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oh my baby tumblr what did they do to you?!

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a missed opportunity for droolry

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this is mostly a joke

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it’s been 53 seconds and that guy has already liked that post…. are we all okay?

this is kinda random but i feel like my tumblr fyp has been indoctrinating me into finding richard harmon hot bc one random post abt him popped up like 2 weeks ago and i liked it and now every 7 posts is richard harmon and at first i thought he has ugly but he’s starting to become hot to me all thanks to this guy @tjwritesfanfics

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this is kinda random but i feel like my tumblr fyp has been indoctrinating me into finding richard harmon hot bc one random post abt him popped up like 2 weeks ago and i liked it and now every 7 posts is richard harmon and at first i thought he has ugly but he’s starting to become hot to me all thanks to this guy @tjwritesfanfics

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Challengers (2024) + trivia

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Pop of Color

(divider by @cafekitsune)

@acutely-autistic

@themultifanshipper thank you once again

It didn’t start as anything, just a little lego car that looked pretty dangling on your keys. The red added a pop of color, but to Lando? This was the ultimate betrayal. 

“Baby.” Lando said standing at your doorway like a kid cross over missing dessert.

“Yeah?” You said mindlessly fiddling with the wheels of the small plastic car.

“What is that ugly thing doing on your keys?” He said as he pointed incredulously at the horror that was your keys.

“What— how are my legos ugly?” You asked, you thought it was cute.

“It’s a Ferrari!” He stated like that was the most obvious answer for his pouting.

“Yes… and?” You said

“I know Charles is good looking but not THAT good looking!” He said as he started to walk around the room 

“This has nothing to do with Charles.” You said while taking a seat on the edge of the bed, “I liked Carlos more anyways.”

“Why didn’t you pick my car?” He whines

“It was a blind box I can’t choose the car,” You stated holding up the packaging 

“It’s official I am getting you another.” He said as hey grabbed the keys for his Mclaren “I am not letting my girl walk around with some Ferrari on her.”

Which is how you ended up staring awkwardly at the cashier 4 minutes before closing at the mall while she scanned 17 lego blind boxes.

“That’ll be 84.49, cash or card?” she said with the air of someone who had been spaced out this entire shift

“card please” Lando said with his signature shit eating grin. The one you could kiss for ages and yet still get annoyed by. 

Which finally led to you and Lando cuddled up on the couch, some trashy tv show playing in the background and the sound of ripping plastic and cardboard filling the flat.

“I got another Williams,” he said, in 6 boxes which contained 1 more Ferrari, 1 Alpine, 1 Aston Martin and 3 Williams’

On your 7th box you both squeal at the papaya as it hits your eyes. You see Lando swiftly connecting pieces and then ripping the lego Ferrari off your keys and replacing it with the mini Mclaren.

“Much better” he stated 

He was right papaya is a better pop of color.

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@themultifanshipper

can i use this as fic inspo?

(i will tag the og creator of the idea when the fix is done)

Wait, hold up, let me cook. Okay, so you know those LEGO F1 blind boxes? Well imagine reader gets one and get a Ferrari. And she’s just like “cool, a Ferrari” and puts it on her keys. Well, bf Lando sees it and immediately is like “no, you can’t have a Ferrari keychain” and reader is just like “I didn’t choose it, it’s a blind box” and so Lando goes to the store and buys it all out of those things until finally they get a McLaren.

That idea is adorable, but unless one of them is getting shoved up someone, I really can't be bothered with fluff lmao

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just remembered this exists. thank you universe for that

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all my homies think spam likers should reblog every now and then

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Reblog this within 30 seconds in order to receive luck in your efforts for romance, assistance in your relationships, and/or to help easy conflict in your current relationship. Likes charge.

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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PLEASE PLEASE PLASE

i am sooooo tempted to make a httyd blog and start writing fics for it

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petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

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reblog to sign the petition

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the funniest part about the 2025 f1 season has been watching all of my mutuals get fed up and start maining different sports