brojokes
bro jokes.
This is NOT a homophobic blog.Whenever the phrase 'no homo' is used, it is purely for the intention of entertainment, and not to critisise homosexuality. There is absolutley nothing wrong with homosexuality or any other sexuality.But besides that, enjoy the jokes, bro!
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"Bro, is your body from Mcdonalds?"
"No... um why?"
"Cause I'm loving it!"
"Broooooo"
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That moment when the phrase '#nohomo' saves your gay ass...
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“bro”
“what bro”
“tell the whole world that we’re bros”
*whispers* “we’re bros”
“why’d you whisper bro?”
“because you’re my whole world bro”
“b r o”
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Bro: Bro, your legs must be tired.
Other Bro: Why bro?
Bro: Cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Other Bro: brooo!
Bro: broo!
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Bro 1: “D’you know that I have a journal? Like one were I write daily entries of what’s been going on in my life.”
Bro 2: “You mean a Diary bro."
Bro 1: “Lol, no man, diaries’ are gay bro. No homo.”
Bro 2: “Oh, really?”
Bro 1: “Yeah, bro.”
***a minute later***
Bro 1: “So... Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?"
Bro 2: “HAHAHA BROOOOOO”
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Bro Moment
Two bros hang out.
One bro is obsessed with superheros and won’t stop talking about them.
The other bro gets really annoyed by his friend’s behaviour and can’t take it anymore. So, he says, “Forget about Spiderman, Batman, and Superman, bro. I'll be your man.”
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Bro: “That shirt looks amazing on you…”
Other bro: “Thanks, bro.”
Bro: “You know what would look even better?”
Other bro: “No, what?”
Bro: “Me.”
Other bro: “Broooo.”
Bro: “Broooo.”
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FAIL BRO JOKE ATTEMPT
Bro 1: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Bro 2: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore...”
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Bro: Bro, there’s one thing I really want to change...
Other Bro: What is it bro?
Bro: Your last name...
Other Bro: Bro0oO
Bro: BrOoo0
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bro 1: ahhh dude, no homo
bro 2: wtf??? i'm gay. ur gay. we're boyfriends.
bro 1: yeah but it's not homo, it's bromo. we're expressing our bro love.
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Bro: Bro, your legs must be tired.
Other Bro: Why bro?
Bro: Cause you've been running through my mind all night.
Other Bro: brooo!
Bro: broo!
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Bro: Are you religious?
Other Bro: No bro, why?
Bro: Cause you are the answers to all my prayers...
Other Bro: BROO
Bro: BROO
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Bro: Bro, am I dead?
Other Bro: No bro, why?
Bro: ‘Cuz I seem to be in heaven.
Other Bro: bBro0oo
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