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GROWN MEN!! IN THE YEAR 2025!! STOP MAKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND ORDER YOUR SANDWICH FOR YOU!! SHE IS NOT YOUR MOTHER!
#on my lunch break rn#it’s not even that big of an issue it’s just like#brother you’re a grown man#you can order for yourself buddy#I don’t care that you’re getting a vanilla mocha I just want to take your money#brick collector
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My current favorite bit is pretending I’ve never heard of the Beatles
#works best when the Beatles are brought up casually#so it’s not a very common bit#but it is so fun#Beatles???#are they on Spotify? I’ve never heard of them!#the Beatles#?#never heard of them!#do they have any good songs?#John Paul George and Ringo#idkkkk sounds a little generic to me
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The T in lgbt is also for thespian
#brick collector#trans rights are human rights#don’t forget that besties#lesbian gay buseldal thespian
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Used sourdough even (DID NOT USE BLACK BEANS THEY ARE UNRELATED)
Baking cookies lets goo
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Just invented this new thing called timemaxxing it’s where I make the most of my time
#hashtag me when I take my adhd meds#adhd#brick collector#I find this funnier than it actually is I’m sure#the irony#is that I stopped work to post this#so I’m actively not timemaxxing
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Maroon 5 cover band called red 40
#brick collector#personal blog#I’m too proud of this joke#just told it to multiple regulars#none of them thought it was as funny a#as I did#maroon 5#red 40
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Boobs end pants start
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My new job is fine except I have to treat historic furniture in ways that make me go a little bit crazy
Slowly showing my boss the proper way to clean antiques :)
#brick collector#I am now working many a job#but the primary? ish?#is a farm to table inne#that was formerly an antique store inne#and was built in the 1840s !#I might write a substack about it#bc it’s such a good example of a big house little house back house barn#that has been renovated many times over the years!#and primarily uses furniture from the turn of the century!#which is pretty neat#I so badly miss my museum work#there is a part of me that feels hollow#but I am trying to remind myself#that there are so many avenues of history to explore!#I was just asked to help evaluate and sell a private collection!!#which is epic!!#anywho love you all#thanks for reading my essay of tags
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Home alone gonna drink a glass of wine and watch a show I’ve already seen multiple times while needlefelting tiny little tomatoes
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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
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Posting this bc I love this outfit idk WHY I said shoes like that oop
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Currently working 7 days a week let’s see how long it takes for me to go bonkers!!!!
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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
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I am eating a delicious cheesy meal surely this will not hurt me bc I am pure of heart
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Working part time at a cafe - an older guy came in today with a cool seaweed hat and I, like a normal person, said cool seaweed hat!
He then proceeded to tell me about this powder he makes (that they’ve tested on cows?????) that will give me all of my necessary minerals, finishing off by telling me that it’s VERY good for my breast health
Then he gave me some of the powder
My guy you’ve gotta work on your pitch but I guess I have mysterious seaweed powder now
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WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE HAS HUMAN LIPS
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