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words cannot eloquently express just how much i LOATHE the video recipe format of “🤓☝️did you know 😲 if you took this one ingredient 🥦 and combined it with another ingredient 🧀 you get… A MEAL 🍽️🍽️😱😱⁉️” like yeah no FUCKING SHIT just tell me the recipe like a normal fucking person. to make this meal you take these ingredients and combine them like so and then put it on a plate. i already know that combining it makes a fucking dish. stop insulting my intelligence i know how stuff is made i’m a grown ass man!!!!

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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i WILL make that appointment i swear it. appointment will be made. it’s gonna happen

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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defying the odds with mama

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged