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“god never gives us more than we can handle” well clearly god doesn’t know me because i can’t handle a single thing.

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

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fetch me neil

alright lads it’s april 13th and you know what that means

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alright lads it’s april 13th and you know what that means

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

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with ao3 down i’m not sure what i’m meant to do with my time *shoves approximately 178 wip’s into an already overstuffed trash can* there’s literally nothing

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mcu thor in a no-powers au would for sure be a van lifer send tweet

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anyway hi if you’re worried you’re a bad person bc you’ve read one too many posts claiming you’re complicit in atrocities if you don’t watch a graphic video or share a particular post or stop enjoying something you love, please know that you’re doing fine and you’ve done nothing wrong and i love you

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i'm sorry i reblogged your post 3 seconds after it was posted, the moment we become mutuals you actually signed a deal saying that we are best friends for life and i am allowed to annoy you constantly so here we are

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hades stands like a kid waiting for his parents to wake up so he can tell them he threw up

don't talk to me or my tiny son ever again

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sorry this is my emotional support goofball unfortunately i need them with me at all times

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So I've been binge playing Hades; above dialog is not canon (but the vibes are)