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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Fuck - and I can’t stress this enough - yeah.
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We have always existed, and we always will.
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Violet: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Dain: I think you mean cards. Xaden: She does not. Violet, pulling out knives: I do not.
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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that
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love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys
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