest. And out of the blue I was being bombarded with questions on what was my relationship cryptonite. I remember my last question “Well if it’s not boobs, ass or height nor horny vibes what is it?” The women all eager out of curiosity idk why. I look up and ponder then said “If I had to guess it would be intimacy.” And one of them crawls over and says “Let’s test that theory.” And she starts kissing me, my eyes widen from the shock I and I try go for pushing her off but when she pauses I just wrap my arm and kept going and things got heated and her friends left the table. We went to her place and it was intense (memory blur). I woke up making breakfast and complementing her she giggled but had an awkward look on her. I get up fully dressed and asked her in the hall. “Well it was a wonderful night so wanna go for a date tonight?” After a bit of back and forward going for date she says “Listen I don’t think I can go for something serious when you said you were not looking I thought that was what you meant.” I went “Oh ok I get that yeh sorry about that.” She said that I was amazing but she wasn’t ready. I stepped backwards and said “Thank you for the evening and thank you for boosting my confidence and I think you should not feel bad about shooting me down I just hope that we both find the one.” I turned around and fade to black.
(I find that story cheesy and unbelievable but wholesome cringy)
Episode 2:
A big booty busted blond lady sat on my lap and complains about me have a boner and going back and forward leading up for a bouncing gaming session I am cutting of awkward convo plus debonerzing subjects because people come here to be turned on. And then I wake up and I was unable to dream again.
So yeh weird semi erotic dreams and I can’t use my hands do to medical condition so I decided to type it here
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I will have to apologise again I went through a redo on my surgery so not going to active again hopefully you all will get a lovely summer.
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Thought about rebloging this saw some one else have a copies version of though pink was I found you unattractive and I find that be funny.
But regardless if you’re opinion is negative and positive I will still enjoy it.
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
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Wild idea preggo ray gun just imagine getting pregnant by a single beam and the belly and curves growing bigger by the second.
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Do you prefer endlessly filling milky tits, a bottomless womb to be filled by you, or both~?
Do you prefer breathing, or having skin, or both???

I cant think of a reason I would ever not say both~
Artist: SteelyBird
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It gets bigger p-p beautiful…





God I wish hyperpreg was real, Id be trying to make girlies this big at l e a s t
Well… now that I think about it…..
Im pretty sure she can get bigger~ 🤍🤍🤍
Artist: gorn4288
#big breasts#big belly#huge belly#huge breasts#gigantic belly#gigantic breasts#fav#most fav#art#very nice#extra thick
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Mmmmm hyperpreg
The original artist for this piece is unknown. I found it off some dumbass scamming people trying to get them to pay for an “adoptable” like this one.
Let it be known far and wide, if you steal art and pass it off as your own, especially to turn a profit, I will kill you outright
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💀💀💀
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Amazing angle

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So milky and mindless, you want to be just like her
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