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Picture-winged Leaf Moth (Glanycus coendersi), family Thyrididae, Pahang, Malaysia
photograph by David Fischer
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charge nurse dana evans + her helping hands
"Sometimes the gestures would be small—like bringing me a warm blanket when I had a scan. When they wrapped me in that cozy material, I felt like somebody cared about me and I could handle anything. I later told The Pitt writers about that, and in one of the scenes, I slip in and put a warm blanket around someone's feet who is really struggling. That was based on my own experience." - Katherine LaNasa
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Chapter 26 of GO Sailing AU, Anchored - On an Even Keel (only the epilogue to go)

And we arrive at the end of the race we were introduced to in the first chapter. What's ahead for our bois? It all wraps up on Tuesday with the epilogue. So grateful to everyone's encouragement during the scary process of posting my first human au. If you've been waiting for the fic to finish, now is a safe time to hope onboard. Details below. And, if you are hooked on sailing stories, I'd be thrilled to have you along when I post my next fic, Buddy Boating (I expect to begin posting next month). It will be a low-angst story in which Azira and Toni are single-handed women sailors. Oh, and they have more than a single brain cell between them). It's sweet and a little spicy. Subscribe to get notifications when I start posting. And for those of you unfamiliar with Anchored... Anchored (68608 words) by CuriousPupsicle Chapters: 26/27 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Maggie/Nina (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Nina (Good Omens), Maggie (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Brian (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Pepper (Good Omens), Wensleydale (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Original Characters, Furfur (Good Omens), Shax (Good Omens), Josh (Good Omens), Ms Cheng (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Sailing, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, But not really enemies more like rivals, Boat puns, Slow Burn, Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Sexism, Strong Aziraphale (Good Omens), Strong Female Characters, Sailboat Racing, Sailboat cruising, Crowley is Good With Kids (Good Omens), Aziraphale is Good With Kids (Good Omens), sorry-the burn is so slow glaciers have formed lakes faster, Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), Tattooed Aziraphale (Good Omens), Light Angst, Fluff and Angst, Miscommunication, Developing Relationship Summary: Anthony J. Crowley has it all. He's captain of the world-class sailing yacht Hellish and famous for his daring, viral stunts. Sponsored by the wealthy fashion empire Scratch, Crowley can't spend his earnings fast enough. And fans throng wherever he appears. Why does it no longer feel like enough? Does it have anything to do with Aziraphale Fell, his rival in the upcoming Bilton & Scaggs Round the World Classic Sailboat Race?
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#i love when people#mess up their metaphors#in religion#boy you look stupid#my dad dragged me to church once as an adult#and it was much the same#with airplane metaphors#that did not land#lolol get it#sorry bye#sadly that time it seemed like#the audience was eating it up tho
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I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.
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On a Storyteller's Night - Chap 20
Mystery Jizz Chap 20! Well over halfway, so celebrating with an actual post. All the endless gratitude to @paperclipninja for the beta and cheering, and thank you @goodomensafterdark for being fab as always!
Rating: E
CW/TW for this chap: Mentions of animal death and mental health stuff. Check dropdown on AO3 for more info.
Excerpt under cut:
The trap works.
The front door lurches open and Aziraphale enters, flushed and beaming and brandishing a dead thing. He wipes his muddy boots (the hiking boots. He's given up on the Oxfords, it seems) and hoists the rabbit proudly by one of its limp hind legs. It's a skinny thing. Probably wouldn't have survived the winter anyway, Crowley tells himself.
"It worked just as you said," Aziraphale says, beaming some more. It’s not the soft, glowy smile that Crowley fell in love with. This one is different. Proud and unabashed. Unhindered by propriety. Devilish, almost smug, as if Aziraphale has just played a grand trick on nature and got away with it. Crowley thinks that nature will probably have the last laugh. Continue reading on AO3.
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I feel I must mention Toni Jaw-Dropping Crowley Needs a Husband wherein it changes more than daily.
“Crowley, my dear,” Aziraphale says, kissing both of her cheeks. “What does the J stand for today?”
Grinning and chewing with her mouth open, Crowley makes gleeful eye contact, raising her eyebrows. “Jorts.”
Okay but am I the only one that thinks they missed a great joke opportunity when it comes to Anthony "It's just a J" Crowley? They should have had him make up a random J name every time he introduced himself.
"My name is Anthony Jedidiah Crowley."
"I thought your middle name was Jason?"
"Jordan Crowley."
"I'm sorry?"
"Call me Jessica."
"Please leave."
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under communism, all porn will feature switching
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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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I think if I do nothing else on this earth than make people feel a little more loved in a time where they felt alone then ive served my purpose well
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New fic (chapter 1/4)! This one is a collab between myself, @isiaiowin, and @heretic1103 for the @do-it-with-style-events Strongly Worded Notes event.
Inferno Media Group has just acquired the Celestia editing house. Sparks fly between Aziraphale Fell and Anthony Crowley - before they have even met face-to-face. Will the mandatory teambuilding retreat help them overcome their professional differences? This story is told entirely in corporate emails, diary entries, passive-aggressive kitchen notes, and text messages.
Thank you also to @brightstrangeworld for the beta and loki_slytherin for the Brit-pick.
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if i go to silent hill and there arent any of those thotty little nurse binbos trying to stab me im fucking stealing shit
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